dog. new york

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

Tessa, Samoyed, 141st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, New York, NY • “Samoyeds were the first dogs that went to the South Pole – they pulled sleds there.” ❤️Happy Valentine’s Day!❤️

  • Newt Scamander: Magical creatures? No I haven't seen any- *trips and ten bowtruckles fall out of sleeve* oh those aren't mine I'm just holding them for a friend- *frantically tries to pick them up, niffler falls out of back pocket* right, if you'll just let me explain- *turns around and three murtlaps, a herd of erumpets, one litter of curps and the entirety of New York's dog pound fall out of his coat* LISTEN-

anonymous asked:

What does Tina smell like? Somebody asked her what you smelled like so I thought I would ask what you thought she smells like

What… what she smells like?  That seems like quite the personal question, don’t you think?

But- I do remember hot dogs.  That one was easy enough.  But also a powdery sort of scent.  Her soap, I think.  And coffee.  And… no.  That’s far too much information already.

Best In Show: Rumor, German Shepherd (5 y/o), 141st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, New York, NY • “She loves to play with our cat and Chihuahua. She’s in charge but she lets them think they are.”

People that would be better NHL commissioners than Gary Bettman

- Lord Stanley’s dead body
- John Scott
- Zdeno Chara in a Easter Bunny costume
- The pineapple from Téléfrançais
- A beaver
- Carey Price’s dog, Motty
- Ketchup water
- Carey Price’s other dog, Duke
- The New York subway system
- Erik Karlsson’s piercing Swedish gaze
- Uncle Jeb from Alberta
- Tinted visors
- The ghost of Olympic Hockey hopes and dreams
- My saltiness