doesn't-have-time-for-you

anonymous asked:

Bucky has you tied up and gagged to the couch with a vibrator on low between your legs. But some of the avengers come by and he doesn't have time to untie you. So he hides you behind the couch still tied up, and controls the vibrator as you try not to make a noise as he speaks to the rest of the Avengers.

Omg I can picture it and the avengers being like “is someone’s phone on vibrate?”

Moaning Monday™

princess-triton  asked:

ღ on the hand! (from Muhren)

@trashmuh

Kiss on the hand + bonus dancing, because context and despair


The evening ballroom was softly glittering, a convoluted and theatrical penumbra artificially combining with the golden neon-lights floating from the high ceiling. The dark simile-glass flooring, embedded by shards of shining stones, reflected opaque shapes, emulating the ongoing dancing as if an unclear vision, drowned in a sea of glittering sprites.

 Illyrio feels the foreign eyes of the guests surrounding him, boring into the back of his head. He feels the glances, the badly hidden glimpses staring at his everything, at his face, his body, his clothes, his moves, his dancing partner; he feels them like a physical thing, like a spectral hand caressing his naked skin. A spectrum of emotions fights inside of him, battling between his preening for attention and his undying paranoia.

The couples swirl on the dance floor and Illyrio imitates them, imperceptibly late. Dancing is not his forte, but the spinning allows him to distract himself from his surrounding for a moment, to let the other’s silhouettes disappear in a whirlpool of tame colors, and he can focus back on Muhren, who is obediently following him in every step on the dance.

The man looks perfect in his grey suit, the color shading into a dark smoke shade under the soffuse lighting. The artificial dusk paints beautiful shades on the agent’s visage, and reflects metallic gradations into his pale eyes. Illyrio shamelessly wears his robes in black, red and gold, combined in geometrical shapes and decorative layers of silks. The Sith leads the dance with as much elegance as he can muster, but he can tell Muhren is better versed on his feet in these kind of ceremonies.

The small orchestra plays a regal symphony, unobtrusively accompanied by the gurgling flowing of water coming from the numerous decorative fountains flanking the walls. The music reverberates softly, hiding the hushed whispers that make the conversation of the other guests.

The dance touches its end and the polite clapping coming from the surrounding bystanders implicitly signals the end of this round of dancing. Illyrio barely has the time to recompose himself, to fully prepare for his hidden public, before Muhren surprises him by depositing an elegant kiss on his hand, culminating the dance in a smooth maneuver.

For an instant the Sith feels like the spinning has never ended, feels the world around him unfocus, degrade. Muhren has bowed his back perfectly, his eyes respectfully casted low, his entire self devoted to the grace of the gesture. Illyrio is deafened by the rush of adrenaline he feels burning into his blood, by the power that the public gesture of deference carve into his skin. He feels divided into two, the soft need to praise the docility of the agent, fighting against the possessive growl that grows into his mind.

Then the burning is coldly tamed by his self-control, shut down but still carefully protected inside his inner mind. They have other places and other times for that.

Once Muhn carefully raises his eyes Illyrio answers with an elegant and approving tilt of the head, indifferent to their public. The Sith offers him the crook of his elbow, ready to delve into the more dangerous depths of the night.

hiiragayin  asked:

Hiiii kazuu i was wondering if you could draw more smol guren and adult yuu? it's so pretty and I enjoy the idea of it //wants to make a fic about it but doesn't have the time// i hope you have a great day! (ignore this request if you like, you are not obligated to actually do this~ just wanting to make sure you're alive, safe and doing well~!) <3

Have a smol guren wrapped in adult yuu’s jacket owo and yes im alive loool, just that im really slow at drawing+coloring ^^;

"fight me": who you should fight in w2h guide
  • Sock: I mean... you kinda can't? Not that I'm telling you how to live your life but you can't see him and even if you could, your punches would go right through him. Unless you're Jonathan. In the event that you happen to be Jonathan: why the fuck not? just fucking clock him in the face. god knows he deserves it. Besides, what's he gonna do about it? Kill you?
  • Jonathan: oBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD FIGHT JONATHAN. HE IS A HUGE DORK WHO WILL GET REALLY MAD AND TRY TO HIT YOU BACK AND FALL ON HIS FUCKINH FACE BECAUSE HE HAS NO CLUE HOW TO FIGHT. ALSO HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WINNING THE FIGHT OR ABOUT WHY YOU'RE FIGHTING HIM SO U GUYS CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT LATER. IT'LL BE WEIRD BUT FUN.
  • Mephistopheles: "you wanna fight ME? awwww that's cute" is probably what he's thinking for like, 2 minutes, but then he literally doesn't have time for your shit. You have 2 minutes to fight Mephi and then get the fuck out of dodge, aND IF HIS HAIR CATCHES ON FIRE JUST FUCKING RUN
  • Jojo: it's never a matter of whether you WANT to fight Jojo, the fact is that you are GOING to fight Jojo because she initiates ALL the fights. If u want to win the fight literally just make sure Lil is around because Jojo needs to maintain an image around her and will not hit you too hard tbh
  • Providence: nnNNNONO NO NO NONOnO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? DON'T FIGHT PROVIDENCE!!!! DO. NOT. FIGHT. PROVIDENCE.
  • Lil: okay but why would you want to fight Lil? what if she cries? what if she gets embarrassed about crying and cries more? go home and think about what you've done.

anonymous asked:

Use the Internet to your advantage when planning your hauls! Search LinkedIn for loss prevention employees in your city so you'll know who to look out for! Or search for LP jobs in your city because that could be a good indicator that a store doesn't have LP at the time!

Thank you!

My sincere hope for DA3 is that it is relatively easy to mod. However, if you try to use a white Vivienne mod, it will crash your computer and leave a disdainful, “Non” burned into the monitor. Likewise, any “pretty” Cassandra mods will lead to the same except with an exclamation of, “BULLSHIT” that will be belted from your speakers, making your ears bleed.

simply-cast  asked:

Wait, you're video was meant to be sarcastic? explain. only sarcastic aspect of it I thought I understood was that a girl who reads doesn't have time for you. Anyway I'm pretty stupid so yeah.

That wasn’t the point at all

The whole thing was basically inspired by this video and the idea that girls have to fit into this weird archetype where they’re pretty but modest, where they prefer reading to clubbing, where their sexual partners are limited while still fulfilling all the sexual fantasies of their beloved, and it’s all set in a world where a guy is somehow different and quirky for liking this different and quirky girl for something other than her body.

Let me put it this way: whenever I go out for a drink with friends, there’s always that one guy who gets really impressed with the fact that I drink beer. I’ll ask him why, and he’ll look at my female companions, who have rum-and-cokes or whiskey sours or whatever, and just say, “I just don’t meet a lot of girls who drink beer, you know? It’s sexy.”

But it shouldn’t be, right? What he’s implying, whether he realizes it or not, is that drinking beer is masculine. It’s a male-dominated thing. That’s why there are ‘girly drinks’: because women can’t handle the sheer virility of beer, and men who drink 'girly drinks’ are considered lesser. A girl drinking beer sets her apart, makes her better and stronger and different, even though she’s consuming the same amount of alcohol. But is this guy different or better because he likes 'Girls Who Drink Beer’?

80% of the worldwide female population can read, and I’m sure some of them enjoy shopping and grand theft auto as much as they enjoy books. People are multi-faceted. I just thought it was a silly manic-pixie-dream-girl character, the Girl Who Reads, and I wanted to make her a snob, because that’s how I see people who think about girls that way.

I feel like I’m over-explaining; it was just a lark! I’m not saying reading’s bad or snobbish. I just don’t think it’s an immediate stride for feminism if a guy likes a girl for something other than her boobs, you know?