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The Baudelaire’s refusal to be grateful for their unfortunate events seemed like such a good message for kids - so I made a thing.


* Believe it or not Grillby is a snuggle bug when it comes to sleeping, and heh, you sure don’t need a blanket when you’re sleeping with someone so HOT 

* (( … who wouldn’t want to keep their small skeleton boyfriend warm… ))

My friends and I have been absolutely obsessed with @kazliin until my feet bleed and heart break! My friend actually drew this scene from when they first met right before Victor broke Yuuris heart for the first time. (Posting for her because she doesn’t have a tumblr)

You know you're tickling trash when...

…your mind is constantly fixated on how many ways you could be tickled (lees), tickle others (lers) or both (switches) and you have little to no way to sate that interest you. Just. C r a v e.

I would like to point out Flynn’s very own constructed staircase. Made with wood and bicycle tires. That’s very nice, Flynn. I bet you got an A+ in Croatian shop class.

Jim Gordon has accepted that it is literally impossible to get any of the Batkids’ attention if the K-9 unit is around.

Well… I would have thought she’d have the decency to keep it to herself,” Carrot said finally. “I mean, I’ve nothing against females, I’m pretty certain my step-mother is one, but I don’t think it’s very clever, you know, to go around drawing attention to the fact.”
“Carrot, I think you’ve got something wrong with your head,” said Angua.
“I think you may have got it stuck up your bum.

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

I’ve only read Feet of Clay once before, about 6 years ago on my first read through of the Watch books, and while I liked it I find whenever I go to re-read one of those I always gravitate to the later ones (Fifth Elephant, Night Watch, and Thud are my favourite Discworld novels).  But now I’m remembering all the bits that are so good.

Carrot is a wonderful, kind, generous, good person.  This scene comes immediately after he talked to Dorfl about how he, as a golem, deserved to be treated as a person and that what was being done to golems is wrong.  He treated Dorfl with more respect and personhood than anyone else in the city.  And then immediately after there’s this conversation, where his dwarfish upbringing becomes clear and shows how even well-meaning and kind people can say bigoted things out of ignorance.  Of course, Carrot being Carrot, he is totally supportive as soon as he wraps his head around the concept.  I just think it’s nice because a) Carrot is so good that little fuck ups like this prove he isn’t totally perfect and b) is evidence that sometimes people say hurtful things out of ignorance, not malice, and they just need to be educated.

Additionally, Cheery has unknowingly made quite a few prejudiced comments about Angua.  I find it so endearing that even though Cheery has stated she hates werewolves and Angua has every reason to believe Cheery would reject her if the truth came out, she’s still being a fantastic friend and helping her through the whole femininity thing.  Cheery called Angua’s species savage monsters who can’t be trusted, and Angua responded by giving her makeup advice and calling Carrot on his shit when he doesn’t respect her gender identity.  Angua, you are fantastic.

And! Even though Angua is fantastic, she also makes quite a few prejudiced remarks about golems!  People are prejudiced against her for being undead, but then she responds by being prejudiced about the unalive.   I usually think of Jingo and Thud! as being the Watch novels about racial tension, but I forgot how much Feet of Clay comments on bigotry.  And the bigotry doesn’t just come from antagonists - it’s our protagonists, the characters we love, saying these things and having the prejudices challenged and gosh I just love it a lot.



Some re-design (ish) things I sketched. X3 For some reason, lately I’ve been thinking about Danny Phantom getting a reboot that’s got more of a serious undertone while still conserving stupid puns and jokes. I was actually looking at anna-cattish ’s blog and I wanted a reboot to look like some of her art. It’s beautiful. :3 Anyway, I’d love a dp reboot that’s less afraid of angst and serious themes.


@naiadkitty reminded me that I’ve been remiss in posting pics of our new puppy here for non-Facebook folks. Meet Ahsoka! She’s about eleven weeks old and has only one rule: everything must go in her mouth.

anonymous asked:

I have a bone to pick with Mr. Archie Andrews. In the first two episodes, when Betty told him that she had feelings for him, he made it pretty clear that he didn't see her in that light. He only loved her as a best friend. Then in the finale he told her that part of him always thought that they would end up together. Boy, bye! You're annoying and you had your chance.

Listen. Archie needs to BACK OFF.
“I have no romantic feelings for you whatsoever but OMG ARE WE NOT GONNA END UP TOGETHER?!”

creppadate  asked:

Headcannon that Sammy can't run. At all. I mean, he doesn't have feet, he shuffles wherever he walks and I don't think It's the easiest thing in the world to run when you have weights for legs. I bet if he did try running, he'd just fall on his face

Definitely, his “feet” probably fuse to the floor a little with each step. Poor bastard probably couldn’t have escaped Bendy even if he tried.


ahaha wait, what the heck…? how does UNDYNE know anything about all that…?

i think alphys more than anyone would be very understanding of when someone makes a mistake or keeps a secret. but just what kind of mistakes were happening when they were all underground…?

this is another page that was originally 2 pages of 3 and 4 panels respectively, then combined into 1. so it’s technically like getting two pages! i guess. sorry if it’s one-page updates for awhile. it’s a busy time of year!

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perfectingfaith  asked:

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who cringes whenever I see sockless Cole. I try to be optimistic and think that he's got those low ankle socks underneath, but otherwise all I can think of is smelly feet.

It’s become a bit of a running joke on my blog. 

Ask anyone. I’m a bit crazy about Cole wearing socks.

Who are these stylists that keep putting him in fancy shoes without socks?

And don’t even get me started on Dylan not wearing them. *shakes head*