dogs in windows

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

‘Directors Cut’ is an ongoing series of portraits by Matt Needle @needledesign part of a series of limited edition prints based upon the works of his favourite movie directors.

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  • me on the phone with my boss: hey i won't be coming into work today, i tried pulling out of my driveway but my dog was looking out the window at me real sad. sorry for the inconvenience

Last one, but here’s a video of two different styles of greyhound swimming and can I just say oh my god I love these aliens.


my girlfriend has been catsitting for like ten days and she’s FINALLY coming home tonight and I’m fucking losing my mind waiting to get out of work. literally how do couples live apart, how the fuck am I supposed to interact with all these clowns (ie everyone) when I haven’t seen my favorite person in AN ETERNITY and the afternoon is an interminable d r a g

Alex: Maggie would you ever want to get a puppy?

Maggie: we already have a puppy Alex

Alex: Kara doesn’t count

Maggie: do you know how much food I buy for her? She has like 3 cabinets in our kitchen. You cannot say no to her when she uses her puppy dog eyes. We have a window thats use is remarkably similar to a doggy door so that Kara can go in and out as she pleases. I’ve woken up to find her asleep in bed with us. She has super human hearing. I’m also pretty sure she would do any number of tricks for potsticker. She also gets lost periodically And I’m also irrationally protective of her despite knowing her a short amount of time.

Maggie: she a puppy. she counts.

“Yo, we’re getting you a puppy”.

Marcus promised Wrench a puppy. It’s a small little thing with a pitch dark coat, goofy smile, and an endlessly wagging tail. The only problem? Aside from being a filthy animal infiltrating our society?

It lacks a few limbs.


With a few minor adjustments (and some persuasive licks), Wrench “Carlin” Junior 2.0 sports brand new legs and a studded black collar - installed with a voice module.

It’s not the most advanced piece of tech though. 2.0′s translated vocabulary is limited to “I love you”, “Pet me”, “Play”, “Potty”, and “Fuck you” (for barking).