doesn't make you pretty


The Baudelaire’s refusal to be grateful for their unfortunate events seemed like such a good message for kids - so I made a thing.

There was a trick to it. To feeling horrible without alerting Sportacus. 
It was all about walking that fine line between numbness and complete despair. 

Liz Phair

every time I see your face I think of things unpure unchaste

Everything you are about to say, I already know.
  • Clara, I’m not your boyfriend… I never said it was your mistake.
  • Clara, I need you.
  • I don’t take orders, Clara.
  • To our last hurrah.
  • I don’t know if you’ll ever hear this, Clara. I don’t even know if you’re still alive out there.
  • I can save you.
  • This is my world, too. I walk your earth, I breathe your air.
  • Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
  • You asked me what we’re going to do. I told you. We’re going to hell.
  • Clara, I’m terribly sorry, but I’m exactly what you deserve.
  • Are you okay?
  • It’s fine. I’ve found Gallifrey.
  • Yes, I’m really here. I’m back.
  • I never found Gallifrey. I lied, so you’d stay with Danny.
  • There was only one way to get to you. I’m dying, too.
  • I will hold Clara’s hand, but that’s it.
  • Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me.
  • We should do this every Christmas.
  • I’m sorry. I was stupid. I should have come back earlier. I wish that I had.
  • The TARDIS is outside. So, all of time and all of space is sitting out there. A big blue box. Please, don’t even argue.
  • Do you know what’s rarer? Second chances.
  • Pretty Woman.
  • When do I not see you?
  • I want Clara Oswald, safe, alive, and returned to me immediately. You bring her back. You do that. You do that now. Unharmed. Unhurt. Alive.
  • I just felt that I… I had to say something. Because I’ve got a duty of care.
  • I can save you. You trust me, don’t you, Clara?
  • I’ll come back for you. I swear.
  • Don’t kiss me. Morning breath.
  • Everyone after you was random, but you being the next name, that’s what made me confront the Fisher King.
  • This is not a hug.
  • Look at you, with your eyes, and your never giving up, and your anger, and your kindness. One day, the memory of that will hurt so much that I won’t be able to breathe.
  • Every time we do something like this, I keep thinking, what if something happens to you?
  • She might meet someone she can’t bear to lose. That happens, I believe.
  • I’ve missed you, Clara Oswald.
  • I let Clara Oswald get inside my head. Trust me. She doesn’t leave.
  • Longest month of my life.
  • I’ll be the judge of time.
  • Hold my hand.
  • You will save Clara, and you will do it now, or I will rain hell on you for the rest of time.
  • I don’t care!
  • You shouldn’t have to ask.
  • What’s the point of being a Doctor if I can’t cure you?
  • What about me?
  • Clara…
  • Don’t run. Stay with me.

  • You are my storm room.
  • Making you laugh.
  • But I can remember, Clara. You don’t understand, I can remember it all. Every time. And you’ll still be gone. Whatever I do… you still won’t be there.


step one: allow yourself some semblance of a smile. your grief is not an iron cage and you are not trapped. you are allowed to mourn your own innocence, even if you barely remember how it felt. 

step two: hold his hand. you want to, even if you won’t admit it outloud. you want to take him and keep him so close to your chest that the world never has another chance to lash out, but if it did you’d be stood like a shield, like a guardian angel even the devil would avoid. it’s okay. it’s okay. hold his hand. 

step three: you don’t have to say the words for them to be true; at this point the “i love you"s are as natural as breathing, noiseless and soft. when you look at the stars you see the same light you find in his eyes everyday. 

step four: give yourself a chance to heal. it might take a while. it might take years. your past is a minefield no one taught you to navigate before now, but you are strong and you are loved and that’s enough (it has to be enough). 

step five: you gave him a key, a home, a reason to wake up with a smile and he gave you a reason to look forward to what was once a grey-scale future, now bathed in a shade of blue even the ocean would envy.


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I’m not the only one who feels great one day and like a complete and utter failure the next, right?


  • Licht: [to a newbie pianist] I have never been more ashamed of anyone in my life
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HEADCANON TIME !!! prompto lost a lot of weight between middle school and high school ( while having a little fledgling crush on noctis that went away quick enough ), so unlike in the anime where it basically shows prompto to have a perfectly clear body, i headcanon that prom has stretch marks on his stomach, sides and inner thighs. the ones on his stomach are a lot less obvious than the ones on his inner thighs, but they make him uncomfortable to remove clothing in front of people all the same. it’s not really something he talks about with others either ( i mean as far as he knows nobody else has been through what he’s been through ) and so, while he won’t mention it, if there’s a chance of clothes being removed around someone else then he’ll either find a spot to do it alone or very openly hesitate and turn away from said person.


[Obligatory Valentines Day comic]

Technically at this point in the story all of them are single, so I guess they’re just making treats for each other…?  I mean with the exception of Ivy and Emmett

Brienne of Tarth is ugly, and it’s important. She is wonderful, complicated, heroic, sweet and strong. She deserves love, meaningfulness and attention, not in spite of how she looks. But because they are part of what makes her what she is. And by removing this part of her it discounts her entire experience. People treat her differently because of how they view the world, not because of something she lacks. She is not just not classically attractive. She is ugly and it makes her beautiful.  

Things I love about Noel Fielding

- how he falls over when he laughs

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just a mini reminder that just because you see a political/social justice/opinion/pretty much anything post on tumblr with a lot of notes, it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s right

tumblr has a ridiculously prevalent mob mentality which can manipulate you into thinking you’re bad or wrong for having a different opinion than what’s popular on tumblr - but please don’t let it take away your own sense of freedom of opinion.

of course, that’s not to say that all of these posts are wrong, i mean, i support nearly all of the ones i come across… but just remember that you’re allowed to have your own views too.