doesn't have to be funny

i want a fic where louis’ step-dad owns a ranch and harry’s a farmhand and louis totally doesn’t have a thing for watching him getting sweaty and having to take his shirt off. but like he uses the excuse of bringing harry something to drink ‘because you looked thirsty’ just so he could go out and talk to him. it becomes a habit and his stepdad is like 'stop bugging my workers’ but harry is like 'it’s no problem i actually enjoy his company’ which makes louis so happy he actually blushes when harry says that. so when harry has his lunch break louis starts to bring out food for them to eat together they start talking and talking and louis finds out harry is the sweetest sweetie who is charming and funny and that he loves to bake and all this other stuff that makes louis like him even more. then one day louis just blurts out 'do you want to go out with me’ .

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Coccinelle meets Black Cat.

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LINDSAY AND HALSTEAD IN EVERY EPISODE || A War Zone (4x05)  

Listen, what you two went through and what you carry is real. And you know that if you ever need my help carrying it, you just have to ask me.

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…I can not believe that with my own two eyes I’m actually seeing Kai stopping Suho from touching Sehun while posing for a damn chicken ad.

Questioning Mika's sexual orientation
  • Ferid: Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself
  • Mika: ...
  • Krul: ...mind your own business, Bathory
  • Ferid: But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long
  • Krul: I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake
  • Ferid: Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?
  • Mika: ..a little
  • Ferid: See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!
  • Krul: ...
  • Ferid: Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥
  • Krul: HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU
  • Ferid: Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him
  • Mika: ...fuck you, Ferid
  • Krul: SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?
  • Ferid: Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -
  • Mika: Yes. I prefer staying with Krul
  • Ferid: *gasps*
  • Krul: HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ferid: MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
  • Mika: ...good
  • Ferid: HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!
  • Krul: Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me
  • Mika: *nods*
  • Krul: ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree
  • Ferid: A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-
  • Krul: For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU
  • Ferid: But why?
  • Krul: Because I don't trust you
  • Ferd: Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?
  • Krul: Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?
  • Mika: What...?
  • Krul: BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE
  • Ferid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?
  • Krul: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL
  • Mika: ...
  • Ferid: LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?
  • Krul: NO HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: YES HE IS
  • Krul: NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?
  • Krul: HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE
  • Ferid: MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!
  • Krul: HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!
  • Mika: ...
  • Mika: *inhales*
  • Mika: I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths
  • Mika: *leaves*
  • Ferid & Krul: ...
  • Ferid: *whispering* He's definitely gay
  • Krul: ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory
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Okay Howard Stern, are you finished?