doing practice with kissing

  • Yakov: I've had it, you're off the team.
  • Victor: You can't do that, that's sex discrimination.
  • Yakov: Fine, I'll give you one more chance. *walks away*
  • Yakov: *returns a minute later* Wait a minute, how is that sex discrimination?
  • Victor: Well, that's what I was doing when I skipped practice.

All of our players are very new to DnD and as such the DM is being lenient with us, so 30 minutes into our session we’re fighting a boss who is angel like.

Ranger: Alright, I want to throw one of you at her since she’s in the air.

Me: Well I’m the shortest and I have a shortsword so-

Ranger: I want to throw the elf druid.

Proceeds to roll well enough to throw our 6 foot tall elf druid at the angel being.

Our druid who goes by the name Noot Newt: Alright, what can I do, help me guys I need suggestions.

Me: Well you could use your thorn whip to bring her to the ground or burn her wings.

Ranger: I’ve already done my part.

Druid: I have an idea!

Druid, instead of doing anything practical kisses the angel lady on the cheek, making her blush a little but only for a moment before she slaps our druid away to the ground.

Me to Ranger: Why did you throw the unarmed druid and not the short lightweight bard with a shortsword, I could have done more.

Ranger: I just grabbed the nearest thing and threw.

He had also tried to throw a large rock later which caused him to get stabbed by four spears of light.

anonymous asked:

some otayuri fluff maybe? :)

Otabek loved Yuri a lot, but his leg was really starting to get numb.

“How long has he been asleep like that?” Victor asked, amused. They were over at the penthouse that Chris had rented for the week, a raging party with the international skaters in full swing. Otabek and Yuri hadn’t even been drinking, both completely exhausted from practice. They had found an unused couch in the corner of the room and Yuri had collapsed, promptly falling asleep on Otabek’s lap.

“About an hour,” Otabek murmured fondly, stroking Yuri’s hair, “You’d think the pounding music and screaming would wake him up, but…”

Victor smiled. “He’s always been a heavy sleeper. Comes from growing up around a bunch of loud screaming Russians.”

Yuri shifted in his sleep, a hand moving to rest on Otabek’s leg. His heart thudded at the sight of his boyfriend looking so small and vulnerable, despite his age. Victor bade him a quiet ‘goodbye’ before heading off, leaving the two of them alone. Otabek was focused on Yuri’s steady breathing, how his hands curled in his sleep, how each strand of hair moved whenever he would shift.

He was the most beautiful thing Otabek had ever seen.

They had gotten together a few years back during Yuri’s nineteenth birthday. Afterwards, it was a shitstorm of media, ducking from Yuri’s fangirls, and a wild ride of traveling back and forth between Russia and Kazakhstan. Otabek knew how lucky he was to be with Yuri, it stunned him every day that his boyfriend loved him as much as he did.

Yuri shifted again, causing the numbness in his legs to get worse. Deciding it was probably time Yuri awoke, he leaned down and kissed his boyfriend’s forehead softly, leaning down towards his ear.

“Yura,” he murmured, “Yura, it’s time to get up.”

Yuri grumbled in protest, blinking blearily as the party raged around them. He yawned-Oh my god so cute, Otabek thought-and sat up, groaning as he dropped his head on Otabek’s shoulder.

“How do all these assholes have this much energy?” Yuri complained, “They practiced as hard as we did.”

“No one practices as hard as you do,” Otabek laughed, kissing the side of Yuri’s face, “You went for hours today.”

Yuri rolled his eyes, swinging his legs over Otabek’s lap. “Yeah, and I’m fucking exhausted. Why did we come to this again?”

Otabek smiled, kissing his forehead. “Because, someone who shall remain nameless, ‘wanted to fucking rage.’”

“You should stop listening to me,” Yuri laughed, leaning on Otabek’s chest, “Half the things I say are bullshit.”

Otabek’s heart thumped as Yuri pressed against him and he was reminded again just how much in love he was.

“Nothing you say is bullshit,” Otabek replied, “You could be reciting ‘The Theme of King JJ’ in French backwards and I’d listen to it.”

Yuri’s eyes narrowed. “Beka, you’re sweet, but if you want to be in our bed tonight, do not mention JJ in relation to me ever again.”

Otabek laughed, reaching down and drawing Yuri into a gentle kiss, a real kiss. They forgot for a moment that they were in public, both melting into the sensations.

“Boys, break it up!” Christophe called from the corner, causing them to pull apart reluctantly, “Let’s keep it PG!”

“‘Keep it PG,’ he says,” Yuri snorted, “He’s half naked and riding a pole.”

Otabek laughed lightly, still a little breathless from their kiss. “Maybe later tonight we can bump up the rating, yeah?”

Yuri raised an eyebrow, smirking a bit. “Beka, you’re on.”

Otabek’s legs were still numb from Yuri’s weight being pressed onto him. But he found as they got closer, that he didn’t really mind.

I just need someone who will let me take cute pictures of them, let me practice makeup on them, and do matching couple things and kiss pls pls

Tbh one of yuuri’s favourite things to do is kiss viktor’s cheek when he’s tired after practice because he has no filter then and it’ll get him particularly flustered and blushing and hiding his face whilst whining ‘yuuriiiiiiiii’ and flustered viktor is a particularly cuddly viktor because then he wants to hide his face in yuuri’s chest or neck

Show Me

Originally posted by destinyhayden

A/N: I love this so much, like I’m making my own heart ache a little here, damn. Thankyou so much to @a-smol-badger for the request that I never would have thought up on my own atm. That’s all I got to say honestly. 

Request: Is there a possibility you could write an imagine where y/n is an art student and her latest class assignment is human figure and she wants to draw jug and he gets scared and self conscious that he has to be shirtless but y/n assures him he is perf

Word Count: 1,882

Warnings: boi has body confidence issues for a hot second, that’s it.

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forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because it’s a hundred times more angst i mean?

  • when muse a has been telling their parents they’ve been seeing somebody and finally say they’re engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee
  • when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesn’t work
  • the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural
  • meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bc “mooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn these”
  • having to practice being affectionate so it looks real
  • “what do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?”
  • “kiss me right now in front of the whole family”
  • what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when they’re not in public
  • mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and it’s huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner
  • the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game
  • actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries on ‘the dress’ and everybody is like omg…and muse a is like “shit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
  • when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(
  • when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is like “they’re okay but i liked muse b better”
  • A N G S T

So, this is a sequel to my one and only Sam GIF drabble, which is being written because I’m a slut and wanted to write some smut and I was originally gonna write smut in that gif drabble until my wrist bitched out. So now that I have no excuse, here we go.

And shout-out to the ever-wonderful @saxxxology and @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid for reading and beta-ing this when I became convinced that it was shit. They’re the best ladies in the entire world.

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Detective!Sam x Secretary!Reader
Inspiration: A GIF drabble inspired by a GIF from @sgarrett49
Words: 2,759
Sam and the reader finally act on all that unresolved sexual tension, and his desk suffers for it
Warnings: Pure, unadulterated desk fucking. There’s no plot. Plot has died. Plot has no place here. Only porn.

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006 / 101 kisses

006; sweaty mess
♡ optional bias (second person)
♡ university!au
x; when you cling onto his shirt while you kiss

with the crisp, early spring air blowing against your cheeks, you let out a light yelp from sudden gust of wind and held your arms closer to your body as you rushed across the courtyard towards the gymnasium. you could feel your plushie keychains gently bounced against your backpack and tap your hip every now and then with your hasty footsteps.

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Persona 5 Headcanon: Studying w/ The Phantom Thieves

Originally posted by kutout

A lack of P5 imagines here… And so, to begin finals week, I’m gonna take advantage of it. :P :3 I got you fam. [I haven’t finished playing through the game, so some characters might be shorter than others… I literally only just finished changing Madarame’s heart]

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tsukomichii  asked:

oh snap, it's okay! Can I request for forehead kisses for iwaoi/bokuaka/kurotsuki(choose any) instead? Your art is really nice, hehe

All cool friend! `v´ Since I already did forehead smoochies for IwaOi

I decided to go for your second option uvu And also because yay more owl smoochies <3

These two are so adorable, always a pleasure <3 So yeah friend thanks a lot for your request!! (AND your kind words, gee you’re so nice ;v;) Hope you like it :3c

Spit vs. kiss 9/29/98
It is “sick” because it is only a different way of doing practically the same thing. Kissing is a sign of affection, therefor it is socially acceptable. It has emotional values and it can mean several things, whereas swapping spit is just plain, cut, and easily defined. It has no emotional or spiritual meaning. personally I think both actions are the same. -Eric Harris


When Marco kisses Jean for the first time, he closes his eyes tight, afraid of his own quiet moan, until Jean touches his cheek & smiles.”
-— Twitter Fic of the Day (10/8)

anonymous asked:

Don't you think henrik og tarjei kiss much better now? They must be practicing a lot behind the scenes

I always said that their kisses were very very passionate but not that great “technically” (lol sorry) but i saw them improve episode after episode and i must admit that the kiss we saw the other night is one of the most beautiful kisses i’ve ever seen on tv :)

anonymous asked:

Can we get some Ignis fluff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) what about embarrassing things on their first time kissing (idk like nose booping accidentally) or holding hands (hands get really sweaty and its awkward as fuck) or a lot of teasing?? ꒰⁎′̥̥̥ ⌑ ‵̥̥̥ ꒱ i need floof im sorry im a loser

You’re not a loser for wanting fluff! Fluff is the candy floss of the soul, warm pink and absolutely delicious. I hope you didn’t mind the wait!

Awkward Ignis Dating HC

  • Ignis isn’t comfortable on a first date

  • So when your hand slips in to his he gets so nervous and wound up, overthinking how to hold your hand that he’s fumbling and infinitely glad for the gloves he’s wearing since he’s sure his palms are sweaty.

  • You just manoeuvre his hand in to place and smile at him letting him know it’s all good. You won’t tell him how sweet the nervous smile he gives you is.

  • He’s such a gentleman he drops you off at your door after that first date. He’s obviously nervous and you can practically hear the gears in his head screaming ‘Do I kiss them? Do I not? Do I bow??? BOW?! Ignis you idiot!’

  • He freezes still when you give him a quick peck at the corner of his mouth and wish him goodnight, his red cheeks are something you’ll always recall with a smile.

  • He gets bolder eventually, and hand holding is easy for him, but eventually he starts watching your lips when he says goodbye each night. You wait so patiently, since you worry you’ll scare off your spectacled flighty rabbit. 

  • Eventually one night outside of your door he bends down too quick, following the instinct that tells him to kiss you before he chickens out.
  • And he headbutts you

  • He can’t apologise enough and he sweeps you in to your apartment and gets an ice pack for your head.

  • After about 10 minutes of him apologising over and over again while you repeatedly try to tell him it’s ok, he peels the ice pack away slowly and his fingers gently smooth over the small bump.

  • His face is close to yours and you put your hands on his shoulders to keep him still as you move in slowly for your first kiss.
Round Two

Jaehyun wants more because Jaehyun is in love with your body and knows he can’t ever get enough.

Anon said: YAAAYYY~~~ i was waiting for it since forever:DD sooo please, can i request a scenario based on Ed Sheeran’s Shape Of you?? idk, i just really like the lyrics of it v.v aaand…with Jaehyun omgiamsosorryiknowyouhavehadenough but  P L S i need some smutty-fluffy Jaehyun in my life ASAP TT

…i’m the worst this request is two months old and i dont even think it’s what you wanted i’m so sorry. i tried. it was kind of more the smutty-fluffy instead of being based off the song i’m sorry. there’s smut though hopefully that makes up for this if you dont like it. enjoy ^^

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