dogs eating pasta

Seventeen are in LA for two weeks. They will have ~42 meals. I’m excited that Josh can experience all the things that he’s missed while being in Korea. Let them visit all the mundane traditional American restaurants like Ihop and Inn n out. Take a trip to walmart just to make hot dogs in their hotel. Probably eat some damn good mexican food. I hope Josh takes them to all the big, common, chain places and also to the little “hidden treasures” he found over the years. I hope that he takes him to all his favorite places that he had to leave behind when he moved. I hope that, just for a while, they don’t feel like celebrities. And that Josh just feels like he’s back home. But this time he gets to share his old life with his brothers and bongbong. 

Being married to Calum would involve…

  • Him writing you songs whenever he feels like
  • Naked at least 200000% of the time
  • Angry sex
  • Him trying to cook for you
  • Having more dogs than humans in the house
  • Him bringing home every dog he sees
  • Your home would practically be an animal shelter
  • Surprise breakfasts he spends a lot of time over
  • Laughing at every fucking thing
  • “ok babe but u have to let me feel your boob”
  • Lots of teasing
  • Eating you out randomly adfghj
  • “calum our child is 3 you can’t teach her to rap busta rhymes”
  • Coming home from studio so excited to show you what he did
  • Taking random days off just to be with you
  • He’d spoil your kids so MUCH    
  • Cashton road trips
  • Dressing your kids up like him
  • Lots of twitter banter
  • “babe what’s a smut”
  • Slow grinding with you on top to rnb
  • “IM NOT A FUCKBOY STOP CALLING ME THAT OR IM NOT EATING YOU OUT EVER AGAIN”
  • Lots of “babe” “darling” “sugar”
  • WILL SMITH MOVIE MARATHONS
  • Him crying while watching you give birth
  • Texting you cheesy pick up lines 24/7
  • Him watching suspiciously every boy that goes near your baby girl
  • Saving each other’s numbers as something like “trap lord” and “trap queen”
  • Sending each other nudes even tho ur fuckin married
  • Family dinner at the Hood’s
  • SO MANY BAD JOKES
  • “babe can we have sex im so bored”
  • “ya I know you’re topless but let me show u this video of a dog eating pasta lol”
  • “stop touching my dick im about to lose at fifa”
  • “babe if I beat luke at table tennis then will you suck me off”
  • “OI STOP she’s my wife FUCKTARDS” when the boys make plans with u but not him
  • SOCCER DAD COACHING YOUR KID’S SCHOOL’S SOCCER TEAM
  • Always lowkey trying to make him jealous
  • Teaching your daughter how to play soccer
  • Hands always on your ass
  • Sitting at one spot with his phone while ur shopping
  • ROAd trips with the band and their fams
  • THRASHING HOTEL ROOMS
  • A shit tonne of doggy style with spanks mmmmhmmmm

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love, shreya and shazza!!!

LUKE / ASHTON / MICHAEL