doing it right marvel

and now, a haiku for the holidays.

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Cherish our present,

the gift that is Sam Wilson;

Keep him safe and warm.

Maria Hill: *is played by a white actress when she’s supposed to be latina*

MCU fandumb: *are silent*

Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver: *are played by white actors when they’re supposed to be romani*

MCU fandumb: *still silent*

The Ancient One: *is played by a white actress when she’s supposed to be asian*

MCU fandumb: *completely and utterly silent*

Mary Jane and Valkyrie: *are gonna be played by black actresses*

Racists: B-BUT IT’S NOT ACCURATE TO THE COMICZ!!1!!111!!!11!!!!

the lost photos of steve rogers and bucky barnes 1/?
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anonymous asked:

"Can I get two tickets to the new marvel movie?" "I'm sorry, we don't have a marvel movie playing right now" "Yes you do, I saw the poster for it." "Well do you know what it's called?" "It's like Rebel something or Rogue something." "Rogue One?" "Yeah! That's it!" "Rogue One is a Star Wars movie, sir." "Yeah, isn't Star Wars a marvel comic?" "........"

pietro feels

creeping up again. send me your filthiest smuttiest requests for him or even aaron. i really do want to write more celebrity smut. for right now its just marvel actors and actresses

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Originally posted by loud-and-messy

ghost rider always won the annual chili cook-off.

Reverse Call Out Post for CACW
  • Steve: Did everything in his power to protect Bucky Barnes, a victim and his best friend.
  • Tony: Always doing his best. Was willing to fight his friends to do what he thinks is right to make up for his mistakes.
  • Bucky: Went so far as to eat plums to help his memory come back. Did his best to be non lethal in life threatening situations. Straddled tf out of that motorbike
  • Sam: Loyal and strong minded. Apologized after he was unable to save Rhodey from a blast he dodged.
  • Rhodey: Was lookin out for Tony when no one was. The real MVP of Team Iron man.
  • T'Challa: After getting all the information, recognized that Bucky Barnes was a victim and helped him be safe.
  • Natasha: Good friend to both Tony and Steve??? Supports them where she thought they needed supporting, and called them out when they needed to be called out.
  • Vision: Good fashion sense and also kinda funny. Tried to cook for Wanda that one time.
  • Wanda: Literally doing her best?? Please leave her alone.
  • Clint: Finally had good dialogue.
  • Peter: A tiny baby taking his first steps, doing great. Too good for the Avengers.
  • Scott: Didn't really know what was going on, but was happy to help because he loves Captain America
  • Sharon: Helped Steve out so much?? Unofficial member and MVP of Team Cap
  • Stan Lee: "Tony Stank"
fic: for the feeling that i get when you are gone

Steve/Tony | Post-Civil War | 820 words | Mpreg | Part 1/3 (4???)

Post-CA:CW angsty mpreg because I’m…me. The second part will be epistolary.

Tony is supposed to be helping Rhodey when he starts to feel weak.

Rhodey manages to catch the bar and hold them both up, despite everything. “You okay?”

It takes Tony a second to catch his breath and he feels like he’s going to throw up, but he nods. Swallows down the bile. “Yeah. Completely fine. You?”

Rhodey huffs and Tony extricates himself from his friend. Rhodey doesn’t look as convinced as Tony would’ve hoped. “You need to see a doctor, Tony.”

“You’re the one who needs a doctor. Best in the world. Available to you anytime.” Tony manages to snag a waste basket in time to puke.

Tony.”

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