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Mekke øl + mutually failing at talking to their crush because they’re nervous


Kaner came up to me and said, ‘you had two tonight?’ And I said yeah, and he goes, ‘all right, I’m gonna get it to you’, and he did.” - Ryan Hartman, 1st career hat trick 

apparently rough-sketching scenes from disney aus is my ~thing now, so here’s a snapshot of cinderella, based on the 2015 movie. maybe this will become a series, who knows!

(with proper capitalization for reading ease bc this got wayyy longer than i meant for it to, whoops)

The first time Isak meets the prince, he doesn’t know he’s meeting the prince.

This is probably for the better, seeing as he doesn’t so much meet the prince as nearly run the prince down with his horse. Which is mostly Isak’s fault, since he isn’t watching where he is riding as well as he should be, but there are—reasons, if he were pressed to give them. The morning had been crueler than usual and the ride to the market had been an all-too-appealing promise of escape, even just temporarily. And so Isak had left the breakfast dishes still dripping dry and bolted as fast as he was able, gratefully giving his thoughts and tears to the wind and trusting the horse to guide them both clear.

Maybe not the safest plan, but it has worked fairly well, up until he almost runs into another rider. It happens so quickly—a startled shout, the high cry of another horse, a blur of color suddenly veering to his left—that Isak has little time to do anything but shout “Sorry!” over his shoulder and hope the wind carries it back. He thinks that will be it, until he registers a voice calling behind him, and then a second rhythm of hoofbeats pounding into the forest floor and catching him up.

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A Guide to Break Ups ...

by Congressman Sean Reeves (Political Animals)

Step 1. Marginalize one of their most painful life experiences.

Step 2. Forcefully reject any attempt on their part to make you feel better or touch you.

Step 3. Insist the entire relationship was nothing but sex. There was no emotional attachment on your part.

Step 4. Insist that even the sex was repulsive.

Step 5. Tell them that they are nothing but a joke. Self worth is highly overrated anyway. They don’t need any.

Step 6. In case Step 5 missed it point, reiterate that they aren’t good enough. You want more than they can ever offer.

Personally, at the end of this, I wanted the congressman’s balls on a platter. Unfortunately, we can’t always get what we want.

@steverogersnotebook @onceuponardj @writersblockstanfever @marvel-at-stucky @lbarrsxs  @sebastianstanchrisevansuniverses@f0r-the-l0ve-0f-marvel-men@marvelmistress2015

Clip - “Yousef” - at 12:24, 19.04

Even: Was that a smile?

(Isak and Even make out, Sana enters the classroom)

Sana: Hey!

Isak: Hey.

Even: Hi! So, uh…when do you finish today?

Isak: 15:30

Isak (off screen): But I think I’ll stay a while longer…Get some help with homework. So many tests these days.

(Sana gets a text from Vilde)

Hi! We can come and have a look at the bus on Friday at 15:00.
It’s great because most buses have already been sold so this might be our only chance!
This is what we’ve dreamed about!

Even: Can’t you just practise at home?

Isak: I’m not able to practise at home.

Even: Why?

Isak: I can’t practise at home when you’re there.

(Sana texts back to Vilde)


(Isak and Even speaking: sorry can’t catch this..!)

(Sana’s phone buzzes and she picks it up)

Isak: Yes..! When you look at me and stuff..

Even: But I promise I won’t look at you.

Facebook: Yousef Acar has sent you a friend request

Isak: Then what’s the use, Even? For me to practise at home if you don’t look at me?

Even: That’s true..

(Sana checks out his profile, then immediately gets a message from him)

Even: Is this the way it’s gonna be? That you’re out working and I just sit at home waiting for you?

Facebook message from Yousef:
Thought of you when I saw this.
(GoT pic with caption: Who run the world? Russegirls.)
Fuck haters, you go girl

Isak: It’s not weird that I work a lot, I’m thinking about our future together. One of us does need to-

Even: Watch what you’re about to say..!

Isak: -have income.

Even: An income? Yeah, but it doesn’t mean that you’ll get a good income by attending school.

Isak: What’s the logic there?

Even: Well, just look at all the..the richest people in the world dropped out of school.

Isak: That’s like one person.

Even: At least-

Isak: It’s Al Gore.

Even: -three.

Isak: Anyone who drops out is like “Did you know Al Gore actually didn’t go to school much? And he got rich! So I’m just not gonna go to school and become just like Al Gore!”.

Even: Bill Gates, Steve Jobs..

Isak: Bill Gates? Al Gore..(inaudible)

(Sana looks at Yousef’s pictures, lost in her thoughts. After a while students starts entering the classroom, Even walks by Sana to leave.)

Isak: Who’s that?

Sana: Nobody.

Isak: Isn’t one of those guy’s name Mikael, or something?

(Sana shrugs)

Isak: Mikael…How do you know them?

Teacher (off screen): If everyone could quiet down so we can start the lesson.

(Sana gestures to Isak to keep quiet and listen to the teacher. Isak looks at her while she ignores him.)

I’ve probably missed a lot, I’ll try to come back and “listen for it” later, don’t have time now. But hey! Things are getting interesting, no? Maaan I’m wondering where this is going..! And what a cute mirror of Isak in season 3 <3

I have a theory about how/when LeFou came out to Gaston. I don’t necessarily believe it myself but it fits into canon, makes sense, and is pretty interesting to think about.

Okay so first let’s go over what we know is canon:

  • During the Gaston song Gaston doesn’t know LeFou is gay “how come no girl has snatched you up yet?”
  • They don’t have any time alone between the Gaston song and tying up Maurice scene because Maurice was with them the whole time
  • Fast forward to next time we see them at Gaston’s Tavern
  • As they walk in, LeFou is talking about his feelings “It’s not too late to go back, every time I close my eyes I see Maurice stranded there.” This implies emotional intimacy between them before this scene begins
  • Manipulation scene and “do you want to be next” heavily implies that Gaston knew

Something happened between the Maurice incident and the mob scene.

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Cooking lessons with the Saviour!! 

look i’m no expert but i think the lgbt+ community needs to stick together and stop it with whatever gatekeeping bs is going on. there’s always going to be some intracommunity fights and ~*discourse*~, sure, but recent events are a horrifying reminder that nobody wants to be lgbt+ just for fun. please stop it with the ‘you need to be thiiis gay to ride’ mentality. there is no official community registration or badge or stamp. if you’re young and confused and need a place to belong, you do. if you’re aro and/or ace and feel excluded everywhere, you shouldn’t be. if you’re intersex or if your gender is being weird, you’re not alone. as for allies, here’s a reminder they used to be (and may still be) human shields, and that many allies might actually be closeted lgbt, or questioning, and it’s a safe way for them to access the community. ally is a title that is given, not taken, and i’ve seen some bad self-proclaimed allies around, but there’s no need to make the community unsafe for anyone.

we can’t afford to fall apart. we need to take care of each other because we’re all hurting in some way. there’s a quote from the time of the norwegian tragedy five years ago that goes ‘if one man can show this much hate, imagine how much love we can show together’


Just in case any of you guys needed to hear someone say that they believe in you today. 
Please know that I believe in you all too. You’re all capable of so much more then you even realize. There’s a lot of terrible negative things in the world that make you feel like you’re not good enough no matter how hard you try or that you don’t deserve happiness in life for whatever reason. But that’s not ever true! I may not know you all personally but no matter what you think or how people make you feel you still 100% deserve happiness in life and to love who you are and feel comfortable in your own skin. In my opinion you all matter and have something to offer the universe and the world around you just by existing.  

I love whenever Seán does this in his videos no matter how random it is. xD He doesn’t even need to say this but he does anyway and honestly I extremely appreciate that. It’s so nice to see him try to spread even just a tiny bit more positivity to people. :)

Reasons why I will never see Jacob as the better option for Bella over Edward and why I have a love/hate relationship with him (hate reasons lol):

•Told Charlie about the motorcycles…lol P-E-T-T-Y !!!!! Can he control his jealousy at all?

•What really bugs me is he always says stuff like “Quil really wants to see you!!” …. “Quil likes you!”
This sounds like the “I’m asking for a friend” type of thing. Jacob’s the one with the crush on Bella, but he is literally hiding behind Quil and making Quil look like a 5 year old boy with a crush on his teenage babysitter. Quil doesn’t deserve this. I know Jacob is messing around, but he’s making fun of Quil to make himself look better when he himself has a puppy dog crush on Bella.

• He promised Bella he would never hurt her…and then proceeds to be the one that hurts her the most.

• He never respects Bella’s choices.

• He says he wants to “save Bella” from becoming a monster, but that’s a flimsy coverup for “Love me!! Not him!!”

• Bella ALWAYS made clear on her stance of how she felt about him, but he NEVER respected it like and always crossed the line by holding her hand (which Bella only let him do just so she wouldn’t hurt his feelings) and you know forcibly kissing her or whatever :-)

• He forcibly kissed her after Bella clearly says she was not in love with him.

• He then laughs at the pain she got from punching his face.

• “I hate you, Jacob Black.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”

“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”

“Oh, c’mon,” he said, all cheery and looking like he was about to start whistling again. “That had to be better than kissing a rock.”

Are you serious? I don’t even need to say anything, but I will. Does he honestly feel like he was doing her a favor by assaulting her?

• “You kissed me back.”

???? *repeatedly slams head on table*

• “Obviously you can’t — that was not kissing back, that was trying to get you the hell off of me, you idiot. ”

He laughed a low, throaty laugh. “Touchy. Almostoverly defensive, I would say.”

Jesus take the wheel PLEASE

• “I really couldn’t say, Jake. Edward is the only person I’ve ever kissed.”

“Besides me.”

“But I don’t count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault.”

“Ouch! That’s cold.”

I shrugged. I wasn’t going to take it back.

“I did apologize about that,” he reminded me.

“And I forgave you … mostly. It doesn’t change the way I remember it.” He muttered something unintelligible.

YIKES DUDE….because apologizing about sexually assaulting someone makes it all better.

• In the movies (I don’t remember if it’s in the books exactly) he talks about the “Leah-Sam-Emily Pain Fest” and how he has to constantly listen to Leah/Sam’s thoughts on their love triangle thing when he literally forces the pack to do the same thing with Edward-Bella-Jacob Pain Fest. Hypocrite Wolf Boy, just be quiet.

• You know. When you said it was none of my business … if — if he bit you.” He cringed visibly at the end.

“Jake …” My throat felt swollen. I couldn’t finish.
He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. “Were you serious?”


• “Anything. Anything else. You’d be better off dead. I’d rather you were.”

No comment.

• He has such a prejudice against the vampires, and I guess to a point it does have to deal with them sort of being the reason he is a wolf…but it’s really just because he’s a jerk and hates them cause Bella is dating one of their family members and he isn’t.

• Ohh and you know just threatens to kill himself if Bella doesn’t kiss him lol so funny

• Accuses Bella of liking Edward more than him because of his looks/money. No, Jacob. Is that him like reassuring himself that he only isn’t Bella’s first choice because of those factors???

• Goes to Bella’s wedding and physically hurts her when he finds out that Bella plans on having sex with Edward while she’s still human. Bella tells him twice to let go of her, Edward then demands, then Seth tells him to twice more, then Edward says it again and he finally lets go. Then proceeds to threaten to kill Edward right now (IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE ON THEIR WEDDING DAY) None of this was his business, but he doesn’t seem to understand when it’s not.

• Rips the phone out from the wall so his father (who is in a wheelchair) cannot call Sam to tell him that Jacob is going to try to kill the Cullens. This part always bothered me. Your father is in a wheelchair…what if something bad would’ve happened? It just irks me.

• Goes to kill his best friend and her husband’s whole family just because he thinks Bella is a vampire. Good reasoning for murder, dude!

• Always ALWAYS a l w a y s guilts Bella into thinking his pain and sadness is all her fault.

• Genuinely does not care about Bella’s happiness. Edward would let Bella go if she wanted to be with Jacob. If the situation was switched and Bella was leaving Jacob for Edward, he’d probably kill Edward and who knows, probably Bella herself. If her happiness doesn’t benefit him, then he doesn’t care. He doesn’t want what’s best for her, only him.

• Constantly speaks rudely about imprinting, but never takes into consideration that the wolves literally cannot help it. But when it’s him that imprints…imprinting is great 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit…like please…can you not

• Goes to kill a baby born less than an hour ago just because it’s birth killed the girl who he loved. Lol me too, dude. He probably would’ve succeeded too if he didn’t imprint on the baby or if Rosalie couldn’t stop him. He even called Renesmee a murderer ahaha what she’s a newborn

• “Haven’t we experimented enough for one day? Okay, Bella’s doing great, but let’s not push it.”

LOL BOYYYY. You wanted to kill this baby like 3 days ago or something chill. He’s already possessive and acts like just because he imprinted on her that she was now his and belonged more to him and not her own mother.

• Told Charlie what he was and that Bella was “something” in order to allow the Cullens to stay and to keep Charlie in Bella’s life…okay but we all know it wasn’t for anyone’s benefit but his own. Charlie’s life was put in danger by telling him to come to the Cullen’s but you know whatever…I can keep my newborn baby girlfriend!1!

But I still love him okay

Fic: Well-Fitted

@shipperqueen93 prompted: “Rumbelle: He didn’t magic belle new clothes, he made them himself, which required him to take her measurements. Awkward dark castle fun!”

I’m so sorry this took so long!

Well, this did absolutely not go in the direction that I thought it would when I first got the prompt. I’m not quite sure where my mind went, and I really hope you don’t mind that this ended up a little bit… naughtier than I first foresaw. It’s just that I got thinking about the kind of underwear Belle would have on beneath her first gold gown and things escalated from there…

Rated: M



Rumpel has to admit that it simply can’t go on like this. Something’s got to be done. Not only is the image of his maid cleaning the castle in a ball gown utterly ridiculous, the gown itself is also looking incredibly worse for wear now, its hem tattered and torn from sweeping and clambering up and down ladders, and he doesn’t want any visitors to think he keeps her in rags for any kind of… insalubrious reason. Truth be told, he simply hadn’t thought about the logistics of having another person in the castle. He has his own ever-expanding wardrobe, but he didn’t exactly give Belle time to pack a bag when he took her away from her father’s castle. He’s been surreptitiously cleaning the dress with magic so that she doesn’t have to wear the same thing day in day out without any chance of laundering it, but at the same time, it really isn’t the most practical of outfits and the time has come for him to do something about it.

She is going to need some new clothes, that’s clear enough, but the fact remains that he has already expended too much magic on cleaning her limited wardrobe already, and if he’s going to get her anything else, it must be done by hand. He’s not in the habit of buying clothing at markets himself, and he does not yet trust his little maid not to make a run for it if he lets her go down into the town herself to pick out fabrics. He has plenty of good, strong cottons and linens left over in his stores from previous projects, and it would be easy enough to make something for her from those fabrics, things that would last longer than the silk and satin she wears at the moment. The only problem that he can see will be getting the sizes right.

There’s only one thing for it. He’s going to have to take her measurements. The only other way he can think of is to steal her golden gown and deconstruct it to use the pattern, but he feels that might be fraught with danger as not only would it entail sneaking into her room, it would also require him to take the thing apart and reassemble it within the space of a single night, and although he’s very good with a needle even if he does say so himself, Rumpel usually needs a little bit more time than that.

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I just googled it

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Save Shinpachi

Shinpachi is like the ‘Armin’ of Gintama, he doesn’t get that much official goods and he’s frequently undermined. I’d even say he’s practically being ignored by the companies making Gintama merchandise. Why? is it because his glasses? Is it because he’s not sadistic?? Is it because he’s a straight man?? Is it because he’s an otaku??? Save Shinpachi.