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me: i can’t stand cats, they’re meAN AND EV I L, and only like you bc you pet them and feed them, they aren’t loyal LIKE DOGS! DOGS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM! !!!

johnny: i like cats because i kind of look like a cat


Astraea and Diana on a chariot drawn by dogs (Diana sul carro trainato da cani) - Lorenzo Costa the Younger
The Hall of the Zodiac, Ducal Palace, Mantua