doesnt ring a belle

alright so the idea that juno was ditched by or dumped his fiance/spouse is perfectly plausible but can we acknowledge that the Classic Noir Route would be the traumatic death of the partner resulting in a lifetime of commitment issues (that doesnt ring a bell at all huh)

also can we consider the possibility that this ties in with the “worst case juno ever took” that he mentioned in prince of mars and/or why he was fired from the hcpd

anonymous asked:

so what do you think about that byers boy eh

‘                         oh ? um –––––––– jonathan ?       yeah , i mean , he’s like … . ’  –– one of my best friends .  ‘ he’s great . he’s really … . he’s really sweet , and , like , brave . um ,   WHY ?       –––  ’   she plays the part of oblivious , blinking her eyes a few times for careful measure .   SHE THINKS A LOT ABOUT HIM .   how he saved her life .   how she’d die saving his .   how much they’d been through together , and how comforting it was to know he laid beside her the night she saw that THING . she thinks a lot .


garethbail  asked:

hey! :) me and my ballet school are doing coppelia as our show and it would be really cool if you could give the story of it, like you did with giselle, thank you! :)

coppelia opens on this dude dr. coppelius 

dr. coppelius is sorta the town weirdo, much in the way that belle’s dad in beauty and the beast or doc brown in back to the future are the town weirdos. he’s an inventor, but no one knows what he actually does. all they know is that he has a hot daughter who sits in his balcony and reads all day, and like a rude lil bitch ignores everybody else in town.

maybe part of the reason why this family is so ostracized is because her name is coppelia, meaning that her name would be COPPELIA COPPELIUS. that’s like naming your kid john johnson or jacob jacobs. cruel and fucking unusual punishment.

entre swanilda, the cutest, sassiest fox in town. 

she’s fun and awesome and a little bit of a bitch. she comes raring to go out of her house and waves to coppelia, who like the little asshole she is, ignores her. of course swanilda gets a little pissed, starts shaking her fist at her (maybe shouldve just used one finger) and runs off to go hide to scare her boyfriend, franz, when he comes out. 

franz comes out, but, seeing that his girlfriend is not there, decides it would be better to flirt with coppelia in her window. he starts blowing her kisses and whattaya know this chick who has ignored everyone all day stand up all awkwardly and bitch starts WAVIN

franz of course is into it, until dr. c comes out of the balcony instead all overprotective dad style like “what the hell are you doing waving at my daughter” and franz is embarrassed 

swanilda, a little pissed, comes out chasing a butterfly cause she is adorable, and is once again pissed when franz catches it in his hat, but kills it and pins it onto his fucking vest. swanilda is pissed off by animal cruelty and stuff and runs out followed by her desperate puppy dog boyfriend

 in comes the villagers, who have to dance a little bit to show how happy they are, and the burgomaster. burgomaster is a fancy word for like an old timey mayor, and he has come to announce that they are getting a new bell. every couple that gets married on new bell day so of course the burgomaster turns to swanilda and is like “so beyotch you gotta lockdown on that franz dude yet”

swanilda is like “i dunno let’s TEST IT” and instead of seeing their compatibility by like comparing their interests or taking a quiz on match dot com, they use the age old tradition of shaking a dried up wheat, and if it rattles thats true love there bih. this dick kills helpless animals and flirts with other women but LET A WHEAT DECIDE IF YOUR LOVE IS TRUE THATLL ENSURE ETERNAL LOVE

the corn gives nothing because the wheat knows better about swanildas relationship than she does, and so swanilda leaves all like “fuck you franz this wheat knows more about our relationship than i do” 

so theres a little bit more dancing because HAPPY TOWNSFOLK but basically swanildas like ‘fuck you franz” and clears out to go sulk with her girlfriends. at this point dr. coppelius decides he needsto go get a drink to loosen up after doing lord knows what all day, and locks up his house to go to the local pub or whatever. a group of already drunk boys come out like “YOU WANNA TUSSLE DR C” . when girls get drunk, we compliment strangers in bathrooms and commit small acts of crime, while boys apparently feel the need to harass old men

in the ruckus, he drops his key, and swanilda and her girlfriends come out all like “let’s fuck some shit up and commit a petty crime ourselves” probably because swanilda is pissed about her boy problems and wants to do something reckless. with a lot of convincing the girls decide to commit GIRLS NIGHT OUT BREAKING AND ENTERING, the most fun a girl can have without alcohol involved

act 2 opens on the girls trying to get to the real goal of the night: seeing what the fuck is up with this flirty asshole coppelia. all freaked out because crime is scary, the girls venture into dr. c’s house, and seeing a shit ton of people inside, they do the only logical thing and cower into their fingers.

here we find out what dr. coppelis’ real job is- hes a doll maker. these arent real people they are hiding from in plain sight- thank goodness, because they would be totally caught like the dumb dumbs they are- but life sized dolls. not realizing that there is a pattern here, the girls still go to look for coppelia. 

they find her, once again reading behind a curtain, and at first freak out again. then swanilda is like “what the fuck we are already here, might as well be polite” and all the girls start to bow and exchange pleasantries with coppelia, only for this bitch to ignore them AGAIN. realizing that maybe there is more to this story than just that this girl really likes to read, swanilda touches this girl’s fucking skirt and gets all up in her damn bidness, realizing that she too, is in fact a doll.

(that’s ballerina speak for “bitch is a fucking doll”)

so they start moving shit around, setting the automated dolls in motion all yay petty crime before “shit shit shit shit he’s back.” the girls run around in a frenzy, dashing out the door or out the window or whatever as coppelius tries to whack at them with his cane, and swanilda, left behind by her no good bitch ass frands, is all like “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT” before where does she hide but the coppelia closet.

dr coppelius is like “finally a peaceful night indoors” when what should happen when franz, the UNFAITHFUL LITTLE ASSWIPE THAT HE IS, decides to climb a ladder up to see coppelia because apparently if his real girlfriend wont pay attention to him, he must get off somehow. hes all like “please please im thirsty for your daughter,” and dr. coppelius, who has got some shifty business going on is like “damn son come sit have some alcohol with me” and DRUGS THAT SUCKER ASLEEP

his plan is to use magic to transfer franz’ life force to coppelia to bring her to life, because he is very lonely and everyone in town is mean to him AND YOU CANT BLAME THE MAN FOR SEEKING COMPANIONSHIP. too bad however, when he opens the curtain, it is not coppelia, but swanilda who has put on the doll clothes so as to better disguise herself. 

she realizes what kinda shit is happening here, seeing the spilled alcohol and the big book usually labeled something like “how to bring dolls to life for dummies” and is like okay better play along with this twisted wizard so i can save my idiot of a boyfriend. she starts to play around, acting as if she is the doll slowly becoming animated. she moves all jerky like when you try to get out of bed after a day of pilates, and then gets all speedy and real dancy and stuff because lets FUCKING GET DOWN WITH IT

dr. coppelius is so into the fact that damn is he good at magic or what that he does not notice that this is not the beautiful doll he fashioned completely with his hands, but the teenage girl who he made fun of earlier int he square when she was trying to wave at the aforementioned doll daughter. also, if you may remember, he did go to the pub, so he may be a bit tipsy as well.

as swanilda dances pretending to be coppelia she tries to knock some shit over, setting the other fucking weirdo dolls in motion so that she can try to shake franz awake while coppelius is distracted. in the midst of this giant ass game of playing some life or death fucking charades, she grabs her good for nothing fuckwagon of a boyfriend and SPRINTS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE showing franz that coppelia was only a glorified mannequin and leaving dr. coppelius with his broken, and now naked doll, the one precious thing in his life DESTROYED by horny and angry teenagers

the next day is the wedding celebration, and swanilda and franz are about to tie the motherfucking knot, despite the fact that he literally was trying to CHEAT ON HER WITH A DOLL the night before, when dr. coppelius comes in all like “ you broke into my house and vandalized my property and also possibily scared me for life.” swanilda offers him her dowry and then the burgomaster gives him cold hard cash, which shuts him up pretty fast, and the festivities begin

there has to be some dancing to honor the new bell, and most of it doesnt make sense, but basically the bell rings to remind the villagers to do shit because they dont have any DAMN CLOCKS. some lovely ladies dance to remind them for things like prayer- so they can have their Jesus time, morning- because nobody got any alarms there, and the waltz of the hours- which is all like remember that you got some real shit to do today.

they get married all happily and everyone lives on a little confused and worse for wear, but happier than before

*shuts down the three different story books i had to look into and the dvd of this ballet* and that is the ballet of coppelia

anonymous asked:

Why exactly did u fall for jameh? Like .. I mean .. there's Alex and Nick and Matt and moreover there's sergio pizzorno, matt hitt, hugo white or andrew vanwyngarden.. why jimmy ? :) I like him a lot but in a non sexual loving more like admiring kind of way .. er, just curious :D x

oh my i’ve always wanted to receive a message like this so that i can express all of my feelings and now that i actually got one it seems so hard to me to explain 

well there are so many different reasons i love him and im gonna start with the obvious ones

  1. he’s the most attractive man ive ever seen there are people that dont find him attractive at all and that literally makes no sense to me??? like i have friends that say he was better looking when he was young and now he is not that good looking and im like “are u even serious” yes he was gorgeous when he was young with him stupid haircuts and his cute crooked teeth and lovely smile and literally everything was perfect when he was young but i really like how he’s all grown up and became a gorgeous man like you see him and he seems so serious and you expect a deep voice and then he talks and you listen to his cute voice which is the cutest voice ive ever heard and makes my heart melt !!!!!!! also his body it’s just perfect its not like ive seen a clean photo of him shirtless but its pretty obvious??? his arms look so strong and his legs are perfect and his back turns me on so much and when he wears shirts he just looks so fit you know and his hair is always so good i love it when he grows it and pulls the man bun omg and i love bearded jamie i do have a thing for beards and it just looks so good on him :-(( his smile is brings so much joy to me like im having a bad day and if i see jamie smiling it gets 10000000 times better nothing compares to his smile! his eyes have the perfect colour?? like his colours (hair and eyes) are not my type to be honest but every time i see those eyes i just go crazy i getting so many different feelings just by staring at them! also hands are really important to me and he has the perfect hands have you ever seen any close ups to his hands when he is on stage?? i wish he could touch me exactly like he touches his guitar and finally his clothes i love everything he wears even the silliest thing looks great on him im so angry especially when he’s wearing denim and leather jackets oh man
  2. now let me stop talking about his outside and let me tlak about his inside its not like i personally know him or something but from what ive seen he’s literally adorable he is quiet yet funny like i know he is not talking anymore in interviews but have you seen any old interviews?? he is just so awkward and funny and you know he might not be funny by saying jokes but every silly thing he says sounds so great and sweet to me i always enjoy watching him talking because i just love whatever he’s saying! you know im a psycho im watching this interview every day and i die on the part where he;s talking about dying on the ferry this is my favourite thing ever because i do think like this sometimes too and i just cant get enough of him also sometimes he looks so annoyed sometimes and i really like this i dont know why i just really like it its like every flaw he might have seems so perfect to me i cant imagine knowing him in real life cause he would be something so unreal for me you know?? he is just too perfect to be someone id know in real life! he seems so sweet and loyal and even if im not a huge fan of her he loves katie so much and thats pretty obvious i wish i could find a man to love me as much jamie loves katie he seems so protective and romantic i dont know
  3. another thing i like him is exactly what you said! there are so many other celebrities i could have fallen for but jamie is the one i did because he is not them i dont know how to explain this i mean yeah matt hitt he is gorgeous but what else?? he doesnt ring any bells to me you know what i mean? jamie just seems so interesting to me and so great in his own way man i really dont know how to explain this he is just my jamie i dont feel about any other celebrities as i feel about him i do like chilli i do like sam from palma violets they’re like both great but i dont feel this way about them jamie is my everything and the fact that he’s part of my favourite band is so great!!! arctic monkeys might have changed and i used to be one of these people that prefered the old monkeys but in my opinion thats bullshit i still love them and i always will cause they changed the way i feel about music i know i wont ever meet him or date him obviously i just wish i could find someone as good as him

i could honestly talk forever about jamie and the whole bands but i will stop here if you’re still reading this congratulations you really did care about why i fall for him + thanks for asking this really :-)

bitter shion is literally the best like
“hey shion im back its me”
“who are you?”
“its… me. nezumi”
“sorry i dont know anyone by that name. i certainly dont remember anyone who kissed me and left me on a hill after we toppled a corrupt government together while putting all the pressure of restoring it on me with only a vague promise of his return- who made 0 effort to contact me for 5 years, oh no that doesnt ring a bell at ALL. :/”