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First tattoo advices

One of the asks I get more often is about how to approach tattoos for the first time. What to have, where, from who, what to expect,  how to deal with the artists and more, a lot of people are still a bit scared and confused from the whole tattoo thing. Most of the time their asks can have no answer, since things like subjects, placement, paint tolerance etc. are all pretty personal. But I’ll try to put down some guidelines, mixed with personal experiences, that will hopefully help makes things less stressfull and confused at least for someone.

(pic: Rodrigo Souto at work. Black outlines are usually tattooed first, then the black shading. Colors cames last. )

Is it the right time for it?
Usually, if you are underage, you can’t get tattooed without parents permission. I suppose it changes from one country to another, depending on the laws. Legal or not, getting a tattoo when you are still really young will reveal a bad idea most of the times. Even if you get tattooed from a pro, even if your tattoos looks good, there’s a high probability your taste will change soon, and so will your life priorities.
At 14 I was impressed from Clooney’s tattoos in From Dusk Till Dawn. I was convinced a tribal bodysuit was a badass option. Then, a few times later, I thought  Tom Gugliotta’s (what was I thinking? He wasn’t even that good as a player… :D) barbed wire armband was really cool too. At eighteen I though that let an apprentice tattooer I knew doing both my arms in his kitchen for a hundred bucks was a great idea. None of that happened, lucky me. Times were different, there was no internet (I mean of course there was, but it wasn’t like it is now), the only chance to know something about tattoos were through the magazines. I had my first tattoo at 24. A bit late, I know, I’m not suggesting you to wait that much. But still, even if I had it from a really good artist and still looks good, it’s not in the style I’m into now.

Will your tattoos affect your social interactions and your career? Yes and no. The older you are, the more you know about how you’ll live your life. But being tattooed brings no more the prejudices it used to. People are slowly getting used to them. I mean, if you want to run a bank, a face tattoo will probably be still an obstacle. But if you live in a big city, probably no one will ever stare at you for a small tattoo on your arm. My first tattoo was on my shoulder/chest, it doesn’t show even if I’m wearing a t-shirt. I went for an easy to hide area mostly to show my parents how wise and focused on the future I was. It wasn’t true, of course, but it helped. ;)

Ok, so just pretend you are old and wise enough for a tattoo. Where do you start?

(pic: Portrait from Dan Molloy. If you want one, be sure to bring a reference pic that is big enough to show all the details your artist will need)

Chosing the right artist
What style are you into? It can be hard to decide at first, but the more you look at good tattoos, the more your taste for them will be defined. This can probably help too. And then you have to find the right artist.
If you want to get tattooed, no doubt this will be the biggest challenge, and probably the most important. This choice will affect not only the final result, but the whole experience. A good artist, in a safe, positive environment, will make the whole journey something you’ll like to remember.

How do you know an artist is the one? It’s hard to say. Your taste, your knowledge, needs to be trained, a lot, to be able to tell a good artist from a mediocre one. I’ve “studied” this things for years. my nerd side definitely helped, and now a few pics of someone’s works are enough for me to know if an artist is someone to consider o not. Drawing skills are a good start, but I look for someone with good taste for colors, compositions, visual art in general. Roses are usually a good test. Or woman faces. If you want to find someone good, be prepared to go through tons of crappy portfolios. Or you can drop me a line, it can be helpful too. ;)

(pic: Dane Mancini tattooing free hand. Sometime the artists can draw the whole design (or a few details of it) on the skin with a marker, following their ceativity)

The subjects and the placement
I get a lot of asks about what to get tattooed too. No one can tell you what you should wear on your skin. Look for good art, and just get inspired. And then a good artist will help you to turn your ideas into something pleasant to look and to wear.

Let’s skip fast the “should I bring the design?” part. The answer is a big no. Even if you are amazing at drawing. Even if it does have a deep meaning for you cause your best friend draws it. No. Tattoo designs are different from drawings for a ton of reasons. Let tattoo artists do their job.

When you are considering a subject, don’t fill the concept with too much stuff. I mean, you want a ship, and a lighthouse, and an anchor, and a rose. It’s already more than you need. Don’t ask the artist to add a dagger, and a dog, and your grandma’s name, and your first bike, all on the same design. The less you put into it, the more he/she will have the creative space to create something great. If you want a text, please reconsider it. And read this first.

And please, forget all the tv shows shit about how everything you get tattooed must have a sad story, a deep meaning behind it, how every detail must be symbolic and represent something. 
Like if you want a rose, and you love your family, you don’t need a single petal for each brother/sister/cousin/dog. Just have a good looking, damn rose. The meaning behind it will be as strong as your intention, no matter what.

You have a sad/positive reason to get tattoed? Great. You don’t? Who cares. Tattoos looks great, and this is the only reason you need. ;)

(pic: Matt Adamson’s design. On the left, the stancil he used to have a trace of it on the skin.)

Book for it.
If the shop is close to you, go talk them in person. Someone will take care of you. A phone call is a good idea too. Or send the shop an email. Messages on facebook are usually a bad way to get in contact with them. If you still get no answer after a reasonable time, keep trying, don’t be afraid to insist.
Sooner or later, you’ll talk with the artist. Tell him/her what you want, the mood you want your piece to have, what you would like him/her to include, what you like from his/her past works. You can bring references, if you think it would help. Bringing pics of other people’s tattoos as a reference is ok, until you just use them to explain what you want. Asking to copy someone alse’s tattoo is wrong, unethical and pretty lame.

Be prepared to tell them about size and placement. It’s ok to have clear in mind what you want, but when an artist suggest you to change something, is usually for a reason, so try to be open minded about it. Some tattoos can be completed on a single session, some will need more. You need to heal completely, before the artist can continue to work on it, so be prepared to wait at least a few weeks before you can have a new session.
Some artist will send a sketch to you days before your appointment, to check if you are ok with it. But it’s not rare to see them finish it while you are already at the shop to get tattooed. Yes, even if you booked for it months before. If you don’t like the design, just ask the artist to change it. But don’t forget they are already working for you, and don’t forget to be respectful.

(pic: Stu Padgin’s print. Go through the artists’ sketchbook if you have the chance to. They usually have tons of great designs still available)

Be ready for it.
If you have done everything as you should, you have nothing to fear about. Protect your skin from sun, a tanned, burned skin can’t be tattooed. Eat something before to start, bring something to drink, but stay away from alcohol from 24h at least. It would cause your blood vessels to dilate, and the tattoo to bleed more. The blood would make harder for the artist to work and to get the ink going deep enough to stay. Bring a friend to the shop with you only if ou really need too (you won’t, trust me), and never more than one. You want your artist to be confortable and focused while is working on you. From now on, it’s up to him/her.

“Does it hurt?”

Yes, it does. How much? It’s impossible to say. Some areas are usually more painful than others, but it depends on your skin, your muscolar conformation, your pain tolerance. Usually, it’s always a pain you can tolerate. Try to focus on your breath, and keep your body relaxed. The less you shake, the easiest will be for the artist to do his/her job. If you need a break, just ask for it.

If the pain is a serious issue for you, just don’t let it be your only concern while you are considering the placement. Of course, starting from your ribs it’s probably not a great idea, but classics spot like arms, legs, or shoulders are good under both the aesthetical and pain aspects. Even if you want a sleeve, you don’t need to plan it from the beginning. If you are not sure of how your body will react, just start with something smaller, and on a less sensitive spot.

In short:

1 - Be sure a tattoo it’s what you want, Consider your lifestile, and the one you wish to have. Keep in mind you’ll need money for it, and it will be painful. Be aware of all the negative and the positive a tattoo will bring in your life. There is nothing to be ashamed of in starting with something small, or on a hidden area, if you need to.

2 -  Don’t go for a cheap one. A tattoo it’s a life committment, and you deserve the best you can have, even if it will take time to find it. Search, get informed, define your taste. And then book with the best.

3 -  Let the artist do his/her job, but still be part of the process. Talk to your artist, let him/her involve you in the creation of your piece. Your tattoo will be meaningful and unique.

4 - Be prepared to the pain, but don’t let it scare you. Be conscious but relaxed and confident. Trust your ability to overcome pain, understand that it’s part of the process, and enjoy the experience for what it is.

5 - Take care of your skin and tattoos! Follow your artist’s instruction, keep it clean, and don’t be afraid to ask the shop for help if you think something is not as it should.

And that’s it, I think. Don’t be afraid.It’s always worth it. ;)

(pic: Steve Moore’s backpiece)

I don’t know why Jungkook is so jealous of Rapmin. Maybe it’s because Jimin looks good standing next to Namjoon. Or maybe it’s the way he tucks right into Namjoon’s side. Or maybe it’s because Namjoon really likes to wrap his arm around Jimin’s tiny waist and pulls him close whenever he can. Nah, I totally know why he’s salty: Rapmin is hot as hell and Jungkook knows it. 

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ACOWAR Spoilers here

I know I said I would, but I need to talk about some of all these feels ACOWAR gave me, so my heart will remain in one piece. Soo…

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!

Seriously, don’t read these if you haven’t read the book. I am being kinda vague some places, and dropping bombs that I think are far more impactful if you read it first. Come back, and nod furiously instead.


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anonymous asked:

steven and connie

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…

Drinks all of the coffee: They’re too young for coffee n o. Even when they’re older I can’t picture them that into coffee tbh.

Brings up adopting a pet: Steven does already have Lion. Connie would probably bring up a second pet.

Kills the bugs: Connie (Put that sword down)

Cooks the meals: Steven?

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Connie

Initiates the couple selfies: Isn’t it canon that this is Steven

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Hm, I’m going to say maybe Connie?

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Steven pls

Nicknames the other: This is definitely Steven

Thank you!

I'm About To Listen To Dear Evan Hansen for the first time
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> Before starting, I'd like to state all I know about this musical;<p/><b></b> • Someone has a cast?<p/><b></b> • There's a dude named Evan<p/><b></b> • Someone's dead??<p/><b></b> • Wtf? Something about trees?<p/><b></b> • Connor and Evan are an otp, I expect to ship it when I'm finished.<p/><b></b> Ok, lets go!!<p/></p><p/><b>Anybody Have A Map?:</b> <p/><b></b> • It sounds like a mom is telling her kid to not be the weird kid at a new school...<p/><b></b> •This Connor kid sounds like an asshole.... I like him already!<p/><b></b> • Cynthia and Heidi have wicked harmonies just sayin'<p/><b>Waving Through A Window:</b> <p/><b></b> • Wtf does driving have to do with anything???<p/><b></b> • Ok this songs nice<p/><b></b> • This is the good shit holy shit<p/><b>For Forever:</b> <p/><b></b> • I'm only 50 seconds in right now, and I hope he's talking about him and Connor (or him and Evan? I can't differentiate the voices whoops)<p/><b></b> • HE LOOKS AROUND AND SAYS TO ME THERES NO WHERE ELSE ID RATHER BE AND I SAY ME TOO<p/><b></b> • THERES THE GAY SHIT I WANTED<p/><b></b> • YEP. I SHIP IT.<p/><b></b> • YEEEEEEEEEEET<p/><b></b> • the song is gETTING CLIMATIC AND IM GETTING SCARED<p/><b></b> • SHIT HE FELL<p/><b></b> • "buddy"<p/><b></b> • THIS IS BEAUTIFUL<p/><b>Sincerely, Me:</b> <p/><b></b> • I THINK OF YOU EACH NIGHT SKJSZBKBZSKSJDKDHHXSJDG<p/><b></b> • THIS TOOK SUCH A TURN OMFG<p/><b></b> • WAIT WHO THE FUCK IS JARED<p/><b></b> • SO WAIT. WHO SAID THE NIPPLE THING?!<p/><b></b> • THIS JARED IS AWESOME OMFG<p/><b></b> • *sends pictures of trees*<p/><b></b> • This so catchy 😂<p/><b></b> • NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY DSSJSSNSN<p/><b>Requiem:</b> <p/><b></b> • CONFESSION - I've heard this song before (once) but I didn't understand any of it<p/><b></b> • It starts out sounding really different compared to the other songs....<p/><b></b> • Who tf is Zoe?<p/><b></b> • OH ZOE IS CONNOR'S SISTER<p/><b></b> • why does Connor's dad(?) sound good, that threw me off<p/><b></b> • WAIT IS CONNOR DEAD?! WAHT.<p/><b>If I Could Tell Her:</b> <p/><b></b> • I'm still mourning give me a minute<p/><b></b> • Yeah, I'm going to assume Connor's dead cause they use past tense<p/><b></b> • THIS IS SO PURE???
The Problem With Supergirl...

is that Melissa Benoist would have smoldering, kill me now levels of chemistry with a stack of wet cardboard boxes.

Which makes it every confusing to decide who to ship her with, because you could ship her with anyone*.

*Except Winn, because the only thing keeping Winn from being a walking stereotype is the lack of a Trilby and a Vape.

You’re Back

               Keith stared down at Shiro who was still recovering from the drugs that the military had forced into his system when they found out about his robotic arm. The adrenaline that had been coursing through his system during the rescue was starting to wear off. He was so tired and having trouble comprehending the person laying in his bed after so long. It didn’t seem to be a big deal when Shiro had been assigned the mission with Matt and his father. Keith was prepared to wait for him to return and be finished with his own training at the academy.

               Tears welled in Keith’s eyes. He’d missed Shiro so much and when he heard the news of their expedition and how they’d gone missing, he couldn’t believe it. He knew something far more mysterious had happened. Keith supposed that was when he’d started to get reckless. He didn’t care about his superiors who were doing absolutely nothing to go out and help them. He didn’t care about the academy or the military if he was just an expendable tool to them. The last thing he’d gotten before Shiro had gone missing was a tired good morning kiss and a sleepy breakfast on his part.

               Shiro groaned and shifted in bed. Keith wiped furiously at his eyes, trying to stop the tears that had decided to freely pour down his cheeks. He turned his back to Shiro as soon as he saw his head turn towards him and his eyes flutter open.

               “Keith?” Shiro murmured. He sighed happily. “Keith.”

               Keith heard the rustle of the blanket being thrown back and sniffed. He couldn’t face him, not yet. He heard Shiro stand from the bed, springs creaking and walk up behind him.

               “Keith?” he sounded uncertain.

               Keith turned to him and watched Shiro’s eyes widen as he took in his tear-streaked face and the tears that were still spilling from his eyes. “Shiro,” he said, voice sounding broken, even to him. “You’re back.”

               Shiro raised his hands and cupped Keith’s face between his palms gently, as he always had. “Yes, I’m back.” He brought their lips together in a hesitant kiss that quickly grew passionate. It was almost as if they had to rediscover each other after having been separated for so long. If this was still something that they wanted. If they still craved each other. They did. So much.

               Keith broke the kiss far too soon and fisted his hands in Shiro’s shirt. He leaned up against his lover and sobbed openly. Shiro wrapped his arms around him and gripped him tightly to him.

               “Shh. It’s okay, Keith. I’m here, I’m back. Shh.”

               Shiro’s reassuring words just made him sob harder. “I-I never thought that I’d see you again. I thought I was going to be left alone. Again. I thought I’d lost everything that I’d cared about. There wasn’t anything left for me”

               Shiro’s heart tightened and he gripped Keith that much harder, intent on never letting him go as he remembered the conversations the two of them had had about Keith’s life and what had transpired. It wasn’t always pretty. “I never wanted to leave you. I’m so sorry that I was gone so long and caused you so much pain. This is my fault and I’m so sorry.”

               Keith shook his head where he had it pressed against Shrio’s chest. He hiccuped. “N-not your fault.”

               “Keith. Keith,” Shiro said, trying to coax the other man from where he was hiding in his chest. Keith slowly raised his eyes and Shiro smiled at him in the way he’d missed so much over the years. He brought their lips together in a chaste and loving kiss, trying to convey all of his feelings and how much he’d missed the other man while he was away. Shiro stroked his thumbs across Keith’s cheeks, wiping the tears as they finally slowed their descent. He was never going to be separated from the man he loved again. They’d lost too much time already and he wasn’t about to let any more be taken from them so unjustly.

Little baby boy, aw, mama loves u. *insert gentle kisses here*

IAM THE GUY IN THE SECOND PART LIKE “hold up, who said you could put it down, let’s just, yup. THAT’S IT YOU GIGGLY BABY YOU, LOOK AT THAT BODY AND YOUR LITTLE TAPED FINGERS, I LOVE YOU,” And yes, the guy in the second part of the gif said all that, no you don’t need proof, it’s science. 

giGGLY BABY OHMGOD He looks so good in red, wow, and look at that fucking watch it’s so big 

BRing on the smoulder. - From that one movie I cannot remember the name of because I HAVE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF MOVIEQUOTES BOUNCING IN MY HEAD BUT THE WORST MEMORY AT THE SAME TIME????? 

Everytime I see any of the people doing this I automatically think of that happy llama song, it is drilled into my brain, there is no stopping it I’M SORRY. (not really, cause I like that song.) 

… Daddy.

PEW PEW PEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW I shoot u. WAIT I REMEMBER THE MOVIE NOW, TANGLED, IT’S TANGLED HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT yes. 

This picture. This fucking picture. THIS FUCKING PICTURE IS SO GOD DAMNED GREAT AND IT IS A BLESSING AND JUST WOW okay, I’m cool, I’m calm. EXCEPT NOT REALLY CAUSE LOOK AT THAT GRAY SWEATER AND ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE (not so little) MUSCLE BUT YOU CAN SEE IT ON THE RIGHT TOO AND WHEN A GUY WEARS A SWEATER LIKE THAT AND YOU SEE MUSCLE, GOOD SHIT, THAT’S GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE, 1111110000/10 PLEASE WEAR THIS OUTFIT AGAIN. 

L e a t h e r   D a d d y   h o l y f u c k i n g s h i t 

I know that’s  just the door behind him, but at first glance it looks like a piercing AND HOW GOOD WOULD FINNEGAN LOOK WITH CARTILAGE PIERCINGS HOLY FUCK I WOULD LIKE PLS. (bonus, I love his taped hands, like sometimes I just imagine getting fingered with that tape on his hands, I’m sorry, I”M SORRY VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

I SHIP THEM, SHIT I LOVE THEM SO HARD, WHAT IS THEIR SHIP NAME, I D G A F I’M MAKING ONE UP NOW IT IS CALLED, GOD’S FUCKING GIFT TO MANKIND. Thank u. 

Ya bb, we all already knew this lmao??? CAtch up???? 

Look at this cutie pie, aw, SAVE A HORSE, RIDE ME.. Even though that doesn’t really make sense. Cause it would be the other way around… WE cAN STILL ATTEMPT, I AM GAME AF. 

Does he have one of those expendo arm thingies, because if so, I agree, I LOVE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE SO FUN LIKE YOU CAN JUST GRAB EVERYTHING AND PEOPLE GET PISseD AT YOU WHEN YOU GRAB THEIR STUFF AND wow, he is great.

*insert Seth and Finn ship name here, because I’m pretty sure now they are my fav ever, don’t touch me*

PLAY ME THEM SICK JAMS BABYCAKES, I AM ALL EARS. okay but just imagine him playing a song for you right, and he starts singing you little songs with that adorable accent adn you’re just there, sobbing and like he just does the little, you know the little whisper I love you thing, but it’s more mouthed than whispered, ya feel me, AND NO I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE, SHUT UP TANYA. 

icouldscratchyourbackbetterthanthat WHAT NO WHAT I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING HAHAHAHA I DON’T HAVE A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BACKS AND IMAGINE MYSELF SCRATCHING THEM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HHAHAHAHAHHAHahaha 

Okay so I got this one off instagram and one of the comments was “look at his hard nipples,” AND OKAY NOW I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THEM BUT THEN LOOK AT HIS FUCKING ABS, SON of a bitcH. 

Look at this. Look at my baby. LOOK AT MY PROUD LITTLE BABY DEMON LION, I AM SO PROUD OF U FOR BUILDING THAT, ILY okay but this boy, he is just one of those guys that is such a giggle dork, like you would do the weirdest, cutest shit together BUT HE WOULD ALSO BE DADDY DOM AFAFAF BECAUSE HOLY HELL, HE CAN SWITCH 180 DEGREES IN LIKE .0023 SECONDS 

*trying hard not to imagine Finn with tattoos BUT HOW HOT WOULD FINN LOOK WITH TATTOOS AND SLEEVES AND HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SO GOOD, I THINK IF HE EVER GOT A SLEEVE IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATE DEATH FOR ME LIKE, RIP MY PUSSY CAUSE no one else would be even getting near it cause no one is on the same boat as tattooed Finn… Except Baron. Cause I love him so much.* 

Ya and vagina loves u back Finnegan. 

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This reminds me of that one snapchat filter, ya know the one THAT LIKE THE EYES GET ALL DROOP BLACK AND IT SCREAMS AND AFTER YOU’RE LIKE “wth just happened?” yeah, this is snapchat filter worthy. 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

“hey Shannon, when are you gonna stop calling people leather daddy?” WHEN ALL THE DADDIES STOP WEARING LEATHER, THAT IS WHEN I AM GOING TO STOP CALLING THEM LEATHER DADDY, WHICH MEANS NEVER, NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR leatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleather *heart eyes motherfucka* 

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JESUS fucking christ FERGAL WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW… no wait. THE BULLET CLUB HAHAHAHAHAH I’m so happy. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

Look at this cutie. LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO. HIS SHIRT HAS FINN BACKWARDS. I love him so much wow, I would be in such a happy relationship with him bc he is such a huge dork and I am a huge dork, BUT DOM. I need that too. Best of both worlds. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

… I have nothing to say to this, he is sweaty and close AND SWEATY AND SMILEY AND HE DOES idk why this is so attractive to me, BUT THE HEAD DIPPY THING AND THEY LIKE SCRATCH THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, i love that so much, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME BKLUSH AND I CAN’T CONTROL IT PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME BECAUSE I AM BLUSHING AND TYPUING FASTER I’M SORRUY 

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Finnegan is pm a lovely little bean who I would gladly let frickle frackle my rackle. Good. Yes, excellent. 


Stay thirsty my friends. @hardcorewwetrash 

anonymous asked:

breathes Fraxus in your ear aaaaahhhh ♥ please more cute stuff?

Fraxus?

You mean… Freed and Laxus?

I’m sorry anon bUT I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM!

THEY’RE NOT EVEN GAY-

HOW CAN I MAKE CUTE STUFF WITH-

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I DON’T LIKE THIS SHIP! FREED SHOULD BE WITH MIRA AND LAXUS SHOULD BE WITH CANA AND-

headcanon laxus likes ponytail freed bc he likes the neck

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NO I- WHAT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE? WHAT IS CUTE ABOUT THAT?

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OKAY BUT

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM WITH KIDS? NOOOO-

(not THOSE kids at least)

someone make a fic of this quick

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LET ME TELL YOU I ALSO TRIED TO IMAGINE THEM AS LADIES AND IT JUST DOESN’T WORK OUT-

holy shit they just reminded me that i’m bi

why are they gorgeous both ways WHY

what are their names? Freida? Lexa? why do i have a feeling that if they were both female, the guys in the fandom would be shipping them nonstop. is2g.

okay fine i give. here’s brooding blanket burrito laxus being comforted by freed.

“why am i still not guild master, freed?”

“where did i go wrong?”

“i’m so strong already and gramps is old who else does he think should be master.”

“what, are we supposed to kill gildarts and mystogan first???”

“oh yea we don’t know where they are.”

“fuck this let’s go back to the guild and take the title by force.”

“STOP SINGING ME A LULLABY I’M TRYING TO THINK HERE”

SGOMEZOFRPH’S FIRST GUIDE : INDIE AND 1X1 ROLEPLAYING 

Hey there, loves! I had this little guide idea in mind for a while though it is a topic that has been stressed time and time again, I thought to make my little addition to it. Hopefully it helps some of you or at least one of you out if you’re new to it or still a little confused by the whole thing.

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In this AU, while Jack is still being a jerk, Holster is the one who shows up at Bitty’s dorm one evening and drags him to the ice to work on his checking.

Mostly he’s doing it because he and Ransom reached an agreement last year. They carefully negotiated times and days in which they would be somewhere other than their room.

During one of those times, bored out of his mind and with nothing to do, Holsters knocks on Bitty’s door. He thinks watching Bitty get almost checked is hilarious and he still thinks they can make a play out of it, so he isn’t exactly there for selfless reasons.

He barely comes close to checking Bitty when he immediately freezes. Holster realizes Bitty is honestly afraid and well, Holster is many things, but he isn’t a complete asshole. Instead of working through it, he makes them just skate and talk for a while, and at first Bitty looks a bit wary but he loosens up.

Their music taste is so similar it’s scary.

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RWBY Vol 4. Ep. 6 Thoughts

- I see everyone’s favorite psycho will be prominently featured
- MY CHILD
- Also Nora, anyone ever tell you your eye shadow is on point? Cuz it is. 
- It’s okay Ruby, I also have the time estimation skills of a small child
- JAUNE YOU DROPPED THE MAP
- Ruby must have started to lift
- In Japanese that would probably be “Demon Lily”. Or “Demon Lesbian”. Either is accurate
- SPEAKING OF JAPANESE, IS THAT KATAKANA AND KANJI I SEE IN THE BACKGROUND?
- HOLY FUCK WE’RE GETTING LIE REN BACKGROUND STORY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
- Wait, so Ren and Nora didn’t grow up together/weren’t from the same village? There goes all those headcanons we had. 
- Seeing Weiss and hearing Casey is literally the most disturbing/disconcerting thing I have ever experienced
- This is not helping Whitley’s case
- Oh my God it’s like being the only Moderate/Liberal at your ultra Conservative family gatherings
- YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HER RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD
- Well hellooooo potential love interest I’m shipping garbage just ignore me
- Why does Weiss seem to always attract the dorky nerds who try to act cool?
- Changed my mind, Henry’s an asshole
- GET ‘EM WEISS
- To anyone that says Jacques isn’t abusive: Clearly Weiss learned SOMEWHERE to be afraid of her father, otherwise she wouldn’t have summoned a boar
- Daddy Ironwood to the rescue
- Okay so will this convince Jacques to let Weiss go to Atlas so that she can learn to control her powers?
- Ruby’s aura was depleted already? Really? I find that hard to believe
- Hi yes, my name is bingbong and my sexuality is Nora fucking wrecking Tyrian
- HE’S A SCORPION FAUNUS??!?!?!?!
- Look I know it’s not time for shipping but look at my children being near each other
- WELL IF IT AIN’T UNCLE QROW MAKING A BIG DAMN DYNAMIC ENTRANCE

Overall: I feel cheated out of Ren’s background story. Gipped I tells ya. The only way to apologize would be to give me the next episode now. 

There is another video we need to talk about… Also someone needs to stop me from making these posts because this is seriously getting out of hand

Joe: Why do you always hit me at the beginning of your videos?!

Because he likes to touch you, Joe, isn’t it obvious

Joe: Why are you not wearing trousers?

Because you took them off of him earlier on

Caspar: Joe?

Joe: Mhm?

How cute is this fml

Caspar: Can you undo my…?

Of course, he’s used to doing it

HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THIS SOMEONE HELP ME

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHENEVER JOE AND CASPAR COME HOME FROM AN EVENT AND JOE HAS TO UNDO CASPAR’S BUTTONS EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD I THINK I NEED TO WRITE ABOUT THIS SOMEONE HELP ME

Caspar likes seeing Joe in things that have his name on it, just to mark him as his own… also, Joe already has a lot of Caspar’s merch already, but he can never own enough of his boyfriend’s merch, can he

Can’t be a Jaspar video without heart eyes

Yeah, in every video Joe does he hugs the other person when they promote their channel

Oh no wait, he doesn’t

Some more highlights from the bloopers:

Joe: There’s maybe even a sneaky reference to Caspar in there, who knows

UM

EXCUSE ME

BUT CAN I JUST

YOU NAMED A BLOODY CHARACTER AFTER YOUR BLOODY SHIP

“should’ve disliked him intensely”

“instead, I felt the opposite way”

OKAY JOE, WE GOT THE MESSAGE, WE GOT IT

Caspar: You’re so funny today

LOOK AT HIS HEART EYES FML

Caspar: makes a bad joke

Joe: finds it hilarious

They always make each other laugh, someone help me

AND SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST:

Joe: Thanks for having me, it’s been a pleasure

Um okay

Caspar: You can say that again

Joe: Thanks for having me… in my own room

UM OKAY

Caspar: Say it one more time, I love it when you say that

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CASPAR

DOESN’T JOE TELL YOU THAT OFTEN ENOUGH

Joe: Thanks for having me, in my own room

I think nothing can be added to that