dog taking selfies

FAHC Gavin whose at a deal, in full Golden Boy mode, all smiles and sharp wit. One of the boys are with him, acting as bodyguard, but Gavin doesn’t think he needs it. The deal is going wonderful, splendid, the other guys are eating out of the palm of his hand. Gavin is about to tie the deal up in a neat little bow when he sees it.

An unholy screech comes out of his mouth, setting everyone off, guns raised and on red alert. While they are looking around for the threat (eyeing each other, was this a trap?), Gavin prances (fucking prances) over to where a kitten is and scoops it up. Cooing and smushing the cat against his face, phone raised to snap a selfie.

The boy that’s playing bodyguard (most likely Ryan or Michael because Jeremy can’t make too much a deal of it when he does the same thing only with dogs) just. Facepalms. Because of course Gavin would pull this shit during an important meeting. The asshole can’t help himself.

And Gavin feels no remorse. Not when the other crew demands an apology (or a favor from the Fakes. Which. Geoff would laugh in their face if he wasn’t so busy fuming) for almost causing a shootout. He doesn’t even look sorry when Geoff and Jack pull him aside to chew him out for potentially ruining a big deal or worse, ruining his reputation.

It doesn’t help that Lindsay fist bumps him and demands the pictures Gavin took so she could squeal about it too.

note: set in that filler non-massacre au where all i know about it was that sasuke had a dog named shiro. i guess sequel to this

when his mother decides he has to have a party for his twentieth birthday, sasuke acquiesces because there’s really no point in denying her. he lets her do whatever she wants and invite whoever she wants, honestly intending to just stay in his room and watch shows as soon as he was able to get away. but somehow she catches him every time he’s about to go upstairs, so sasuke is, for all intents and purposes, stuck.

stuck thanking people for their gifts, stuck thanking people for their birthday wishes, stuck socializing.

naturally naruto is off with some of his cousins partaking in some inane drinking game, but sasuke can’t seem to find his other teammate. his mother was very insistent, after all, that he make sure both of them came by.

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anonymous asked:

Has Chuuya ever eaten your cooking before?

He has.

He didn’t know it was my cooking though; no clue at all.
I’ll spare you the details.