doesn't help that i'm sick

anonymous asked:

SO LIKE, if you're trying to get someone a birthday cake from A DIFFERENT STATE maybe try and at LEAST CALL A DAY IN ADVANCE??? Like, lady, it's not my fault you wait til the last minute, please stop talking over me. I can't personally deliver it for you and no, why in the SHIT would I have a competing bakery name/number off the top of my head??? Smdh, it doesn't help that I'm sick and had like three other shitty customers before this dumbass 😒

yknow what trope writers have to stop using already

the one where a het couple gets married and the wife is freaking out and it’s always like:

“husband you dont understand! every little girl dreams of this moment for their entire lives and it needs to go perfectly!” 

and the husband is all: 

“honey would you relax everything is gonna be fine” 

and then he turns to his buddy like: 

“can you believe how crazy they get? last night she was crying because the roses were red instead of white.”

not only does it play into the “all women are crazy” stereotype, getting married isn’t every single girl’s life long ambition, and if it is then there’s nothing wrong with wanting that day to go as perfectly as you deserve it to be.

also there’s nothing funny about the person you’re deciding to spend the rest of your life with not giving a rat’s ass about the day that should be just as important to them as it is to you.

So I just watched Celeste and Jesse Forever and I would like to say WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THIS IS BULLSHIT WHY THE FUCK DOES THE BELGIAN CHICK GET THE GUY WHY IS CELESTE ALONE AND I KNOW I ALWAYS WANTED A MOVIE WHERE THE CHEESY DORKY QUIRKY WHITE STRAIGHT COUPLE ACTUALLY DOESNT GET TOGETHER BUT I DIDNT WANT IT LIKE THIS