Who said “I love you” first?
they both say it a lot but vax “heart on his sleeve” ‘ildan is the first to say it with romantic context and he blurts it out hardcore early because some things are consistent throughout all ships with that loser
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background?
they both do, but, uh, to different degrees. vax has a nice selfie of them together and pike has a shot of his ass looking fantastic in a pair of jeans because she’s a little shit
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror?
they both do. pike uses excessive smiley faces and vax uses excessive hearts.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts?
pike handmakes all her cheesy gifts and vax gets teary eyed every time the poor boy
Who initiated the first kiss?
pike grabbed that boy by his feathers and tugged him down to her level pls
Who kisses the other awake in the morning?
both, depending on who gets up first. they’re both morning people.
Who starts tickle fights?
both, because they’re little shits. pike is strong and eventually gets the upperhand despite vax being nimble and wiggly.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower?
kldjlkjasljk its pike. of course its pike.
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch?
Who was nervous and shy on the first date?
vax was a dumb nerd with no filter and pike laughed way too much because she was nervous.
Who kills/takes out the spiders?
vax kills the spiders, pike takes them outside. sometimes vax prays for the spiders’ souls like a nerd. she thinks its endearing, but really, vax just take them outside.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk?
oh my god they’re both awful about it. pike is, objectively, louder, but vax tends to get a lil sloppy and fling an arm around someone and just babble incoherently about how good pike is to this poor person.