- Yakov: I've had it, you're off the team.
- Victor: You can't do that, that's sex discrimination.
- Yakov: Fine, I'll give you one more chance. *walks away*
- Yakov: *returns a minute later* Wait a minute, how is that sex discrimination?
- Victor: Well, that's what I was doing when I skipped practice.
some otayuri fluff maybe? :)