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Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.

About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.

I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.

Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.

Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.

Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.

Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.

This is my favorite picture of her. It took forever to get her to look up like that. She’s so gorgeous and wonderful. .2 seconds later, she was chasing a bird.

If you are a vegan that feeds their carnivorous pets a vegan diet you are an animal abuser and a hypocrite. You are directly causing the suffering of an animal. If you cannot stand to feed your pet a proper diet do not have a pet. It’s that simple. If you choose to own a pet it is your responsibility to feed it properly and care for it and if you fail to do so you are an animal abuser and you need to reevaluate.

eau de deer is a classic scent that is included in Asher’s skunk punk line of perfume

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When canines forget

Title: When Canines forget.  Or what happens when you let Nursey and Dex dog sit.

Fandom: OMGCheckplease

Pairing: Caitlin Farmer/Chris Chow Derek Nurse/William Poindexter

Rating: G

Word count: 2097

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Chris is doing optional skate and the dog isn’t responding to its name.  They’re not terrible owners.  They feed the dog, they walk him, they give him belly rubs and biscuits (probably more biscuits than he deserves really) and they make sure that when they go on a long drive he gets enough of a gap out the back window to stick his nose through and sniff the breeze.  They also trained the dog, she was there, she remembers reading the book, carrying the treats in her bag, feeling her heart in her throat when she let him off the lead for the first time terrified that it would be the last she saw of him.  And besides, even if she hadn’t trained the dog she definitely gave him a name he recognised.

Except he doesn’t seem to be recognising it anymore.

She can see his ears prick up when she calls him, can hear him thwacking his tail excitedly against the cupboards as he glances between her and a very appealing slipper by the patio door.

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DISCLAIMER: this is an analysis  of “JI making a heart shape to describe D O”, take it with a grain of salt.

Like i’ve stated above; this is KD analysis, if you don’t like it, then don’t read it. Scroll down, ignore this post, block me so you don’t have to see my shit ever again.

There are some people who said he was stretching his muscles but imo he wasn’t…

…because if he was stretching his muscles, then why did he bend his elbows like that (thus formed a heart shape with his arms)?

Anyway, the video above started with JI impersonating a chicken – and after JI was done, KJM turned the page.

KJM did this without looking at the page, he turned it while he was looking at JI.

After the page being turned, JI touched his nose when he saw what was written on it (which was “D.O”).

Touching nose is a common signal from a person who’s lying, or being secretive.

It is one of the guarded gestures (just like covering your mouth with your palm). Google it if you don’t believe me.

(Btw JI did this quite a lot in the full version of the video)

JI then lifted his arms and bent his elbows inwards, his arms were forming a heart shape.

People usually would lift their arms up, then bring them down outward when they stretch, but JI brought his arms down inward.

Go try it yourself, try to stretch your arms up like you usually do, then try what he did in the video. Which one is more natural (stretching movement) for you?

Also pay attention to the audio, he was exhaling loudly. (You can hear the clearer audio here)

JI talked to KJM, then after that he looked down at the table.

He looked like he wanted to grab something (he lifted his hand but then put it down). He exhaled again before he talked to KJM.

He then grabbed the water bottles on the table, pay attention to his movement, it was rigid – he was hesitated, imo he looked confused, and a bit panicked too…

He maintained a brief eye-contact with camera when he put down the water bottles on the floor.

Now a question, why he did that? Placing down the water bottles was unnecessary imo.  

The next thing he did was forming a circle with his thumb and forefinger in front of his face to imitate D.O’s signature during growl dance.

So why did he place down the water bottles?

It doesn’t have any connection. He didn’t need a free space on the desk/table to imitate ksoo, so why he placed the water bottles down?

(from what I’ve heard people tend to move things around when they are agitated…)

Also, after he said “ok ok”, you can see him gulping.

When the charade was over, KJM slammed the book on the table – it was done a bit harshly imo, just a bit tho…

I mean… why didn’t KJM just place the book on the table gently? Why he had to do it like that? 

And look at JI reaction when/after KJM did this, he looked lost for a moment before KJM spoke to him

Another thing I want to point out is the oddness of the “answers.”

If you watched the video you’d know the charade charade’s game answers were: drunk man, kim yuna(?) – the ice skating dancer, chicken and dog, scuba diving, michael jackson and ksoo (“D O”) as the last answer.

Each answer required JI to move his body a bit excessively, except “D O” answer.  

So why “D O” was included as the answers?

And why the way JI gave hints (for the answer “D O”) is odd too?

JI formed a heart shape with his arms, and most people think it’s because he wanted to point out ksoo’s heart shaped lips.

But if he wanted to point out ksoo’s lips, why not making a heart shape in front of his mouth?

Why using his arms instead to make a “larger” heart?

What’s that heart shape for? Stretching? But it’s not the natural way to stretch tho?

Plus if he was indeed stretching why he needed to stretch after he saw ksoo / D O on the paper?

In the end he only did a simple gesture, so what’s up with the stretch / forming heart shape?

 

People said that finally SM is promoting KD, this might be true…

(Kinda weird tho, SM is promoting them after one of them is being announced to be in relationship with a girl, why not doing it before? Why promoting them after one of them has been ‘legitimated’ as straight? Hmm sm bruh u thought u r being slick but u aint)…

…but then why JI looked a bit shocked/panicked/confused after he saw ksoo’s name?  

Does it mean JI (and perhaps KJM too) didn’t know that “D O” gonna appear on the paper?

If they (e x o members) didn’t know then does it mean this (putting “D O” on the paper) wasn’t done by SM but Naver (V-live app) instead?

(bc if it was SM doing they’d know – JI wouldn’t act like that)


After all it’s Naver who owns the “show”. Naver also does this to B*S now, they apply the “need coins to watch” system on B*S videos too.

(Basically Naver is hiring idols to sell their product (V-live app) cuz Naver knows fans gonna pay to see their faves…)

But why? What benefit would they (Naver) gain? It was just a snippet anyway… only KD shippers notice this…

Why they inserted ksoo’s name suddenly w/o the members who involved in the filming knowing – I dare to say this bc JI’s reaction looked off.

Anyway this is just my 2cents, if you agree well hey there fam… if you don’t well mkay then you’re allowed to have your opinion but so do I (we’re all equal here, unless you’re David Karp the founder of tumblr then I’ll stop posting stuffs if you tell me) so I hope you won’t bother me with your complaint(s) just because of this insignificant post of mine.

(thanks am << @cckaisoo >> for the video! along with other stuffs too lel


EDIT/ADD: 
“on 1.16-1.23 when KJM said the answer was d.o he kinda stuttered which is weird. and he kinda made eye contact too with JI. It seems like KJM wasnt sure its okay to said it (”D O”) out loud or not.” ~ @dks0486

Scented

Ok so we know Hawkmoth is getting a sidekick, and there’s also hints of competition for Adrien! We hardly have any ‘bad boys’ in ML, so what if Hawkmoth’s sidekick also transfers to Mari and Adrien’s school and tries to get close with her civilian form? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES~

 *

“I can’t believe it’s our final year at collège already,” Marinette mused, tapping her pencil against her sketchbook. She was sitting with Nino and Alya in the courtyard, early for once, and classes had yet to begin.

“But I hear we’re getting a new student in our class,” Alya said, swiping through her phone. “Not anyone famous this time, though.”

“It’s kinda late to be moving school,” Nino observed, surprised.  

Marinette made no comment, pursing her lips. Luckily the newest transfer, Lila, wasn’t in any of her classes, and they managed to avoid each other in school.

“Hey, man!” Nino grinned, waving as Adrien neared their group. “Did you hear? You’re not going to be the newbie anymore.”

“Oh?” Adrien laughed, ruffling his hair. Marinette diverted her eyes back to the book on her lap. Her crush never seemed to realise when he fell into casual modelling poses! Luckily, she wasn’t as awkward around him anymore, since they had spent more and more time together. But it didn’t mean she was immune to his charms.

“Yeah, I heard it was a guy…” Alya said, as the bell rang out. “I guess we’ll know soon!”

*

As always, Alya’s info was correct. The new student entered late, apologising to Madame Bustier, because he’d went to the wrong room. She quickly introduced him as Hubert Crésac, and he was directed to sit down next to Nathaniel.

“He’s kinda cute,” Alya whispered, nudging Marinette in the side. The girl shrugged, non-committedly. He was cute, in a kind of kicked puppy way. He had tousled, long brown hair that reached his shoulders, and droopy brown-black eyes, as if he was always sleepy. His skin was tan, as if he worked in the sun a lot.

“Oh, I know, no one can replace Golden Boy,” Alya rolled her eyes at Marinette’s underwhelming response.

“Cuter than Nino?” Marinette teased, and her best friend flushed before humphing.

“Excuse me, not possible.”

*

As it turned out, Marinette was paired with the newcomer during science lab.

“Call me Hue,” he smiled, as he rummaged in his bag for his notebook. “I can’t stand my full name.”

“No problem,” she nodded. “I’m Marinette. Nice to meet you!”

Hubert’s eyes lit up at this, and she resisted bursting into laughter. He really was like a puppy, only this time, one who had just been rewarded a treat.

“Are you any good at science?” he asked, as they waited for Ms. Mendeleiev to hand out their equipment.

“I’m okay,” Marinette said, scrunching her nose. “I’m better at biology than chemistry.”

“I’m the opposite!” Hubert grinned. “We’ll make a great team.”

*

“There’s something off about that guy,” Adrien said, adjusting their microscope without looking at it.

“Oh?” Nino asked, as he dripped violet liquid onto a slide. “What makes you say that?”

“I don’t know,” the blonde rubbed his tongue against his teeth as he watched Marinette giggle next to Hubert. “I can’t put my finger on it. Isn’t he acting really close, even though they just met?”

“He’s probably just crushing on her,” Nino shrugged, wiping his finger on a paper towel. When Adrien blinked at him, he laughed.

“What? Most guys here have, it’s not unusual.”

“Most?” Adrien choked. “I mean, I know you did for a while, but…?”

Nino nodded, counting off on his fingers. “Me, Nath, Kim confessed to her in école, I think Ivan proposed to her in playgroup…”

“Okay, I get it,” Adrien grimaced.

“Your turn must be next,” Nino winked.

*

“So, where did you move from?” Marinette asked, as they packed up for lunch.

“Toulouse,” Huburt replied. “My father’s job moved us here. It was kinda sudden…I’m so lost in Paris. I’m not really a city boy…”

“It’s all I’ve ever known!” Marinette admitted. “But it must be hard to get used to.”

“Yeah…” Huburt admitted, forlornly. “I miss my friends…”

Marinette felt her heart clench, and had the sudden urge to hug this boy she barely knew. She felt protective over him somehow, the way his shoulders sagged and his hands paused over his mobile phone, as if realising he had no one to talk to. He took a small yellow ball from his bag, taking some comfort in it, tossing it from hand to hand.

“Hey,” she said, suddenly touching his arm, startling him from his thoughts. “Why don’t you sit with me and my friends? Adrien only moved here last year, so he knows exactly how it feels to be new!”

“Really?” Huburt asked, his dark eyes shinning. “I mean…as long as that’s okay? You don’t mind?”

“No problem,” Marinette said. “C’mon, everyone was curious about you!”

*

Adrien felt his whole body tense as Marinette walked over to their lunch table with Hubert in tow. He just couldn’t put his finger on it, but there was something about this guy that stank. Of course, sweet Marinette, who was always kind to everyone, would never pick up on it.

“Guys, this is Hue!” she bubbled excitedly. “Hue, meet Nino, Alya and Adrien!”

“Hi,” Huburt shifted awkwardly from one foot to the other. “Mari said it would be okay if I joined you for lunch?”

Adrien clamped his mouth shut. He had never heard anyone call Marinette by her shortened name (apart from Alya on the odd occasion, and that was her best friend). What gave this guy the right to give her a nickname? Only Chat was allowed to do that!

He was aware of Nino and Alya chatting to the new guy happily, asking him questions, and Adrien felt even more distant. Perhaps it was immature, but these were his friends. It had taken him a long time to make them, and he didn’t want some outsider butting his nose in and ruining the dynamic.

“Adrien?” Marrinette had suddenly sat down next to him. “Are you okay? You’re really quiet.”

“Y-yeah,” the blonde nodded quickly, suddenly aware of her arm brushing against his. “I just realised I forgot to do my history homework.”

“Oh!” she blinked at him, chewing her lip. “I can let you see mine, if you want? It’s probably not very good, but it might help?”

Suddenly, all his bad feeling dissolved, like a storm being swallowed by the sea. He smiled softly at her. “That would be great.”

*

“Looks like we have company, chaton,” Ladybug smirked, as the purified akuma fluttered into the night sky, like a drop of the moon.

A figure slunk in the shadows, and Chat Noir immediately hissed, his senses on red alert. Ladybug rested a hand on his arm, and he sucked in a breath, embarrassed at losing control so quickly like that.

“Come out, then,” the heroine called, idly twirling her yo-yo around her wrist. “Or don’t you want to play with us?”

There was movement, then, and the stranger jumped from the basilica of the Sacré-Cœur, where their fight had just ended. The white domed roofs had been restored, and it seemed their new enemy had been watching from above.

“I certainly do want to play, my dear Ladybug,” the voice said, huskily. The heroine blinked, and Chat snarled, immediately standing in front of her, baton pointed.

“Who are you?” the black cat demanded.

There was a throaty laugh, deep and echoing around the silent church grounds.

“Call me Bloodhound,” the boy said, as he finally inched into the light. “Though, Ladybug may call me whatever she likes…”

His suit was black, like Chat’s, but made of a soft, suede material, rather than leather. The sides were deep brown, and he wore knee high boots of the same colour. His long, floppy ears were almost comical, but his black, glittering eyes were threatening behind his tawny mask.

“It had to be a dog,” Chat groaned, stabbing his baton into the ground. “Great.”

Ladybug coughed delicately into her palm. Bloodhound certainly didn’t look like much of a threat, but they’d made that mistake with akumatised victims before (she still shuddered when she thought how close Manon had been to stealing her miraculous).

“So, what’s the script, puppy?” Chat asked, taking a step forward. “Someone stole your bone? You didn’t get to go walkies?”

Bloodhound curled back his lip, revealing impressive, sharp teeth.

“Shut up, cat. I’m not here to talk to someone that reeks of cheese.”

Chat spluttered, his grip tightening on his baton so hard his claws screeched against the steel.

“Chaton,” Ladybug put a hand on his shoulder. “Let me handle this one.”

“Oh, please do,” Bloodhound grinned, opening his arms.

“My Lady,” Chat choked, but she had already darted forwards. She flung her yo-yo, planning to ensnare him, but he tumbled away from her reach. His long ears flopped with his movement, and she chuckled.

“If you stay still, I’ll give you a treat,” Ladybug promised. She couldn’t see where his akuma was: he didn’t have a collar, and there didn’t seem to be any pockets to his suit.

“Promise?” Bloodhound quipped, bounding over to her in a ridiculously doggish manner.

“Buginette, be careful!” Chat cried, but it was too late. The brown dog widened his mouth in a grin before attempting to clamp down on her ear.

“BAD DOG!” Ladybug yelled, diving underneath his parted legs, wrapping her yo-yo around his ankle and pulling him down to the ground. Chat was instantly by her side, helping her up and checking her face anxiously.

“Are you okay?” he asked, ignoring the growling from below them.

“Fine!” Ladybug said, red with embarrassment that she had let her guard down. “Now, where is the akuma?”

They both observed Bloodhood, currently tangled in the yoyo’s wires. He bared his teeth and barked at them, and Chat yowled back in response, claws extended.

“Mon Dieu!” Ladybug said. She walked around the brown dog, turning him over with her foot, but there was nothing save his suit.

“You won’t find it,” Bloodhound growled. He tapped his head. “It’s in here. I willingly became Papillon’s tool.”

“What?” Ladybug gasped. “That’s—that’s ridiculous! I can always cleanse the akuma! It must be under your suit. I’m going to take it off, somehow!”

“My Lady!” Chat coughed, grabbing her wrists before she could do any such thing. “I think he’s telling the truth. There’s something different about him. More…bad than the others.”

“You’re one to talk, Chat Noir,” Bloodhound spat. “You’re the epitome of bad luck!”

The hero quivered at the comment, but Ladybug chucked her partner under the chin, snapping him out of it.

“And I’m Lady Luck,” she said, leaning closer to their enemy. “So we balance out. Now, why did Papillon send you here?”

But they never received their answer. Suddenly Bloodhound was growling and writhing, and his muscles seemed to bunch underneath him.

“Buginette!” Chat immediately tugged her back, just as the dog snapped the yoyo’s strings with his strength.

“I’m stronger than both of you,” Bloodhound grinned, raising his nose in the air. “And now I have your scent, there’s no escaping me. I’ll track you both down, when you least expect it, and destroy you.”

*

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