doing the most lol

4am omg…I’m doneee…

@cloversdreams here you have your sweethearts as I said I did nyoreron~

They are more adorable than I though…

more stuff about the signs

aries

  • they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
  • too smart
  • they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
  • one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
  • cry baby
  • they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
  • somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
  • sexually frustrated 24/7
  • they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
  • they move their hands a lot when talking
  • they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds

taurus

  • on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
  • they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
  • they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
  • they could kill you if you hurt an animal
  • a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
  • they care too much about people they love
  • they cheat on board games
  • very good friends
  • too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
  • they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
  • stubborn
  • they don’t let people go completely
  • their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day


gemini

  • emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
  • they know a lot of useful shit
  • but they don’t know what sleep means
  • being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
  • narcissistic af
  • they’re never wrong
  • they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
  • incomprehensible love for snacks
  • misunderstood
  • they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
  • they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
  • they lie to themselves
  • sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
  • very insecure
  • random happiness/sadness attacks
  • their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
  • innocent without wanting to be
  • they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time

cancer

  • they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
  • they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
  • drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
  • they can be too selfish
  • unpredictable af
  • leave me alone, but give me attention
  • their cellphone is part of their body
  • their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
  • they victimize themselves a lot
  • they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
  • that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
  • they care a lot about what other people think
  • they plat a lot with their hands and lips
  • the most adorable people when they’re not angry
  • children loves them
  • they can tranquilize people quickly
  • misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them

leo

  • very sharp ideas/way of thinking
  • high moral
  • they need constant acceptance/validation
  • if you do them one you pay ten
  • always reading your intentions
  • they tend to joke about other people insecurities
  • they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
  • despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
  • they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
  • insecure af
  • a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
  • they wink a lot
  • will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)

virgo

  • they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
  • public nerds
  • the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
  • they read weird things
  • super committed and and helpful
  • they get angry when things are not done in their way
  • they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
  • they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
  • they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
  • their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
  • they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

  • they’re always in love
  • they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
  • super emotional
  • they probably don’t know what is happening right now
  • they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
  • a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
  • they have good intentions
  • creative
  • they blush easily
  • they have a hard time saying no
  • they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
  • they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

  • they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
  • dark mind, bright personality
  • they have secret hobbies
  • they crave love
  • talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
  • they get easily offended
  • scary when angry
  • protective with people they love
  • they hate being ignored
  • random laugh attacks
  • they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
  • they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
  • they easily connect with music

sagittarius

  • ready to disappear in any moment
  • they have watched every. movie. on netflix
  • using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
  • 34 hour-long naps
  • they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
  • they have a hard time when apologizing
  • they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
  • would yell at strangers if needed
  • intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
  • they tend to be sad before sleeping
  • this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
  • very competitive, but never satisfied

capricorn

  • superiority complex
  • more party souls than you could imagine
  • they just want you to shut the fuck up
  • they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
  • able to intimidate people for good or for bad
  • they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
  • they keep their cool in the craziest situations
  • have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
  • can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
  • always have backup plans
  • physical appearance is important
  • always have weird obsessions
  • they play a lot with their feet
  • they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it

aquarius

  • they disappear with no reason
  • cuter than you
  • they get confused when choosing between good and bad
  • everything is overrated for them
  • they’re addiced to memes
  • feelings out of control
  • they’re the special snowflakes
  • cannabis 23/7
  • they will know if you lie
  • they lose their shit often
  • they think and feel more than they show
  • rebels
  • the smartest ones

pisces

  • they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
  • they like music more than they like you
  • they like attention but not too much
  • will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
  • can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
  • fake friendliness (sometimes)
  • too weird but in a sweet way
  • super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
  • they overwhelm your mind
  • big heart, even bigger imagination
  • confused af
  • if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned


translated from x

the worst thing about adhd is when you’re staring at instructions or hearing them and everybody else is understanding them but your brain just. doesn’t get it.

and you can understand each word individually but if you try to put them together it’s like trying to read a language you don’t understand

300 words or less

Mission: Either pick a starter (or 2 or 3 or 1500) or have people ask you to write a small thing in 300 words or less in response.  You (or your followers) can pick whether you make it angsty or fluffy or smutty or whatever and who you’re writing about. Feel free to add starters!

Starters:
“I can’t sleep without you here…”
“I’m fine.”
“It’s fine.”
“I’m not okay.”
“I’m okay.”
“I’m leaving…and I’m not coming back.”
“I never meant to hurt you.”
“I never meant for it to go this far.”
“This wasn’t supposed to happen.”
“I’m never going to leave you.”
“Shh, you’re safe now.”
“I can’t remember the last time I was happy.”
“I can’t remember the last time I was this happy.”
“Great, how are we supposed to get home now?”
“I hope you like scary movies!”
“You’re not gonna cry, are you?”
“I got the call last night…”
“Wow, I guess you really are that ticklish.”
“I tried to surprise you, but I spilled your coffee on the way over…”
“Do you wanna get out of here?”
“Did you hear something?”
“Shh, I think I hear something.”
“You smell really nice.”
“I wish you would talk to me.”
“I need you to talk to me.”
“Can you hear me?”
“Please don’t do this…”
“You won’t miss me.”
“I wish I never met you.”
“I wish I met you sooner.”
“You wanna go back to my place?”
“You should think about what you’ve done.”

double sided charm mock-ups!! I might have them up for pre-order soon <3

i love that offical art of yuuri in the pig costume ok

So far, in the two years I’ve worked at the library I have:

•accidentally scared the heck out of multiple people with my apparently unusual silence while moving

•said alarming things in unguarded moments like “any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself”

•occasionally come up to the front desk to report alarming and/or weird things discovered in the stacks (like a rock hard sandwich so old it was literally green) in a completely deadpan voice

•brought my twin to visit right at the end of my shift and thoroughly confused all my coworkers and bosses
□it’s been almost a week, they’re still talking about it
□apparently it was very disorienting for everyone
□I have been asked if I’m really me three times so far, “just in case”, which is funny because we’re definitely not identical
□today one coworker squinted at me suspiciously and asked quietly, “Are you real?”
I honestly didn’t know how to answer that.

•I brought my lunch to work today and I was informed that this is the first time they’ve actually seen me eat?
○they’ve seen me get my sunflower seeds or trail mix plenty of times? Except that apparently doesn’t count?
□this has alarming implications including but not limited to I just realized I forgot to eat dinner again and I gotta go fix that real quick

In summary:
In your opinion, how at risk am I for becoming a Library Cryptid?

Batfam as things my fam has said

Bruce: *loses the T.V. remote* *goes crazy*

Tim: Dad, it’s just the T.V. remote.

Bruce: No, son. It’s not just the T.V. remote. It’s the symbol of my sanity. That T.V. remote helps me keep a grip on my sanity when you people drive me insane. Do you know how many of you there are? I can’t go anywhere in this house without seeing kids. You’re all so loud and hyper and you never sit still or shut up. I can never get peace or even rest. I go to sleep dreaming about going to sleep. That remote is all I have left.

Tim:

Tim: Yeah, I’m gonna go outside now.

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Damian and Jason: *playing a board game*

Damian: You’re cheating!

Jason: No, I’m just better than you.

Damian: No, you’re cheating!

Jason: Don’t take it personal, kid. I’m older than you, and that means I’m gonna be better than you at a lot of things.

Damian: *punches Jason in the face* 

Jason: *standing over the sink with a bloody nose* What the hell, man? You get mad for losing a 15 minute board game so now I get a crooked nose for the rest of my life?

Damian: I guess reflexes aren’t on your “I’m better at it than you” list.

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*the number of kids in the family keeps growing*

Dick: God, at this rate, we’re gonna have to rent out an arena for family reunions.

Jason: Family reunions? Who says I’m gonna want to see any of you again?

Damian: Who said we would invite you?

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Dick: So, should we eat at McDonald’s or Subway?

Tim: Who cares? We’re all just going to inevitably die anyway no matter where we eat, so what’s the point? What is the point?

Dick: …

Dick: So Subway?

Tim: Yeah, McDonald’s would only kill us faster.

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Damian: I don’t have friends. I just have you people.

Jason: No no. It’s, “I don’t have friends because I have you people.”

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Dick: So, if you count nine months backwards from the month you were born, you get an idea of what might have brought on your creation.

Jason: That’s disgusting. Why would I want to know that?

Dick: *smiles evilly at Jason* 

Jason: You already figured mine out, didn’t you.

Dick: Congratulations! You are the product of one hell of a Christmas celebration!

Jason: I would’ve happily gone my entire life without knowing that.

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Dick: So were you born this evil or did something make you this way?

Damian: I’m the youngest in this train wreck of a family. What do you think?

Dick: Yeah okay.

————————————————————————————–

Dick: As your elder sibling, I’m going to give you some tips on how to survive in life.

Tim: Is that what you’re doing?

Dick: I– *breaks down* I honestly have no idea. 

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Dick: I have my great ass and my ability to completely ignore how much I don’t know what I’m doing working for me. What do you have?

Jason: A master plan and a raging, fiery sense of calculated vengeance. 

Dick: Yeah, that’ll do it.

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Tim and Damian: *watching the neighborhood kids play*

Tim: Look at them. They’re having so much fun. They’re so happy.

Damian: Yeah.

Damian: How long do you think it’ll be until they lose the will to live?

Tim: You’re the youngest. How close are you?

Damian: I’m already there.

Tim: And how old are you?

Damian: 12.

Tim: Those kids are doomed.

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Damian: This is so humiliating.

Dick: Hey, remember what family you’re in. We sold our dignity to the devil for good looks.

Jason: Yeah, and it looks like he ripped you off.

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Bruce: Good morning.

Damian: Dad, you just put salt in your coffee.

Bruce: Adulthood is a trap, son.

Damian: What are you–

Bruce: Happiness is an illusion.

Damian:

Bruce: I’m going back to bed.


Inspired by my hot mess of a family. If there’s one thing our dysfunctional dynamic brings, it’s humor in the face of crippling stress. lolol Hope you enjoyed!