doing this instead of my homework oops

nct as texts in my class chat
  • Taeil: #whyareyouallsogay
  • Hansol: that was my plan and if you steal it i will break a coconut with your head
  • Johnny: *at 1am* what was the homework and did anyone do it and can you send it to me. *1:50am* please?
  • Taeyong: you all should be studying instead of writing here
  • Yuta: *only ever writes happy birthday and happy new year*
  • Kun: oops sorry, wrong chat
  • Doyoung: wow! great! i would've never! ever! thought of that!! you! deserve! a medal!!!!
  • Ten: *only ever sends dog pics captioned 'look how cute, just like me'*
  • Jaehyun: i just met my old teacher, should i fuck him?
  • WinWin: why did i even get up
  • Mark: i'll explain the homework to you but you gotta do it yourself i'm not THAT nice
  • Renjun: *the one who always sends the material*
  • Jeno: *uses fish and noodle as insults*
  • Haechan: Guys…I have to tell you something…IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT
  • Jaemin: Shirts do weird things sometimes, you never know what they’re up to in your closet
  • Chenle: i'll bring watermelon. or some other fruit. fruits are great.
  • Jisung: *8pm* good night, i'm going to sleep

okay but consider something, jarvis has been running off all these nights doing crazy spy stuff with peggy, getting in during the wee hours of the morning but what has his excuse been at home? that he’s doing business for howard? (even though howard is out of the country?) 

just imagine anna trying to find a gentle way to ask if he’s having an affair, because that’s the only explanation that can seem to make sense at this point. 

and how horrified he would be that she would have been led to assume that, blaming himself for not being there, for not telling her the truth. and then admitting that he’s doing crazy spy stuff, because she deserves to know the truth.

imagine the next time that he and peggy go out to do there spy stuff, he’s been sent on his way with a bag full of stacks for his late night espionage adventures.