dog judge

I get that a spay-abort route is my ideal option here. And I get that I’m a shitty dog owner. But I’ve been fucking trying. I’d have people jumping down my throat if I had decided to give Opal up just as much as I am now for this.

I honestly don’t even know if I can get her into the vet Friday for an appointment let alone for surgery because I have no way at all to pay for any of it.

“you shouldn’t have a dog if you can’t afford it”

YES I know. I already understand I can’t afford to have a dog, be a single parent, that I can’t get any of this right. I get that.

And whatever I decide to do or whatever ends up happening won’t be up on the Internet for a bunch of arrogant dog people to judge and talk shit about. I’m not running this blog anymore.

so i was feeding my bird when i had a random thought: dear evan hansen characters and pets????

evan would totally have a dog (and he’ll name them after a kind of tree smh),,, imagine evan coming home after school and hes having a shit day and the dog is at the door jumping with joy and evan just melts because who knows how long his dog has been waiting on the door mat for him
he cries in bed, and the dog just jumps in bed with him and sleeps by his side and evan is like, instantly comforted
he swears the dog knows when evan is feeling like shit bc it always lies by his side when he is
evan loves his dog so much ok

evan brings zoe over and she just pets the dog and plays with it for hours probably

connor would totally have a cat?? a house cat if u will and sometimes when connor has like those mad mood swings hed just look at the cat and observe how chill it is and he’ll just sit there talking to the cat and asks how it even does that and idk. connor loves the cat. he cant sleep without the cat by his side
he also spoils the damn thing and appreciates it when the cat brings dead rats to him because wow it took all that effort to bring him a gift and at the same time kinda pissed bc “what you think i cant get my own food?? smh cat”

jared ?????? would have a BIRD?? idk man maybe its just me being biased but imagine jared having a talking bird and he just teaches the bird how to say inappropriate things like “penis” and thinks its funny until his mother catches the bird saying “penis” everytime she says a word to it lmao
jared loves his bird to the moon and back,, he put the cage next to his desk so he can have company while working on the computer and it always makes jared snort when its super quiet and he starts typing and the bird just says “penis” in response

PLS ADD MORE DEAR EVAN HANSEN CHARACTERS AND PETS??? I WANT MORE? OR MAYBE NOT BC THIS IS PROBABLY A SHIT IDEA

Dazai: *looking at atsushi and akutagawa* I have no such taste in men

Akutagawa: oh, look, is that nakahara-san in his lingerie? 

Chuuya: *poses seductively in the doorway*

Dazai: *shoves atsushi and akutagawa to the side, vaults over a table and sprints toward chuuya* MOVE IM GAY!!!!

Victor and Makkachin

I like to think Victor was really relieved when he saw how much Makkachin loved Yuuri. Imagine Victor going after the man of his dreams but then wondering what-if Makkachin doesn’t like Yuuri? Dogs are good judge of character after all. What if Yuuri hates dogs?

But no, Victor’s fears were unfounded. Makkachin loves his human’s new mate. Victor is really happy that his constant companion instantly adopted Yuuri.

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BSD Halloween Icons!!!! (lmao im late but look!)

You can use these icons but don’t forget to credit~!!

  • Atsushi: Hello Kitty
  • Dazai: Mummy
  • Kunikida: Mage
  • Fukuzawa: Himura Kenshin
  • Ranpo: Sherlock Holmes
  • Yosano: Dr. Frankenstein
  • Junichirou: Len Kagamine
  • Naomi: Rin Kagamine
  • Kenji: “Cool” Kid
  • Kyouka: My Melody

this gay couple on house hunters is truly living the Dream like the one is a book publisher and the other is a professional dog show judge and they’re wealthy as hell and they’re moving to palm beach because they want to and they have that beautiful ease that old people in love have and frankly #goals

  • Atsushi: Dazai-san, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
  • Dazai: They needed adult supervision.