doesn't know what's happening

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So basically, I wanted to really surprise Seán with his gift, and hear him yell ‘Toriko’, so I was like ‘oh I’ll ask him to close his eyes, yell Trico, and then ask him to open his eyes, and like BOOM! Trico.’ As soon as I asked him the words ‘close your eyes’, I knew it sounded really creepy (fuck), but he humoured me, and it was lots of fun. I’m really happy he likes it! 

This is that moment:


I hope derka-derk is happy in Ireland with @therealjacksepticeye!

(also I’m almost 27 so it’s fine that he called me a girl, you think I’m an adult yet, hell no)


(and can I just say that I love that Seán’s voice for Trico in the unboxing video is the same voice Felix gives Edgar his pug, LOL)

Jason: “Trini, no!”

Trini: “Trini, yes!”

Kimberly: “Trini, no!”

Trini: “……… Never mind, princesa says no.” 

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“You know, you don’t get to decide what I am.”

Sarah // my favourite new character from Season 2 of The Man in the High Castle (I love her and am always here for more badass resistance ladies! \o/)

Harry Styles is a model and the currently most in-demand face in the fashion industry who might be just a little bit too full of himself and Janey Darling is the photographer that knocks him off his high horse… and subsequently off his feet.

this is the rewrite of my 2016 autumn exchange fic with added scenes. about 8.5k words. slightly nsfw towards the end and if you read this far you might as well…

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Sans got so scared he opened his mouth

Bonus:

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Sana defending/talking about the Girl Squad in Humble.

  • john: *takes sherlock to angelos for dinner and then walks with him to bart's*
  • john: *lets go of sherlocks hand (much to sherlocks disagreement) and gets down on one knee*
  • sherlock: *for once doesn't know what's happening*
  • john: *pulls out the ring and gets on one knee*
  • sherlock: *confused face*
  • john: sherlock, you're the man that i love more than any other man-
  • sherlock: yes john i love you too
  • john: i'm not done. you're the person who made my life good again after the war, you're the man who i pretended not to love for a long time-
  • sherlock: yes john i remember when you were pretending to be straight you had the moustache and the wife.
  • john: SHERLOCK LET ME FINISH
  • sherlock: o_o
  • john:
  • john: ok, you are helping me raise my child, honestly she's not my child she's our child. you keep my life interesting and save me from myself, basically i just love you A LOT
  • sherlock: *kind of starting to get it*
  • john: so, would you marry me?
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • john: alright its getting a bit scary now
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • john: so no?
  • sherlock: *knocks john over with a hug and they're just laying there in front of bart's in the street*
  • sherlock: yes.

other FO Star Destroyers 

the Finalizer

Someone please talk to me about the fact that King Butterfly knows what it means for a princess to be evaluated, and that fact that Baby annoys him because she eats all of his food, and why does that sound familiar, oh yeah, because that’s exactly how Baby treated Marco.

It’s all too easy to imagine a young Moon Butterfly, nearly fifteen years old and dreading her first evaluation. She pours over her spellbook, determined to memorize everything, and frowns when Glossaryck says, “You’re not ready for that one” because Glossaryck is always so honest, even when his words cut deep.

“Has a princess ever failed her evaluation?” she asks. Her voice is steady, practiced, and proper, undaunted by disappointment or hardship.

“Yes,” Glossaryck replies. “And even if they hadn’t, who’s to say that you couldn’t be the first?”

She doesn’t blink at that, doesn’t give him the satisfaction of seeing her flinch. She will, later, many years down the line, when Chauncey falls in battle and the whole world is crumbling apart, she’ll show Glossaryck just how deeply things affect her and just how hard she can cry, but for now there’s only one person she shares those things with, and he’s well outside the palace walls.

River is quite something to see in his youth, fearsome and fearless and strong. Most would say he has hair like sunlight but it’s always reminded Moon of the stars, shining yellow and bright alongside her namesake. He’s so different from her own family, so wild and loud; he says exactly what he’s thinking and doesn’t hide it behind guile and double-meanings, false smiles and polite words. He introduces the revolutionary concept that it is alright to express one’s emotions, to shout when one is angry, or declare one’s love in the middle of a tourney, because the princess has bested many monsters and he hopes to one day be as capable as she.

Moon doesn’t admit, at first, how nervous she is or how frightened, but River can tell. River’s learned to read the way she holds her hands, or the way her mouth thins out to silently reflect what she’s feeling, and he pulls her away from the rowdy, rude Johansen clan and wraps his arms around her.

In time, they return to the palace. River likes it here about as much as Moon likes the Johansen’s; he can see it from her point of view, appreciate it in a way, because it’s a symbol of Mewman tradition, steeped in ceremony and significance. These things are as vital and natural to Moon as breathing, but to River it will never quite feel like home.

They lock themselves in the kitchen and delight in roast boar and little pastries that River cannot name but also cannot stop eating. It’s here that Baby finds them, and here that Moon’s evaluation begins; Baby asks her to pass an apple from the counter and Moon hesitates, her hands folded, her mouth thin.

Suddenly, River picks up the apple and tosses it. It flies over Baby’s shoulder and splatters against the wall, and River laughs from deep inside his gut and cries, “Do I pass? Am I a princess?”

The corners of Moon’s mouth curve ever slightly upwards, and all at once her fear is gone, because no matter how poorly she does, it won’t be as bad as that.

I hope he at least called out sick the next day

Usually, The Gorilla is absent for an akuma attack.  I’ll bet he wishes he was this time.


I know he’s used to being walked all over, but srsly.


Also, Chat Noir is SAVAGE


Bonus:

Nino:  …did Chat Noir just straight up murder someone…? 
LB: *shrugs*  Moving on…

Don’t worry, Nino.  He’s safe as long as this is a kid’s show.


Simon Says / Jackady 

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#Helsinkihandhold <3

I know I said this last season but grimmons is going to be confirmed by the end of season 15