doesn't take shit from no one

726. There was one muggleborn in Hufflepuff that developed a strange habit of snatching food from the hands of Gryffindor students. When they were finally confronted about this behavior they simply said "Honey badgers have been known to steal food from lions. Honey badger doesn't give a shit it just takes what it wants." They then proceeded to snatch a pastry from the hand of a prefect and walk away.

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EXO as people in a group chat.
  • Xiumin: Leaves everyone on read.
  • Luhan: Sends pictures of his cat.
  • Kris: Asks for fashion advice. Doesn't take it.
  • Suho: Sends EVERY lame joke he finds. No one is amused. Only reason he's still in the group is because he's group admin.
  • Lay: Never online. Always confused what the conversation is about.
  • Baekhyun: Recounts every stupid thing he's done. Ever.
  • Chen: Speaks entirely in memes. CAP LOCKS.
  • Chanyeol: Too many emojis.
  • D.O: Kind of just stalks the conversation. Only comes out from hiding when someone points out he's just reading.
  • Tao: Comes online occasionally to talk shit about someone.
  • Kai: Always complaining that he's hungry.
  • Sehun: Sends pictures of his dog.

Instead of Tolkien’s Dwarf gender ratio being canon fact, wouldn’t it make more sense as just a myth circulated by other races? I mean, it might as well be just recorded misinformation passed down by elves given how Tolkien tended to be biased against Dwarves anyway

“There’s only a 1:3 Dwarf gender ratio and dwarf women rarely marry and most dwarves are craft-wed and reproduce so slowly they’d eventually die off” was a rumour most likely started by someone who a) couldn’t tell the difference between any Dwarven genders and just made the number up, b) neglected to take homosexual relationships into account and c) assumed that Dwarves only have 2 genders to choose from in the first place. 

About reproduction: the Dwarves descended from thirteen original individuals. They’re not going to breed inadequately after rising to a population of at least hundreds of thousands. Also, unlike elves, there is nothing to say that Dwarven children are only born within marriages; it’s probably not even considered that Dwarves have children out of wedlock (”few marriages obviously means that there are very few children,” ha).

The rumour that dwarf women rarely ever leave their mountains was, again, encouraged by the idea that nobody can tell the genders apart, and assume that every buff bearded Dwarrow on the road is male. 

(The Dwarves don’t understand why everybody is so obsessed with the topic, and tend to stay in their mountains away from all these idiots. Also, female dwarves can take care of themselves, thank you very much, and venture out whenever they bloody well want to.)

anonymous asked:

How would the RFA (I'd like saeran and vanderwood but I get it if u can't) react to an MC that looks kinda young/sweet/innocent but in reality doesn't take anyone's crap and is sassy???? I read your last couple ones btw and they were really cute (I kinda got this from ur college vanderwood one tbh)

I think i went overboard on MC’s sassiness.. sorry.Also thank you for being so kind.

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Day6 As Shit My Friends Have Said
  • Jae: "Oh my god don't take diet advice from her, she thinks the food pyramid is a pizza slice."
  • Sungjin: "Tell Big Daddy your problems. He doesn't care but he'll listen."
  • Brian: "I'm actually super fucking talented okay I can play professional musical triangle."
  • Wonpil: "Do you think Key would be my sugar daddy if I asked nicely?"
  • Dowoon: "I hate everything. Except chicken. And cheese. And strawberries. I hate most things that are not food."
How Anatole Fucked Shit up for every War and Peace character who shows up in Great Comet
  • Natasha: Manipulated her and used her and tricked her into ruining her life and nearly ending it. Destroyed her life. Seriously.
  • Hélène: Alright, take a second and think about Hélène. Why do you think she married Pierre? Love? Nah. She married him for his cash and neither of them were happy. I don't hold this against Pierre, who at least at first, truly tried to be a good husband. In the book, it's made evident that the whole reason Hélène needs to marry a man as rich as Pierre is because her father is broke. Why is his father broke? Cuz Anatole has spent all his money gambling and seducing women. So yeah. Anatole's fault.
  • Andrey Bolkonsky: Okay this one is easy. It's pretty straightforward but it's even sadder if you look at War and Peace, where it's abundantly clear that Andrey is a profoundly unhappy man and some of the only happiness he has in the book is with Natasha. And Anatole was at least partially responsible for taking that away from him.
  • Balaga: Never pays him? Like I know Balaga doesn't ask for pay but I still feel like paying him would be good. Also he gets him really drunk while he's driving. Honestly he doesn't do much to be responsible for Balaga's problems because Balaga is not important enough to have problems.
  • Fedya Dolokhov: Well in the book he never really gets his shit fucked up by Anatole but I'll say two things, one of which is that, Anatole doesn't listen to him when he is like the only person who tries to help him and keep him from being a bag of shit, and secondly, in the musical, since the duel was moved from Volume II Part I to Part V, it creates the implication that Natasha's love letter from Anatole was written by Dolokhov while he lay ill at his mother's recovering from a gunshot wound which is not, I'm sure, the ideal time to write a love letter.
  • Marya "Mary" Bolkonsky: Um alright this wasn't totally his fault just cuz it would have been a terrible situation for everyone but Anatole was supposed to be married to Mary but within like ten minutes of meeting with her already started hitting on her friend which was generally just a really mean move, and really hurt her already poor self image.
  • Marya Dmitrieva Akhrosimova: Marya is really a strong protective figure and she tries really hard to be good to Natasha and it's really sad that she has to feel like a failure because Anatole is a lying manipulative ass.
  • Old Prince Nikolai Bolkonsky: (I put in his name cuz I just like to note @ tolstoy fight me for including three separate Nikolais two of whom are named Nikolai Andreevich Bolkonsy. Fuck you.) Doesn't really have a lot of problems but I'll say even though he's batshit and not the best father that is really the only job he has at this point is being a father? And just like. Look what Anatole did to his kids.
  • Pierre Bezukhov: Okay, I know I've already said Helene was unhappy in the marriage, but Helene was a terrible wife who cheated on him a lot and wasted his life away and make no excuses was the main cause of his alcoholism and depression. But she never would have married him if Anatole didn't make Prince Vassily (his father) broke. Also the first person in the book to put a drink in his hand is Anatole, who says "finish it" even though Pierre says he does not want to.
  • Sonya Rostova: Endangered her closest friendship, with Natasha who I say again, though she still shared responsibility for her infidelity, was manipulated.

anonymous asked:

Something that pisses me off about the way fandom portrays Gladnis is, just the sheer number of requests on the kinkmeme for Gladio having to rescue or protect Ignis from harassers and the like because apparently Ignis is too weak or helpless to take care of himself? He's not a fucking damsel in distress, stop treating him like one. If someone gave him shit he'd probably shove a dagger in that person's face himself. He doesn't need Gladio to do that for him.


but this goes the same for noctis and prompto (fanon!prompto suffers from this so bad. SO BAD. please.)

i mean im all for making the bias suffer (im a BIG slut for hurt!noctis) but you can absolutely do that without stripping that character of all their strengths and making them weepy and feeble and defenseless. unless they’re like that in canon, there’s no point. it’s just disrespectful of their actual characterization and character growth.

why I like your sign (use rising too)
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You are fun to be around. Though, sometimes you get mad at me and say rude things and I don't like that. Though, you are one of the most fun/adventurous kind of people i know (besides sag) I would want to be best friends with you. (p.s. you're hot af)<p/><b>Taurus:</b> You are one of the funniest people I know. You aren't afraid to be made fun of or make fun of other people. You are a refreshing person to be around, and you don't pressure me to be someone else. I love you guys.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> You guys talk a lot, but it's always so fun to listen to. Whether you're ranting, babbling, or just having a plain conversation, you never cease to entertain me. You always say something hilarious and make me laugh constantly. You have the best people skills out of all the signs and I love you to death. You're so precious and make a wonderful friend.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You are literally too sweet. People say you guys cry all the time, but you are just a little sensitive, and there's nothing wrong with that. You have a tendency to bounce back--which is great. You are never hung up on anything for too long (contrary to popular belief a.k.a. from my experience with you.) In certain cancers, I've noticed you don't get hurt super easily, but when something hits you, it hits you hard.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You guys are jokers and I love to be around you. You don't take things too seriously. I can make fun of you, and you won't care; you'll just make fun of me back. You're a quality friend and great company.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You are so great to talk to. The way you see the world is perfect. You are a mix of philosophy, logic, and fun. You are trustworthy and (in my opinion) never judegmental (at least not out loud.) Sometimes you get a little bored of everything, but you just make a really bad joke to liven it up a little.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You all are kind of quiet. You want to fit in, but remember it's okay to be a little awkward and weird. Some other Libras are just loud and don't care who they are--which is one of many great traits of your sign. You get along with almost everyone. (except for those who like to tip the scale with drama.) You have such a beautiful view of life and you can see the good in everyone.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I like that you can get a little crazy. You are an attractive person inside and out. You have this thing about you that no matter how hard they try, no one can hate you. They can say they hate you, but they don't truly hate you. At first, you act all sweet and nice, but then when someone gets to know you, there's a whole other side to you (which is super fun to get to know.)<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You make the best puns. People are always saying you don't care, and it's definitely true! You are opinionated and blunt. You share your opinions in a matter that everyone can accept. Though, sometimes you are too blunt for your own good. You like to cover your bluntness with a joke, and sometimes it doesn't work. You don't take shit from anyone and that's great. You are one of the funniest signs and I love to be around you.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You are so smart, but so down-to-earth. You teach me new things without making me feel stupid. You are always there for me when I need you, and you're sometimes the most awkward person ever, but it's hilarious. You don't get enough credit as a person.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You have good intentions, but they don't always pull through. Not a lot hurts you, which can be good and bad. Well, it seems like not a lot hurts you. It's fun to mess around with you, because you take it so well. You like to fight fire with fire and if someone does get to you, you won't take it. You'll fight back and protect yourself. The way you present yourself is attractive and your personality is magnetic. I like you a lot. (you're hot af too)<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You're so kind. You seem to always have your head in the clouds and you seem to always be looking at tomorrow. Though it is fun to dream with you, try to live in the present a little. You are so in touch with your emotions and other people's emotions as well. You seem to be able to connect with everyone on a personal level. You can comfort anyone and do it well. You are a great friend, especially in a personal crisis.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I honestly can't wait for you to see Seven Psychopaths because I can't picture Ray as Graves at all but Marty REALLY REALLY reminds me of a less put together, more drunk version of Graves that now spends all of his time perpetually baffled because he got kidnapped and then rescued and now his life is filled with goldsteins, no-majs, obscurials, even MORE scamanders (with bonus creatures, save me theseus) and a legion of overprotective aurors and he doesn't know how it happened. it's great.

SO I JUST WATCHED IT TODAY AND YES, YES, YES, YES, YES - Graves who turns to booze to cope because he’s just fucking done, okay? Graves who can’t believe this is his life and he’s done. He doesn’t hold his tongue anymore when weird shit happens because too much weird shit happens nowadays thank you very much.

He starts getting followed by a little wispy storm cloud - fuck it, he’s taking a shot straight from the brandy bottle. 

One of Newt’s creatures has decided that no it will not stop following Graves and Graves is its human to protect, fuck you very much and Newt tries to explain that once a (insert creature) has imprinted, it’s quite hard to convince it to leave and so now Graves has a (insert creature here) and a smol, sad storm cloud that no one else ever seems to see, what the ever living fuck.

The Goldsteins have adopted him, evidently. They try to feed him. A lot. Is he gaining weight? Oh HELL FUCKING NO. He goes running. He finds out he’s really bad at running. Fuck, he feels bad for making his aurors run as much as they do. 

They have to put a collar on the creature that follows him to make it charmed to look like a dog because IT IS GOING RUNNING WITH HIM, DAMN IT - EVEN IF ITS HUMAN IS SMOL AND SLOW AND RATHER BAD AT IT.

His aurors take turns passing by his apartment at night. They think he doesn’t notice. He doesn’t know if he’s flattered by their attention or offended. He’s not going to fucking get kidnapped again, damn it. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

He gets kidnapped again - or at least, someone tries. The mess his creature leaves behind is…intense, to say the least.

His aurors start passing his apartment even more frequently, sometimes in twos. 

Jacob offers to teach him how to cook the no maj way, says it’s relaxing. Would help him more than the bottle. Graves disagrees, the bottle helps him very much, thank you.

He carries a flask to work.

He names the beast that has adopted him mouse, just to fuck with everyone, because the thing looks like a great dane to no majs and very much more intimidating to witches and wizards. 

He starts forgetting the night before.

Tina and Queenie are worried.

It’s not until he’s nearly too drunk to work properly on a simple patrol - one that goes quickly south when he catches a wizard trying to rob a convenience store with magic - that he realizes he’s in over his head.

He tries to quit cold turkey.

He passes out from withdrawal in a meeting.

He’s cold all the bloody time and sweating and just not attractive to look at. Picquery sends him home. Tina sends him soup. Queenie sends him Jacob. Evidently the man had his fair share of drinking after the war. 

He heals, slowly. 

He falls off the wagon once, after he lost an auror in a raid gone bad.

His family is there to pick up the pieces. 

He’s loved.

Turns out there’s other ways to cope.

The Black Parade as different kinds of emos
  • The End: wears a black parade jacket everywhere, insists tbp is the greatest album of all time
  • Dead!: really bitter, favorite movie is American Psycho, watches Death Note
  • How I Disappear: calls people they don't like preps, teases their hair
  • The Sharpest Lives: hates Twilight, is always talking about how vampires are way cooler than werewolves
  • Welcome to the Black Parade: has been a fan of mcr since 2005 and thinks they're better because of it, gets annoyed when people only know welcome to the black parade
  • I Don't Love You: not actually emo it's just getting over a bad break up
  • House of Wolves: kinky, calls Frank daddy, jerks off to live videos from Projekt Rev
  • Cancer: is fascinated by death, has been working on their novel for 3 years
  • Mama: sinful, has probably vandalized a church, into witchcraft
  • Sleep: insomniac, listens to Twenty One Pilots, drinks lots of coffee
  • Teenagers: thinks they're rebellious, "you don't understand me mom!", thinks they're a Mama emo
  • Disenchanted: cries over Electric Century, cries on march 22nd, just is always crying
  • Famous Last Words: has been through hell and made it out in tact, doesn't take anyone's shit
  • Blood: does everything ironically, calls themselves emo as a joke but doesn't actually think they're emo (is actually really emo)

Its absolutely ridiculous people say that Frisk is a racist stereotype portrayal of an Asian person, if you say such a thing, you are the one being racist, because theres absolutely nothing about them that would match an Asian person, Asian people don’t have actual long slit eyes wider than their mouth. the” -_-” face is not racist.

Frisk’s hair isn’t even that dark of a brown, and their skin is school bus yellow. not even people with jaundice have skin that yellow. Frisk has yellow skin because they don’t have a defined race, like a smiley, emoji or a lego mini-figure. No matter what color your skin is, your age, your gender, your religion, your language, you can relate to Frisk. 

Just look at their face, 14x10

Thats only 140 pixels. their eyes and mouth are 2x1 black pixels. you are getting worked up and accusing racism for a total of 6 black pixels. 

It’s not cultural or racial appropriation, no one owns the color yellow!

….uh okay, no culture or race owns the color yellow. 

Focus on something that matters instead of slandering a game to make yourself seem like some sort of victim fighting against a case of nonexistent oppression, you just make people with real cases of oppression get less attention. 
And no, I don’t NEED to be any specific genetic makeup to talk about this. If you said people of a certain skin color cannot participate in a matter than does not physically require any specific skin color, you are the one engaging in racism. 

You said it Flowey. If someone spreads these lies, they deserve to be publicly outed for slander and for taking the attention away from REAL issues. 


★ star wars meme | 7/10 characters: Princess Leia Organa

“Someone has to save our skins!”

The Signs and Their Favorite People
  • Aries: People who they know they can mess around with and be themselves around.
  • Cancer: People who they know will love them back and give them the attention they give others.
  • Taurus: Anyone in general. They are not picky and will like just about anybody that doesn't get in their way.
  • Gemini: People who are kind hearted and funny. They don't care where you come from or what your story is, they will accept you.
  • Leo: People who will get them places. They want to rise as fast and efficiently as possible and take no shit.
  • Virgo: Calm intellects. They have a very small group they let into their inner circle and rarely seek out others.
  • Libra: More of the shy ones. They want to be the leader of the crowd so they seek out the ones to control easier.
  • Scorpio: Anyone loud. They love to be in a rowdy group so scorpios tend to gravitate towards those kinds of people.
  • Sagittarius: People who are creative and speak their minds. They're really into the sappy stuff even though they may not show it.
  • Capricorn: People who are interested in arts. They themselves are highly creative and functioning.
  • Aquarius: The smartest of the smart. They thrive off of people who they can bounce ideas off of and usually stick around for success.
  • Pisces: People who give them the utmost kindness and respect. Honestly, they take no shit. No harassment nothing. If they feel threatened, then good luck.

anonymous asked:

A scenario with Shuu, Kanato, Azusa, Kou and Kino in which they have a very loving s/o, one who showers them with affection and attention but one who also doesn't take shit from anyone and knows how to talk back if necessary (not to the boys but to other people), please?

Shu: He treats you the same way he would have, you make a good pillow to snuggle with. Expect to find him sneaking into your bed at night to cuddle and suck up your warmth. Shu also finds it quite funny when you get sassy with others, especially Reiji, but just beware because he’s not helping you if you get yourself into trouble.

Kanato: He LOVES attention and affection and to have it given to him so easily like a dream come true. Of course you’d never be able to talk to anyone because you HAVE to give him all of it no matter what. If he were cat he would be purring all the time! He is also like a cat in the way of; you will give him attention when he wants it, not you. As for you mouth, well let’s just say it’s a good things its never directed at him.

Kou: Well of course you would shower him in affection, he is an idol after all and deserves all of your attention. Get ready for the whole give and take thing he has going on because he’s more likely to pull it than you think. “Okay Masokitty I let you coddle me; now what do I get in return for that favor?” He also finds your feisty side amusing and a little sexy, he is also another one who will not help you if your mouth runs away with you so watch out! 

Azusa: He adores the attention and the affection actually feels better than pain. Most likely he would seek out your attention if you were working on something else and would increasingly try harder to keep it on him, even if he does not have to try hard since you already spend all your time with him anyways. He’s rather indifferent to your feisty side, but he does try to keep you out of a situation where you may get hurt. After all he’s the one who is supposed to cause you pain.

Kino: Umm, hello why wouldn’t you be showering THE vampire prince in love and affection? He’d most likely not notice you doing it due to his selfish manner and not having the attention span to focus on it. But rest assured that when you can get his focus away from his cellphone he is all up for cuddles, cuddles that involve being close to a plug in because his phone is dying… Hey at least you get to curl up around him right? He thinks your sass is utterly adorable though it may get you into trouble among those…. things, by things he means vampires.

anonymous asked:

Listen okay. Hanzo Shimada is an androgynous punk ass binch who rocks the black nail polish, lipstick and has winged eyeliner game for Days, he takes nothing from no one and will Fuck You Up of you talk shit about his trans as fuck little brother who doesn't need to conform to the masculine stereotype and wears hella fine matching winged eyeliner with his older sibling

listen i vibe with this so hard i basically phased into it please

lovelypairings  asked:

Hiii Honey~! I'm still looking for your chapters and stories and I've just found out you are taking requests and I'm so happy to make one! :DDD It won't be long one XD. I'd like to read about situation when Sarada thinks Sasuke has an affair with another woman. XD And she asks him about it when they are one-to-one. Obviously Sasuke doesn't have one and he is shocked. OMG I can see Sasuke's face expression. 😅😅😅

oh gosh, all i can think about is how sarada thought karin was her mom. AHEM anyways, i know how inquisitive kids can be about some shit (especially when told from someone older than them), so this will be my take on when sarada is a bit older. and instead of hiding her feelings, she straight up goes for the throat. enjoy, cutieee ♥  also, you can find all my stories here !

Sarada cleared her throat and picked the small blade of grass from her hair as she looked at her father. He looked stoic as ever, except the gentle smile on his face caused the question in her throat to stick.

But she let it all out, regardless.


“Yes, Sarada?”

Her fingers found one another as she bit her lower lip. She had watched Sakura do this many times, but mostly when her mother thought about difficult answers to complicated questions.

“D-do you… Have you ever cheated on mama?”

Time stood still as she watched Sasuke’s eyes widen and his body stiffen. He wasn’t wearing his cloak like usual, but mainly because he had agreed to train with her the night before. When he ran his single hand through his hair, Sarada could see the distressed look in his mismatched eyes.

She felt the need to apologize for asking such an absurd question, but she needed to know what was actually going on.


It was a simple answer, but Sarada wasn’t satisfied.

“That’s not what Boruto thinks,” Sarada fidgeted as she looked to the ground. The blades of fresh grass blew lightly in the breeze.

But the fury that crossed through her father’s eyes told her otherwise. She knew that Boruto bugged her father to a certain extent, but now she wasn’t exactly sure what would happen to the Hokage’s son.

Sasuke sighed heavily and when he made his way towards her, Sarada felt the air in her lungs fade and her entire body tense up. She felt scared. Not because of her father, but because of what he would do the next time he saw Boruto.

“Don’t listen to anything that idiot has to say, Sarada.” Sasuke’s voice was low and his tone serious. Sarada only nodded gently, but it was when her father knelt down to her level and presented his face in front of hers.

With his hand placed on top of her head, he brought their foreheads together.

“I love your mother very much. Nothing will change that.”

Sarada could feel her heart well up with happiness, and although she felt like everything was okay, there was still something that she needed to fess up.


“Hn?” His eyes looked into her with an adoring shimmer.

“Boruto didn’t tell me that… Lord Hokage did.”

Sasuke closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. She could clearly see the frustration written all over his face and when he opened his eyes and exhaled a sigh of frustration, she couldn’t help but giggle at his words.

“Of course that idiot did.”

anonymous asked:

Isn't Celestial Magic one of the strongest magic types in Fairy Tail? Lucy Haters say she's weak, but let's see them use up their magic power to summon a celestial being to fight. People who think Lucy is weak doesn't understand summoner magic and it irritates me.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS~~ YOU’RE SO RIGHT. The amount of power it takes to pull spirits from another god damn world has to be fucking incredible

anonymous asked:

About 20 years ago my mother had a gastric bypass, lost weight, and gained it all back. now her digestive system is permanently changed, she doesn't absorb vitamins and nutrients like she should, and has to take tons of supplements just to not have malnutrition. she took phenfen when that was a thing, lost weight bc she rarely ate, and gained it all back. she's one of the lucky ones who didnt get heart issues from that drug but it made her fibro 20x worse. drs still encourage her to lose.(1)

(2)basically what I’m saying is Dr’s definitely do not always have your health as their main interest or else they wouldn’t keep encouraging that shit.

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

Makes me so mad to hear that! I hope she’s doing a little better! 

- Mod Dom

  • the staff: *fucks up*
  • xkit guy: my apologizes for this