dog driving grandma

Matt Holt

- Star Trek Nerd ™
- watched a documentary about global warming and became and environmentalist bitch
- will knock anyone tf out if he sees them litter
- ran away from home at age 8 with a toddler Pidge. Was found an hour later in the woods, looking for Big Foot
- snuck a penguin out of the zoo. No one noticed until they got home
- cried once when he stepped on a bee
- hacked into his father’s work computer to see if they were lying about the aliens
- made his parents buy him a chemistry set at age 5
- somehow set the table on fire making a baking soda volcano
- snuck inside the space shuttle at the NASA space center
- is not allowed within 10 feet of any NASA exhibit
- broke the window to the kitchen making a bottle rocket
- helps Pidge with her homework
- helps his mom in the vegetable garden.
- mowed the lawn to make it look like a crop circle
- pulled the fire alarm at school to see what would happen
- ran an underground snack cartel at his health conscious school
- made a robot to feed the dog automatically
- drives like a grandma
- always looks twice before crossing the road
- won’t move the car until everyone has their seatbelt on
- has glow in the dark space stickers on his bedroom ceiling
- is on the waiting list to live on Mars