dog is not food man

tagged by so many people, i’m sorry i took so long ;_;

Age: 32 D:
Birth place: england
Current time: 22:10 GMT
Drink you last had: tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easiest person to talk to: the bff ( @beyondthebridge !!), @capseycartwright @rocketdocket @escapingreality51 and everyone else on here ;_;)
Favourite song: right now? probably skin by rag’n’bone man
Grossest memory: i ate dog food lmao for a dare 
Jealous of people: i can be (right now of @beyondthebridge because she has a car ;) jk jk but she does have a car you guys and it’s is nice)
Killed someone: lmao hell no
Love at first sight or should I walk by again: i don’t believe in love at first sight and i’m certainly not interested in walking by again lmao so neither :D
Middle name: don’t have one
Number of siblings: 5. i just have to be extra ;)
One wish: that i own a horse ;_:
Person you called last: @beyondthebridge but she didn’t PICK UP (rude)
Question you’re always asked: ‘are you satan’ admittedly it’s on here after writing fic so 
Song you last sang: human by rag’n’bone man (sense a theme?)
Time you woke up: 8:00 because my cat sat on my face :))))
Underwear colour: polka dot
Vacation: ideal? afraican safari. last? scotland the year before last.
Worst habit: either grinding my teeth or leg jiggling (yay anxiety)
X-rays: several
Your favourite food: pasta and meatballs or pasta and tuna just PASTA
Zodiac sign: sagittarius (ophiuchus if we’re being literal)

i don’t think anyone else has to do this but go ahead if you wanna!

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
Mind your business.
  • Random man passing us outside of Petco: Look at him carrying the small bag and making her carry the big one. That's not right.
  • Me, carrying the giant bag of dog food on my shoulder: He's recovering from a hernia. Go screw yourself.
  • Random man: *mortified*

if people were elements,
then we are ice and fire.

your touch is frost upon my burning skin,
my breath melts your frozen heart.
your kiss is cool against my lips,
and my heat warms you all the way down
to the tips of your toes.

and although we could complement each other,
beckon the other away from the end of polarity
to come and meet in the middle,
too much of one

will eliminate the other.

—  and i’d never forgive myself if i caused your destruction, c.j.n.
Stoned love

Stop messing round with that fire,
Living like love is just a gun for hire,
Cos one moment its just messing round,
To your wiki saying she’s your spouse,
Oh but its not just girls,
Cos yeah one moment I was tearing off her blouse,
Now she says she’s living in my house,

Babe I know you said you’d never smoke pot,
Its just; that burned Like your first splif,
Now we just hanging around in the dark, you’re pale as a ghost.
Stop messing round now, cos am too stoned,
You’re know I can’t save you cos in this game am too gone,

She’s only seventeen, and thinks at sixteen am all there is,
But a degenerate kind, baby am definitely not what you need,
She wants to dance with devil, Mr brownstone is just grave,
Oh Y’know the drugs will drown her out, just too young,
Can’t believe this is my life, smoking and fucking in the back,

anonymous asked:

Kara + Happiness •She's happy being Supergirl •She's happy on her earth birthday •She's happy working at CatCo •She's happy with her friends and family •She's happy on Earth

This was for the send me an AU ship and I’ll write you five headcanons, so : Kara + happiness: five headcanons:

  • Kara has found a balance between being Supergirl and being Kara. This does not even imply a romantic life at all, because Kara’s happiness does not revolve around her being romantically involved with someone, but it’s actually about her being able to save the city both as Supergirl and as the awesome reporter she is and feel content with her life.
  • Instead of that bullshit concert storyline, Alex and Maggie pretended to have to go to a concert on Kara’s Earth Birthday, so Kara felt a bit sad and off the entire day, but woop? Alex and Maggie actually planned on a surprise party for her with the Super friends and Clark is there too, so Kara has both her Earth and Kryptonian families there. Kara and Clark sit on a couch during that night and Kara tells him about all the things she remembers from Krypton, about how Krypton was like, from the looks to the system, and she gets very emotional when she sees Clark’s sparkling eyes of interest.
  • Kara gets to go out shopping with Lena Luthor and Lucy Lane, and they have an intellectual club in which they weekly discuss what is happening in the world and they share their political and social views. They babysit Carter together sometimes, mostly ‘cause he is very funny kid to have around.
  • Cat Grant is back but lets James and Kara run things and only ever steps in when she thinks they’re making a mistake and need to learn something. She is preparing them to take over her and fill her shoes for when she’ll be tired to deal with bs.
  • She has Krypto and he is the only one she shares her food with, she loves her fucking dog so much, man, even when she’s feeling sad that little bastard will play with her until Kara is feeling better.
An Odd Encounter

Title: An Odd Encounter

Genre: AU, Fluff, Getting Together

Word Count: 3, 250

Warnings: None!

Description: In which Dan safely helps a stranger remove himself from an embarrassing situation on the subway.

Author’s Note: Ugh, only in fanfiction would this ever actually happen. (Please remember that this is fiction.)

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Yudofu from Bungou Stray Dogs (Peasant’s Version)

This week’s recipe is a little early because I will be in Malaysia this weekend, in a place with no internet, but lots of kitties.

Yudofu (Hot Tofu) is a really easy thing to make at home, (but not if you’re going the upper-class route at expensive restaurants like they did in the anime, where they make the tofu from scratch).

So today, we’ll make a version that won’t burst your wallet with pre-made tofu! It’s a light healthy dish that’s a change from the usually carbohydrate-and-meat-heavy anime food. Eat it on its own or with rice!


  • 1 box silken tofu
  • 1-2 large pieces of konbu
  • Garnishes, such as: yuzukosho, grated ginger, chopped spring onions, soy sauce


1. Wipe the konbu with a wet paper towel, and put into a pot with 500ml room-temperature water.
2. Heat slowly until it simmers. We are making konbu dashi here!

(sorry, got invaded by the wrong anime for a second.)

3. Keep it on low heat, simmering, for about 20-30mins, until the konbu’s flavour has left it, and the konbu looks limp, and has expanded in size.
4. Put the tofu on your hand, and carefully slice it into quarters. (No one was around to help me take a picture of this D: )
5. Remove the konbu and slowly slide the tofu into the soup, turn up the heat, until it starts bubbling. The tofu should be already cooked in the packet, so we’re just making the tofu hot.
6. Serve with garnishes on the side, so that people can choose how much they want of each!

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