dog's dialogue

thought i was alone upstairs talkin to the dogs but my mom texted me to b quiet cuz my dads tryna sleep

which means they were both in their room in silence listenin to me tell our dog how these 2 other dogs are her crew now because they all look the same

and then laughing a lot and mocking her. “you idiots,” i said. “youre all short n tan w black markings and youre all stupid!” i chided, as it was true and dogs do not understand insults. “the 3 small idiots crew!” i called them

the real fool was me all along

Writing Prompt #178

“Okay, so this stupid dog won’t stop following me?”
“Stupid? Dude, you’re blessed. Take that mutt and make it your new best friend.”

Me: Congratulations, Ducky! We made it through the hurricane!

Ducky: That was weird.

Me: Yeah.

Ducky: Windy. Rainy. And the mailman kept knocking on the window all night.

Me: That was our tree.

Ducky: Our tree is the mailman?

Me: No. The knocking sounds were our tree blowing up against the house because of the wind.

Ducky: Sounded like the mailman.

Me: They are similar sounding.

Ducky: I did not like the idea of a nocturnal mailman.

Me: I was more concerned with the possibility of the house collapsing on us.



Ducky: That’s worse than a nocturnal mailman.

Me: Agreed.

Ducky: But it’s close.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

See over six years of Ducky posts at Well That’s Just Ducky and Well That’s Just Great!

“Babe, come back-”


“It’s not that big a-”


Ducky: That’s an excessive amount of water.

Me: We need to get all the soap off!

Ducky: Fun Fact: There was no soap on me when this ordeal began.

Me: It’s still better than the tub.

Ducky: Hate the tub.

Me: Yeah. Slippery.

Ducky: Slippery.

Me: And with the extra room out here the Lady can join us to take pictures. Isn’t that nice of her?

Me: That’s quite a look.

Ducky: Maybe the Lady could do a little less photojournalism and a little more Ducky rescue.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

See over six years of Ducky posts at Well That’s Just Ducky and Well That’s Just Great!

BSD 51 actual convo
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Atsushi:</b> Akutagawa? You're Akutagawa right?<p/><b>Akutagawa:</b> Yeah<p/><b>Atsushi:</b> You're gonna fight together with me?<p/><b>Akutagawa:</b> Yeah<p/><b>Atsushi:</b> What was yesterday's dinner?<p/><b>Akutagawa:</b> Yeah<p/></p><p/></p>

Sans finally comes clean…but whether Frisk will be satisfied with just knowing what happened is another matter entirely!

More will be coming along in the future!


–Dogs of Future Past–


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Masterpost and FAQ

“I see you’ve gotten out of jail. You gonna tell me the whole story?”
“…It’s a pretty long story. Not sure I got the time.”
“'Course you do. You’ve got all the time you need here.”
“Unless… you don’t want to be here yet.”
“It’s not that I don’t want-”
“Then what? Will, I know I’m still not good with giving you the advice you need, but trust me when I say that there is definitely no rush with this.”
“…I know.”
“I’m sorry.”
“I know. You’ve said that before.”
“I still am.”
“At least there’s one thing that changed with our situation.”
“What’s that?”
“I forgive you… Or more like, I’ve forgiven you since the very beginning but I only got to tell you now. And of course, you forgive my doomed act of heroism, right?”
“Haha…yeah, I do.”
“How about him?”
“You forgive me, so how about him?”
“I thought you said you didn’t kno-”
“I didn’t say anything like that. But I thought you’d like to tell me about it.”
“I’m not sure. I don’t know.”
“…Well, why don’t you find out?”
“Wake up, find out if you forgive him or not, then tell me all about it. Don’t worry. Not gonna go anywhere.”
“…Okay. But you don’t actually expect me to see you that soon, right?”
“Of course NOT. I pegged you as unstable not suicidal. If you even think about coming back here as soon as this conversation is over I swear I will convince whoever’s in charge here to kick your sorry ass out of the gate and back to the shitty life you had, but with a crappier ending.”
“Okay okay. I’ll take your word for it.”
“They miss you, Bev. We all do.”
“..I know. I miss you too.

Kill the idea that men are saints or revolutionaries if (God forbid) they’re attracted to a fat girl. Kill the idea that it’s a “sacrifice” to be in a relationship with a fat girl. Kill the idea that fat girls have to take abuse and dehumanization lying down because their abuser is the only one who will love them despite their weight. Fat girls are gorgeous and amazing and attractive as hell and deserve the same respect and representation as a thin girl.


“I hate the word ‘fate’.”

“There’s no point in fighting it. That’s why it’s called ‘fate’.”

“Then why are we even alive?”

“Well, maybe it’s a punishment.”

Soukoku reincarnation AU where Dazai and Chuuya are cursed to always miss crossing paths with each other every timeline and only meet briefly in limbo before one is sent back to Earth while the other prays that this time, they’ll meet for longer than a minute and 16 seconds.