dog taking selfies

FAHC Gavin whose at a deal, in full Golden Boy mode, all smiles and sharp wit. One of the boys are with him, acting as bodyguard, but Gavin doesn’t think he needs it. The deal is going wonderful, splendid, the other guys are eating out of the palm of his hand. Gavin is about to tie the deal up in a neat little bow when he sees it.

An unholy screech comes out of his mouth, setting everyone off, guns raised and on red alert. While they are looking around for the threat (eyeing each other, was this a trap?), Gavin prances (fucking prances) over to where a kitten is and scoops it up. Cooing and smushing the cat against his face, phone raised to snap a selfie.

The boy that’s playing bodyguard (most likely Ryan or Michael because Jeremy can’t make too much a deal of it when he does the same thing only with dogs) just. Facepalms. Because of course Gavin would pull this shit during an important meeting. The asshole can’t help himself.

And Gavin feels no remorse. Not when the other crew demands an apology (or a favor from the Fakes. Which. Geoff would laugh in their face if he wasn’t so busy fuming) for almost causing a shootout. He doesn’t even look sorry when Geoff and Jack pull him aside to chew him out for potentially ruining a big deal or worse, ruining his reputation.

It doesn’t help that Lindsay fist bumps him and demands the pictures Gavin took so she could squeal about it too.

One of the best compliments I’ve gotten with my new haircut is that I look like Phil Lester and honestly??? I cried he’s good and pure and it’s an honor to be compared to him at all

anonymous asked:

Has Chuuya ever eaten your cooking before?

He has.

He didn’t know it was my cooking though; no clue at all.
I’ll spare you the details.

Hamilton Cast as Modern Instagram Users

@telepathicnarwhal and I spent the evening talking about important things.

Hamilton: Inspirational quotes, and 3am pictures of his fountain pen,his “only friend” Uses so many goddamn hashtags the caption is unreadable. Humblebragging his looks by posting a late night hawt selfie with a caption “2:36am. Mind running wild because of this paper. Get ready guys”

Does WCW way too much. Hillary Clinton is one. 

Pretends to hate Mulligan’s memes but secretly loves them. 

Makes a secret Instagram account and recreates all of Jefferson’s posts.

Jefferson: Gardening, flowery aesthetics of Monticello DIY ideas, suit porn and Hamilton hate. He’s a grade A hipster, posting a picture of his wine glass next to a pretentious book. Captions in French a lot.  Mocks Hamilton for his hashtags.

Gets offended if you actually call him a hipster. 

Also #TBT’s to his time in France. Like every day. Including lots of pictures with Lafayette, thinks they’re better friends than they actually are.

Finally, food. Fancy food. No, food he thinks is fancy, like olive oil and tomato on a roasted baguette. 

Hamilton’s other Instagram account drives him crazy and he’s trying to get it banned but can’t prove it’s Hamilton.

Eliza: The Kids and skillful embroidery. Likes some of Jefferson’s less hateful posts. That ruffles Hamilton’s feathers because “how are the people supposed to respect him if his own wife thinks he’s an “irritating toddler”

Lots of nature photos in between radical feminist posts.

Angelica: *”accidentally” posts a naked selfie and deletes within minutes, oops. all the attention is on her, what a shame*

Also feminist quotes.

Straight away knows who owns that Insta called ‘Pretentious Fuckstick’ that re-does Jefferson’s pictures. 

Peggy: Made an account, doesn’t use it though.

Lafayette:  His extensive collection of all things American, including an entire wardrobe consisting on American flag clothes. #TBT’s his way out with throwbacks to his time in America. 

Mulligan: Selfies at the gym and his protein drinks, photos with his friends, does MCM in a sweet, friendly way, like posting a photo pointing at Lafayette with the caption “This guy. #MCM. Friends with lots of celebrities because he’s just so chill. 

Also posts memes.

Laurens: Extreme leftist, mostly posts photos from rallies and protests. Also parties, usually with Mulligan and Hamilton. Angelica also shows up a lot. 

Does MCM like there’s no tomorrow, in a…very friendly way.

Realizes Hamilton actually loves Mulligan’s memes and posts as well for his pleasure. 

Burr: Mostly perfectly shot selfies, never a candid one where he can’t make a set out of the entire photo

Everybody tries to photobomb him as a running gag 

Madison: Jefferson. Like, a shot of Jefferson during a cabinet meeting “kicking ass, lol”

Washington: Made an instagram because the “kids” pressured him into it. Mostly posts pictures of his many dogs and selfies he takes accidentally upon opening the app and posting. Likes every single photo of everyone else. 

Philip: Took after daddy, posts lots of selfies, humblebragging to shit about how hot he is. Also selfies with his guitar.