dog angry

I roll to pet the dog.

DM: okay, so, Spoons (the party’s bard) is up first. the dog is charging at you. Natalia (the lady we were fighting) is seeming to charge some sort of magic. what are you gonna do?

bard, OOC: i’m gonna do this. -plays the kazoo to cast speak with animals-

DM: you can communicate now, it’s like

DM, as dog: give her the fucking book. I’m an angry dog.

bard: why are you so angry?

the dog explains why he is so angry.

bard: I mean…I think I know what can solve that. how ‘bout a tummy rub?

DM, as dog: gonna have to roll a nat 20 on persuasion my dude.

bard, OOC: aww a nat 20? come on!

-proceeds to roll a nat 20-

bard, OOC: oH MY FUCK -the sounds of hyperventilating-

some disbelief and one screenshot later:

DM: -whispers- what the fuck.

bard, OOC: I’m gonna pet the FUCK out of that dog.

DM, still in disbelief: the dog…is a pacifist now. you get to pet it. it walks away. he slinks away into the shadows.

bard, OOC: no! first I’m gonna tell him he’s a good boy!

the DM then proceeds to make dog noises for the bard as the dog is pet and praised, and the party has one less enemy to fight.

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D’aaaaaaawww! XD But yes, translated ‘Soup Track’ (I am not going to call it anything else LOL;)! Translation by @miramisaki & @dark-disgraces and video by @principessabel.

Also please don’t follow Kaji’s super smartass concoctions of making food please stay healthy or angry Chuya mom will be very upset and please also don’t follow Aku-chan trying to act cool like this - YOUR STOMACH IS VERY IMPORTANT. 

also again WHO PUTS CONDENSED MILK INTO SOUP ajdbasjfbjwqqwj KAJI. PLS.