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*watches Yuri!! On Ice*

*sees the cute girl working at the ice rink*

There she is. There’s the love interest. Honestly, what did I expe-

*sees she’s happily married with 3 kids*

*sees no immediate female romance option for Yuri*

…Well then. You have my attention.

fire emblem tryna tell me Camilla rides a dragon in bikini bottoms and high heels ?? ?

so..i was bored..and read My Immortal
heres some of my fave lines cause lets be honest, that shit is amazing

  • Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). (a classic)
  • “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
  • “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!”
  • “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. (im gonna start to use crookshanks as a spell)
  • He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). (all bisezuals are in2 fashin n stuff)
  • Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 (jfc)
  • “Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily. (lumpkin)
  • They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. (they named a cult after a guy named Stan)
  • Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork.He was wearing a blak leather jackson (is leather jackson related to michael jackson?)
  • Oh my satan!
  • Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. (sexy dumblydore)
  • I laffed statistically.
  • “Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. (show that line to someone who doesnt know my immortal)
  • “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring. (spartacus)
  • ”We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there
    was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111 (oh no!111 its Cornelio Fuck!!11)

also the tons of ways the author misspelled names

  • enoby, eboby, egogy, ebory, ibony
  • voldemint, volxenort
  • dumblydor, dumbledork, dumbledum, dumblydum, dUMBlydore, dumblehor
  • loopin, lumpkin
  • profesor McGoggle, preacher McGongel, profesor McGoogle
  • snake, snoop, snap, snipe
  • St Mango’s, St Manga’s