Ryousuke smiled and ruffled his younger brother’s hair. “I have to keep an eye on you and make sure you aren’t doing anything inappropriate. Who knows what things you could learn on the internet, or what people could do to you.”

“A-aniki… I am not into this kind of stuff…”, he whined and pouted at his older brother. “And also, I am not a little child anymore. I know that the internet can be a dark, a very dark place!”

Haruichi was sure that he wouldn’t need any help to keep his blog clean and without certain … things. 

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“I’ve also seen that same farmer using an iPhone and eating food with garlic in it, so I reckon they can all go to hell. There ought to be a law.”