Hey amy! I just lost my dog, so i've had a bad week. Got any cute headcanons about Dami and his numerous pets?
I’m going to go ahead and assume that Damian names his favorite bats from the cave, and since Damian’s record on pet names is all over the place– some of them (Goliath, Titus) are dignified, while others (Batcow, Spotty the rat from B&R 13) are definitely not– I imagine the bat names get pretty interesting.
Also Damian: Rita, Earl, Capitalism, Lemon, Bagel Bite
Alfred the cat has spyware in his collar. So far it’s been a useful and multipurpose investment, good for eavesdropping on both one’s family and unsuspecting criminals loitering in the parts of the city where a stray cat would go unnoticed. Conveniently, that is most of the city.
Titus sleeps at the end of Damian’s bed, for the death nightmares. It helps to have someone to hug.
There are also geese on the Manor grounds– they come in and out of the pond on the east side of the property– and Damian has been feeding them Cool Ranch Doritos for the past month as part of an experimental plot. That’s Tim’s brand of chips; if everything goes according to plan, the next time Tim takes a picnic lunch, he’ll be swarmed by expectant geese. It’s going to be hilarious.
listen…. kim namjoon is a very sweet, very smart, kinda sad boy who wears dumb socks, and takes videos with cute little tree frogs, and breaks lots of things bc he’s very clumsy, and makes really silly faces when he dances, and cannot cut an onion to save his life
he has a lot to say but isn’t always sure how he can say it so people will understand
Late last night, at like 11pm, Dogface was keeping me awake doing that quiet
“boof” thing that dogs do when they’re upset.
Everyone who has a dog knows that sound, right?
I have to get up for work early in the
morning and it was just loud enough to be annoying.
Anyway, I sit up and see that he’s sitting on
the bed by my feet, looking at the window, going “boof…” every ~30 seconds. I get up and stick my head out the window, and can faintly hear one of
my neighbors up the street screaming for help, just wailing over and over.
outside, find which unit the sound is coming from, and get the police in
there. Soon, an ambulance came through and hauled someone away. No idea
what happened, but nobody else in the neighborhood seemed to be taking
TL;DR: Dogface is a very good boy and might have saved someone’s life last night.
Enchant their blankets/pillows/beds with extra love and comfort. For kittens, puppies and other baby animals, enchant it so they will never be cold.
Draw protective sigils on their collars, tags, cages/tanks, etc for protection and health.
When you comb your dog/cat/pony/hairy animal, imagine brushing the negativity away when you comb through their fur. (you can use their fur that is left behind in the comb for witchy purposes).
Enchant their toys or draw a sigil on it for happy playing.
A little chant when you prepare their food.
Charge their water under the full moon.
Does your animal need medication? Enchant it for a little boost and a fast recovery. Liquid medication could be charged under the full moon.
Instead of using a regular tag, you can use a crystal. For example: Rose quartz for animals who are shy, have trouble with trusting people and for the abused animals. Amethyst can ease separation anxiety and soothes stress and fear. (you can also place it around their sleeping spots. Make sure it’s in a pouch or big enough so your pet can’t swallow it).
If you add something liquid to your pet’s food (supplements like fish oil, salmon oil or medicine that’s liquid). You can use that to make sigils on their food. (Thank you justyour-averagewitch)
You can also use crystals that align with the element of the animal. For example: For birds and air/travel, stones like citrine and aquamarine. Chinchillas and rabbits with earth stones like moss agate and marble. And for water animals iolite, aquamirine or lapiz lazuli NEAR the fish tank. (NEAR the tank NOT in it).(thank you @rwt-mystic-corner)
Note: Witchcraft isn’t a substitute for veterinarian help.Witchcraft doesn’t equal vet help. Another note: Don’t force your animal into magic. Listen, ask, observe, be aware.
TIP - pet-safe collar with crytals (thank you @rwt-mystic-corner) Oddball Cat Toys is a cute little etsy shop who sells per-safe collars with crystals. Just be careful with the collar dangles if your pet has long fur on their chest.
More ideas and tips? I’ll gladly add them to the list!