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Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.

About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.

I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.

Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.

Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.

Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.

Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.

Tfw you’re just trying to have a good time with your friends and a temperamental, water-dwelling deity ruins your only umbrella

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Last week reddit user Narya9 posted a photo of an adorable dog that was yet to be adopted. According to Narya9, the ‘Pouty Hippo’s’ name was Mack and he was located at the BARCS Animal Shelter in Baltimore, MD. The big dog’s adorable features bowled over the reddit community and he quickly became the most popular image on one of the Internet’s largest communities.A few days later a follow-up picture emerged, saying the dog had just moved from the shelter to his forever home. Shortly thereafter, another reddit user, KeysOnATable, shared an update saying he and his family were the ones to adopt the dog, who they now called Frank ‘the Tank’. 

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b.a.p and

b.a.p + favorite dance moves

bonus:

When my dog is sitting in my spot: *pretends to start sitting down, dog moves immediately*

When my cat is sitting in my spot: *pretends to start sitting down, cat doesn’t move. Hovers just barely above cat, cat doesn’t move. Butt touches cat, cat doesn’t move and starts purring*

On a side note

The most unrealistic thing in anime is the fact that people are able to bandage every fucking part of their body, i.e. their fingers, without looking like total idiots.

Dan and Phil: *move*

Phandom: Congrats now get a dog

Dan and Phil: *get a dog*

Phandom: Congrats now get married

Dan and Phil: *get married*

Phandom: hOLY SHIT congrats now get a child

Dan and Phil: *adopt a child*

Phandom: oH FUCKING KAY I’M OUT OF THINGS TO WANT STOP