dog on the couch

anonymous asked:

2 with Pippa? (If you want)

2. Snuggling into my chest, refusing to let my hand go

this is so cute I’m screaming

Walking out of the kitchen with a cup of tea in your hands you smile at your girlfriend. Pippa was already sitting on your couch with a blanket wrapped around her shoulder’s. You knew she’d had a long day, it was two show day, and that her throat and arm were soar. 

“Here my love,” you say as you hand it to her. She smile at yo softly and it makes butterflies emerge in your stomach. You can’t believe after a whole year of dating she still manages to make you feel like this. 

“Come cuddle me,” Pippa says putting on her puppy dog eyes. 

You smile and slide on the couch sort of behind her. And she gently leans back into your chest being careful of her hot tea. You start to gently stroke her hair. And she sighs into it leaning back even further. You both just sit in silence for a while enjoying each other’s company. Just being in her presence made you feel, calm and loved. You prayed she felt the same way.

Pippa set down her tea and reached for the remote. “Care if we watch something?”

“whatever you want love,” you tell her. She turns the tv on and quickly puts on one of your favorite shows. When she leans back into you she reaches for your arms and wraps it around her, holding your hands tightly against her chest. And you can’t help but smile down at her.

“Pippa,” you say quietly.

“Yeah babe?” She asks turning to look up at you.

“I love you so so much. You know that right?” The smile that spreads across her space speaks volumes. It’s an I love you too, I want to keep you forever smile. It makes heat spread in your chest.

“Oh (Y/N) I love you more than I’ve ever loved anything.” You smile at her and lean down pressing an awkward kiss to her forehead. You bot turn back to the show.

Not long after you hear the washing machine beep. Knowing that you really need those clothes in the dryer you sigh and start to stand up. But Pippa grips your hand and won’t let go “Noooo, stay with me,” she pleads. And you figured, hey laundry can wait there’s nothing like being with your girlfriend. So you lean back into the couch not even fighting he Ron the issues. And she snuggles her way back into your chest. Everything is perfect. Just the way it should be.

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100 Dialogue Prompts
  1. “Where the hell did that baby come from, Marissa?!" 
  2. “Did you destroy the world AGAIN?”
  3. "What do you mean you’re a serial killer?”    
  4. “Listen, you can’t just keep shoving people off the sides of cliffs.”
  5. “Oh my god. I thought you were dead.”
  6. “That wasn’t there before”
  7. “So what now?” “I have no idea, I thought that would kill us”
  8. “I can’t believe you’re married to death, again!”
  9. “Assassination would seem to be a better career, with your skillset.”
  10. “It’s not my fault that the snails committed mutiny!”
  11. “It’s situations like this that make me question why I follow you anywhere.”
  12. “Where did this dog come from?”
  13. “Did you remember to take the skin off?”
  14. “I was going to ask what you’re doing, but at this point, I don’t think I want to know.”
  15. “Why is there a corpse in the bathtub?”
  16. “What in tarnation”
  17. “I love you, I’ll make you love me too”
  18. “This would be a lot easier if you sat still.”
  19. “You see, it all began when it spoke back.”
  20. “This is the pit where we keep the cube that screams.”
  21. “Why did you steal my door?”
  22. “Why didn’t you just listen to me…”
  23. “Hey, you finally made it!”
  24. “Wait, there were only three of them. Why are there now four?”
  25. “How do you ‘accidentally’ hit someone hard enough to rip a hole through time and space?”
  26. “Why is there bloodstains on the floor, honey?”
  27. “… Why are you… eating tacos at 3 AM?” “Why not?”
  28. “Why would you train your gerbil army to take over the world and enslave humanity?!”
  29. “Are toasters supposed to float?”
  30. “Honey, did you eat the dog”
  31. “Hey bro, where’s our sister?” “Um… we don’t have a sister.”
  32. “Wanna help me steal a giraffe?”
  33. “I told you that you would regret it, now we’ve ended up like this.”
  34. “Why are your clothes all wet? Why are you covered in glitter? Why does your sister have wings? Ah- get off the carpet! It’s getting all wet!”
  35. “You’re not actually sure, are you?”
  36. “What do you expect me to do? I’m a magician, not a wizard!”
  37. “Dad? What are you doing here? This is a spaceship.”
  38. “Mom says I can’t burn the city hall with you. She said that we’re going to my aunt that day.”
  39. “You….you just don’t understand..”
  40. “Okay, so. No more caffeine for you, that’s apparent.”
  41. “Where were you last night?”
  42. “Okay but have you seen what my hair does?! I kills people!”
  43. “I don’t think you understand the term 'dead or alive’, because I don’t know if this thing IS dead or alive”
  44. “What do you mean, ‘there wasn’t a murder weapon’?”
  45. “Time flies, but I can fly faster.”
  46. “You just crashed with MY podship into that wall and all you say is »It’s just a scratch«?”
  47. “Now sweetie, don’t get scared when you hear the gunshots, okay? Just don’t come to the house.”
  48. “and… why do you have a gorilla in your room again?”
  49. “Okay, last question: why is there an owl in the fridge?”
  50. “Well shit, you’re hotter than i was expecting.”
  51. “It turns out, space isn’t actually the final frontier”
  52. “If I had hands right now I would choke you.”
  53. “…why did you think it would be a good idea to set that on fire?”
  54. “Close your eyes, sweetie. They can’t get you then.”
  55. “That tiger, that tiger eats humans”
  56. “I swear, if ONE more person comes at me with their hot dog buns–”
  57. “If you would have just kissed them, we wouldn’t be in this mess! Now we’re tied up on traintracks about to be smushed like bugs!”
  58. “Do I want to know why your'e in my apartment wearing only sport shorts which are quite tight?”
  59. “What do you mean that woman wasn’t you?”
  60. “Why is there a dog on the couch?!”
  61. “Stop dude stop, you scared the dogs.”
  62. “What on earth made you think the banana was a good idea?
  63. "Do I want to know whats in the box”
  64. “Wait, no! Please don’t leave me here, it’s getting dark. Have you not heard the stories of the things in these woods?”
  65. “Those were shoes yesterday”
  66. “Can I at least put on my socks first?”
  67. “Why is the Devil in your living room?” “It’s Saturday, Tom. Date night.”
  68. “John, get your damn death ray off of my cat’s bed. You’ve given poor Fluffy radiation poisoning!”
  69. “I get it, you think I don’t care about you. You think I want nothing to do with you… And you’re right.”
  70. “No. Not after last time.”
  71. “What made you think you could survive this?”
  72. “No! I never said you could reenact General Sherman’s Total War tactic from the Civil War! We’re gonna get arrested!”
  73. “Why does our 8 y/o daughter think that THAT werewolf is her pet dog?! He’s been terrorizing our entire town!!”
  74. “Have you even bothered to consider your options before deciding to bungee jump into the Pacific?”
  75. “That is NOT how you bury a dead body, Jared!”
  76. “Do you know where the cat is? I haven’t seen it in two weeks…”
  77. “You did what?!” “It’s not that big of a deal” “You killed a man!”
  78. “But you love me, don’t you? So you’ll forgive me.”
  79. “I don’t care.”
  80. “You’re a fucking asshole, you know that, right?”
  81. “You’d be surprised how flexible a sloth can be.”
  82. “Oh great, the world exploded…. again”
  83. “I dressed up for THIS?”
  84. “Why? And how?”
  85. “Would it hurt you to tell me exactly where we’re going?”
  86. “You can’t take back those words anymore. Or everything else you did.”
  87. “he didn’t do anything I fucking told him to do!”
  88. “When they came, why didn’t you fight?”
  89. “What are you doing here?” “I was about to ask you the same thing…” “Well, it’s called the hanging tree for a reason.”
  90. “__, please come down from the tree, i’ll treat you to pizza.”
  91. “You can… seriously? Oh my gosh, teach me teach me teach me!!”
  92. “I wasn’t aware that 'monster’ was a term of endearment.”
  93. “Yes, I’m sure your flower pot really is trying to kill you, Debra.”
  94. “Why is our child on the roof?”
  95. “Do you want a hug? Will that help?”
  96. “How could you sign us up for this without reading the fine print?! It says right there that we have to give up everything!!!”
  97. “And it’s been stuck in there how long now?”
  98. “I learned I can’t trust you when the world was "fine”, now tell me one reason not to place a bullet between your eyes and listen to you.“
  99. “Why the hell are you naked in my room?”
  100. "Having criminals line up against their will and you killing them is not community service!”

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Closet Softie

Or, How Bucky Barnes Nearly Ruined His Tough-Guy Rep

(On AO3)

The trail mix was gone. 

The nice, expensive trail mix, with twelve kinds of nuts and the big sunflower seeds and dried fruits, the kind Tony only rarely left sitting on the common floors for everyone to get at, was gone. 

Clint had been looking forward to that stuff all morning

All the way through a hellish morning “jog” with Steve, all through Nat handing him his ass on the training mats, all through firing the same batch of misweighted arrows over and over so Tony could take scans and fix the design, he’d been thinking, when this is done I get to go upstairs and hang out on the couch and watch Dog Cops and eat the good trail mix, guilt-free. 

And it was gone.

Clint was gonna shoot somebody.

Just as soon as he figured out who’d taken the trail mix.

kingofmemes posted:

yesterday i saw a sad duck in the park who kept getting picked on by the other ducks so today i brought some trail mix and we had a nice lunch together. also i think he might be the duck who pooped on sam last week. if so, he is officially my new best friend. 

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things i want from supergirl

give me the first time kara is patrolling the skies and she hears maggie’s heartbeat skyrocket. and look, we all know kara’s probably stumbled in on maggie and alex at least once, so kara knows what /that/heartbeat sounds like.

this isn’t that.

this is faster and different and kara as supergirl is worried so she heads that way,


and maybe it turns out to be nothing, but chances are, it’s not. chances are it’s detective sawyer hauling a little kid behind her, a little boy with a fat lip and a black eye and an arm kara can see that is broken without her x-ray vision. and maybe it’s maggie with her hand protectively on the shoulder of the little boy, keeping him firmly behind her and maybe the other has her gun leveled at the gun leveled at her.

and this was only supposed to be a statement collection maggie will tell kara later - that’s why there was no back up.

but kara worries that she won’t get there fast enough because maggie has a terrified kid in one hand, a gun in the other and her eyes leveled at a man who is threatening to kill her. and kara, well she shows up just in time.

she shows up through a window, skidding through an open door because she used her super hearing and she heard, she /heard/ the way the mans muscles were tensing in his hand. she heard the slightest shift of the loaded gun and kara knew.

so she dove and rolled and skidded and is standing, wobbling, catching a bullet with her fingertips. she’s catching it and clutching it and turning to the man who fired it because

maggie sawyer isn’t allowed to die.

[maggie doesn’t know that yet, but kara will tell her]

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Dating KJ Apa would include....

- He’s a huge goof ball and you’d laugh a lot 

- Midnight drives with the windows down and music up 

- Dyeing your hair together 

- “Awe babe, let’s do a darker shade!" 

- Dogs, dogs galore 

- "Can we get another dog, love?" 

 - "KJ, we have four. We barely fit in our bed, the dogs take it all." 

- Puppy dog eyes 

- He’d totally lay his head in your lap or your boobs when you’re reading or not giving him enough attention 

- Practicing lines together 

- He would serenade you all the time because he loves to play guitar 

- Learning all your favourite songs so he can play them for you 

- Lets be honest, your social medias would be so full of each other, the fans would go nuts 

- Being literal couple goals 

- Hanging with the Riverdale cast and just totally teasing everyone 

- Almost all of your friends have walked in on you 

- Blame KJ, he can’t keep his hands of off you 

- Cute outfits to drive him crazy 

- Which is easy because he’s almost always turned on around you 

- Cute texts

- Cliche and totally cheesy dates that you love to the end of the world 

- Dog cuddles on the couch 

- KJ does not wear clothing in the apartment 

- You’re okay with that -Especially when he makes you breakfast in bed, completely nude 

- He has watched The Magic Mikes with you and even though he won’t admit it to any of his friends, he dances for you like that 

- "God, KJ keep doing that" 

- Nicknames like love, cutie, baby, sweetheart, kitten 

- You call him things like red, dork, kiwi, babe 

- Matching outfits that just slay red carpet events 

- Having a YouTube channel for your shared adventures and the fans just love you to pieces and worship you for quality KJ footage 

- Massages like you wouldn’t believe because he has nice hands 

 - Hanging in New Zealand with his family and absolutely being adored 

- Literally everyone who hangs out with you are your personal photographers - French kisses 

- Hickeys 

- Netflix and Chill because that boy has it written all over his face 

- Fancy dinners at fancy restaurants where all you literally do is sit in a corner and people watch and laugh at the snootiness of the people around you 

- Messing around on sets 

- Pranking Cole Sprouse because why not? 

- Interviews where you’re back stage just so KJ can see your face 

- Cuddles everywhere at anytime 

- Binge watching all the old Disney shows 

- Building forts in your living room because you’re dating a large man child 

- Piggybags literally everywhere, you’re not sure why you have legs anymore ‘cause he just carries you everywhere 

- He takes you to concerts all the time because he likes to see you smile and rock out 

- KJ loves to take you to the beach and places like Hawaii and Baja for trips because he loves to stare at your body in a bikini 

- Dog walks in the park 

- Dancing in the rain 

- Sneaking into a Broadway theatre and singing on the stage just to reenact Glee 

- So many inside jokes 

- He’d be so supportive no matter what you do 

- He’s very clingy 

 - Texts and FaceTime while he’s away 

- Snapchats all the time 

- Can you imagine the group chat with the riverdale cast? 

- You’d also have a cat or four 

- KJ loves animals

Originally posted by lydiastlinskis

for @forestpenguin​ for the prompt: i see you carrying around a bowl of dog food and calling for your dog and, let’s be honest, i definitely think this is trap but on the other hand there is the potential to pet a dog at the end. so i stop to help you and you’re so relieved as we spend the next several hours searching for your dog until we finally give up and i take you home since you’re inconsolable only to find your dog asleep on your fucking porch wtf.

in which Cassian’s adopted ex-racer greyhound, K2-SO is awful, willful, misbehaved, and the light of his life. When K2 goes missing, Cassian frantically searches the neighborhood, his desperate calls awakening Bodhi, his neighbor, who offers to help. Just as Cassian has given up hope and gotten drawn and surly, Bodhi walks him back home - and lo and behold, K2 has been scratching at the front door and nearly knocks Bodhi out bounding into Cassian’s arms.

{Reaction} Monsta X meeting your huge dog

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Lee Minhyuk

Originally posted by beastdw

Excitement would fill Minhyuk’s body as he entered your house and was face with your dog for the very first time. He was energised, and didn’t take a moment to start petting your dog and instantly began pounding you with questions. Your dog wasn’t unhappy with the attention either, he rolled over, allowing Minhyuk access to his stomach and Minhyuk abided, laughing and grinning as he fussed with your dog. Once he stood up again when you told him you’d show him to the living room, the dog followed, and you smiled to yourself as you watched Minhyuk allow the dog to jump onto the sofa to sit on his lap. When you walked back in with a tray of drinks for the two of you, you couldn’t help but smile at the way Minhyuk was gently stroking your dog’s head, who head it lead on Minhyuk’s knee with the rest of his body spread out against the sofa, lying down.

{y/n}: “You like my dog, then?”

Minhyuk: “Are you kidding? I love her.”

Yoo Kihyun

Originally posted by kihqun

You weren’t too sure how Kihyun was going to react to your dog. Kihyun is the kind of hard to judge the reactions of in these situations, but he didn’t let you down. As he met your dog for the first time, you couldn’t help but notice the way that he smiled, crouching down to stoke the dog, not that he needed to couch down very far. He started by making conversation, asking questions about your dog’s name, age and breed, and the two of you got into a lengthy conversation about dogs as you both sat on the floor to pet your dog, who was more than happy to accept the attention. He talked about how he has always wanted a dog, and when you told him that he was as good to your dog’s dad by now, he couldn’t keep the smile off his face.

Kihyun: “I knew there was a reason I was dating you.”

{y/n}: “For my dog?”

Kihyun: “Precisely”*winks to show he’s joking.*

Shin Hoseok/ Wonho

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

Wonho was more reserved when he came across your dog for the first time, not because he didn’t care for dogs or that he was scared of them, it was more because he has never really been around animals and therefore doesn’t really know how to act around them. When he stepped into your house for the first time, he looked at your dog and smiled, understanding now why you constantly told Wonho that your dog was cute. With some encouragement Wonho stoked your dog, and the dog was patient and content with Wonho’s attention. He found himself becoming more confident through time, and by the time he had to leave, he told you that he was now determined to get a dog of his own.

Wonho: “I could just take your dog home.”

{y/n}: “He’s as much yours as he is mine from now on, but if you steal him, you’ll regret it.”

Son Hyunwoo/ Shownu

Originally posted by wonhontology

Since Shownu doesn’t have that much experience with animals, he is a little bit more reserved when it comes to being around them. He gets nervous and doesn’t really know what to do with himself. Of course, he is a little bit more comfortable around dogs because he has a better idea of how to treat them and what they like. When he met your dog for the first time, he found himself feeling nervous and unsure. He’s open about how he feels, and talks to you, tells you that he doesn’t really know what to do and that he would life for your to help him. You didn’t take a moment of hesitation in supporting him. You told him all the places your dog likes to be petted, and it wasn’t long before the dog and Shownu were bonding on your own. You smiled, it was like watching children as Shownu talked to the dog as he petted him in the living room.

{y/n}: “I see you two are getting along nicely”

Shownu: “Happy as Larry.”

Lim Changkyun/ I.M

Originally posted by tochangkyun

Changkyun is very good with dogs, and would be very happy from meeting yours for the first time. He would be insistent on taking the dog out for walks, and this time, he even decided that he would take you and the dog in his car to the coastline where the dog could run on the beach. When the car pulled up, you let your dog off the leash, grinning as he ran around excitedly, you followed him to the sea, rolling up your jeans as he jumped and splashed as if there was no tomorrow. Changhyun was also amused, grinning as he watched. After a while, all three of your were tired out, and decided to lie back on the sand. Changyun kissed your lips, and laughed when the dog licked his cheek.

{y/n}: “Dogs need kisses too.”

Changkyun: “Well it’s too bad my kisses are only for you, huh?” *grins as he strokes the dog*

Chae Hyungwon

Originally posted by wonhontology

You already knew that Hyungwon would be good with your dog, because really, Hyungwon is good with animals altogether. You had introduced Hyungwon to your dog pretty much as he entered the house because your dog came running when he heard footsteps and voices clearly entering the house. Hyungwon had smiled, making a statement about how much cuter the dog is in real life than just in your stories. He had been in practice all day, and even with his aching bones, he crouched down to pet your dog for a few moments until you told him to go into the living room and you’d meet him in there with something to drink. But when you did walk into the living room, Hyungwon was fast asleep on the sofa, and your dog the same, curled up at his side.

{y/n}: “Aish, so typical of him.” *Smiling - taking pictures*

Lee Jooheon

Originally posted by michingorillah-blog

It was like sunshine had met another sunshine when Jooheon met your dog for the first time. You laughed as Jooheon dived onto the flood to get the greetings down already. He began betting your dog, speaking to him in that high, animal voice that made you grin uncontrollably. You laughed as the two played, Jooheon doing his aegyo and the dog bouncing and rolling around, playing with him. You left them to it as you began cooking dinner, laughing every now and again when you heard Jooheon talking to your dog.

{y/n}: “I’m glad you’re hitting it off well.”

Jooheon: “We’re already practically best friends, just saying.”