doesn't apologize for shit

don’t let it consume me (unless i am brought closer to you)

Summary: Marcus knows he and happiness do not go hand in hand

Rating: T

Genre: Angst (with a happy ending), Denial of Feelings, minor character death (v brief), it’s a bit lighter than this i promise

Words: 1256

A/N: For @provocative-envy‘s birthday!! Hippy Bathday, I hope it’s been great so far!!

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I think the problem with the whole situation right now is that Scanlan fundamentally misunderstands how he hurt Vox Machina and is apologizing for the wrong reason

Of all the shit I love about the s2 finale I think my favorite is that both the writers and Alec do think/expect Magnus to apologize.

Like, fucking legit. Bless the writers. Magnus owes zero apologies to Alec. He was trying to save his people. Like lol Alec literally doesn’t know what it’s like to be a downworlder and Magnus was doing what he needed to do. And as for Magnus being petty and angry well guess fucking what the guy he’s in love with kept info from him about a sword that had already and would again DECIMATE HIS PEOPLE!

He’s allowed to be angry. And no he doesn’t need to apologize.

I’m genuinely grateful that the writers and Alexander Lightwood understand these things.

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Shinoa brings Yuu to a Maid Cafe!AU 

Omake:

how the signs apologize
  • aries: *scoff* yea i /guess/ im sorry...
  • taurus: lol oops
  • gemini: oh man i am so deeply offended that i even thought about hurting someone like you that is suCH A MASSIVE PISSBABY CALM DOWN
  • cancer: literally repeats "im sorry" for thirteen years straight
  • leo: what the fuck i don't have anything to apologize for???
  • virgo: ugh im so sorry i just want so badly to convey to you that i apologize
  • libra: i am sorry, but i want you to know i was still right.
  • scorpio: i am shit and you need to wipe me from your ass to be free of me.
  • sagittarius: oh shit i did that? sorry mate
  • capricorn: *doesn't apologize for anything ever*
  • aquarius: they never do anything wrong tbh
  • pisces: i AM SO SO SOS oS OOOO SO SO SORRY ARE YOU HURT HOW CAN I CARE FOR YOU I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR SHOE I AM SO SORRY
[When Daichi and Asahi want to make peace after an argument]
  • Daichi: Say Asahi I'm so sorry and I don't want to fight again.
  • Suga: [to Asahi] Daichi says you're a crybaby and wants to fight you forever.
  • Asahi: oh... Tell him it's okay, I'm not mad at him...
  • Suga: [to Daichi] Asahi says you're a shit of a captain and doesn't accept your apologies.
signs in an argument
  • aries: yeah, well....... *can't think of a good comeback* fuck you!
  • taurus: *thinks of really good comeback* *doesn't say it bcus they're worried about ruining friendship*
  • gemini: *spits out all of your secrets and insecurities in front of everyone*
  • cancer: *cries*
  • leo: stfu, i do everything better than you, you're an idiot
  • virgo: *stares silently thinking "i'm better than you, sooo"*
  • libra: they wouldn't. they hate confrontation. if they're caught up in one, they apologize and then talk shit later on
  • scorpio: *doesn't say anything throughout, but plots revenge for later*
  • sagittarius: shut your bitch ass up, it's not my fault you do this, this and this *lists all of their flaws*
  • capricorn: *makes snarky, awful comments and regrets it later*
  • aquarius: *pulls out facts and figures for back up*
  • pisces: *bluntly says what you're doing wrong and cries*
signs in an argument
  • aries: yeah, well....... *can't think of a good comeback* fuck you!
  • taurus: *thinks of really good comeback* *doesn't say it bcus they're worried about ruining friendship*
  • gemini: *spits out all of your secrets and insecurities in front of everyone*
  • cancer: *cries*
  • leo: stfu, i do everything better than you, you're an idiot
  • virgo: *stares silently thinking "i'm better than you, sooo"*
  • libra: they wouldn't. they hate confrontation. if they're caught up in one, they apologize and then talk shit later on
  • scorpio: *doesn't say anything throughout, but plots revenge for later*
  • sagittarius: shut your bitch ass up, it's not my fault you do this, this and this *lists all of their flaws*
  • capricorn: *makes snarky, awful comments and regrets it later*
  • aquarius: *pulls out facts and figures for back up*
  • pisces: *bluntly says what you're doing wrong and cries*

sexcumstache  asked:

you need to not get so fucking offended over a joke. If you really wanna attack someone go after Daniel tosh for joking about rape, not a YouTuber who literally has apologized for what he did and obviously is starting fresh. Get over it it's not that big a deal and if an apology doesn't mean shit to YOU. Then don't expect anyone to accept an apology from you. You get what you receive, and one day karma is gonna fuck you over.

Fellow white girl of tumblr sexcumstache believes Blackface and racism is a “joke.” I’m pretty sure if we dig deep enough we can find rape jokes Shane Dawson has made as well. I’m not the one who made racist videos for 5 years, so if anyone has karma to worry about it’s Shane. 

BYE FELICIA.