does it look weird i feel like it does

this week has been really weird and i get the feeling that something shady this way comes

Age Gap Sentence Starters

Both platonic and romantic options. Adjust pronouns as necessary!

“Why do you want to hang out with an old guy/lady like me?”
“Aren’t you a bit too young for this?”
“Aren’t you a bit too old for this?”
“What can I say? I’m mature for my age.”
“You don’t think this is weird? Us hanging out like this?”
“Yeah, I admit it: I’ve got a thing for older guys/women.”
“Does that make me a cougar/rhino?”
“Mm, I do love me some silver fox.”
“My friends won’t quit making fun of me for ‘robbing the cradle.’”
“I don’t care how young/old you are! It won’t change how I feel about you.”
“We’re both legal, consenting adults. What does it matter?”
“Wait, you’re HOW old?!”
“Jeez, you could be my dad/mom!”
“We’re getting some weird looks.”
“I think they think you’re some sort of old pervert.”
“My parents don’t like us hanging out.”
“I don’t get it! We’re not doing anything wrong.”
“I never got along with people my own age.”
“Nobody cares who you hang out with once you hit 30.”
“We just need to hold off until you’re 18.”
“You’re way too young for me.”
“You’re way too old for me!”

the only cool thing about having a wonky arm is that i can pretend i’m prince ashitaka and that the true solution to my problem is to go into exile on a road trip and romance the adopted daughter of an ancient forest god

anonymous asked:

"I think we can all relate to that",,,, look, I don't want to be That Person but when will I stop being surprised by dan casually mentioning attraction to man? Is he joking? Is he being serious? Does he want us to interpret it in the way we're interpreting (read: not straight)? I'm just,,,, only a year ago this would be Huge and now it's just a thing he does all the time and I feel so very proud and just,,, I have this weird urge to hug dan bc he's like an annoying older brother and I'm proud??

i will go through your questions one at a time: is he joking? no. is he being serious? yes. does he want us to interpret it in the way we’re interpreting (not straight)? yes. his progress has been p remarkable and i will never stop being proud of him :’) 


You know what I thought, the first time I saw you? If only I could touch that man… Just once. 

It’s so weird to think about the cast being so much smaller than us.

Like … does it hurt Sonic’s neck to have to look up to humans all the time? And does Eggman ever feel like he could squish someone by stepping on them?


Chris Evans and Mjölnir on the set of Captain America: Civil War

Caspian looked at the different cake choices, a basket in his hand full of every kind of junk food known to man. He’d been talking to himself for the last ten minutes. It didn’t occur to him to shut up, not registering that people were staring and giving him weird looks. “-or I could just get the chocolate kind. Does Ty like chocolate though? Course he does. Who doesn’t? Screw him if he doesn’t, it’s my birthday. Kind of want banana cake though. Banana cake is superior-” Cas looked at the person standing closest to him “-excuse me? Do you think banana cake or chocolate cake is better? Purely for research. I need an outsiders opinion, it’s an important decision.”

I Dream of Jeannie Guest Stars Make No Sense: Babu Edition!

Oh no, not THIS guy again!

Thanks to the cleverness of all you SDM fans, I learned that he’s “Babu,” and was from an unsuccessful cartoon adaptation of I Dream of Jeannie.

…that doesn’t make him weird me out any less, though.

I mean, look at him.

Look. At. Him.

He simply does not do normal, understandable things!

He stands in picnic salads!

He feels his own stomach in creepy ways!

He does… um… uh….

…he does whatever this is, too.

Aaaaaand looks like Scooby feels the same way about him.

I feel you, Scoob. I feel you.

things i miss about harry (alternatively titled: constantly weeping)
  • his voice :(
  • his dorky laughcackle thing he does when he finds something really funny
  • the weird things he does during interviews that make my insides feel all smushy!!
  • painted fingernails :DDD
  • Middle Aged Dad Dancing
  • stage harry
  • floral print suits :/
  • his BIG SMILE!!!!! where his cheeks are all scrunched up!!!! and he looks like an absolute cherub!!!!!
  • (he! put! his! nose! on! a! microphone! oh! my! gosh! cutest! boy! ever!)
  • the way he makes everyone feel included at concerts
  • when his voice gets all raspy when hes singin wow
  • his normal laugh when he thinks something is Mildly Funny
  • his sense of humor ?!?
  • everything
  • i miss harry 
  • sos pls return my son

How are you? Are you in love again? If so, does she make you happy? Of course she does, that was silly of me to ask. No I’m not talking about the mountains. I’m talking about a beating heart and walking emotions. Have you found it again? Have you found yourself? You’ve always been a free soul and I hope life is taking you to weird places. Does your car still give you problems? How’s your mother? Are you all getting along? Smile at her, she loves you. Are your mornings still long? Does the color of coffee still remind you of my eyes? No? They look like hers, right? The new shade of brown that envelopes your mind. Do your parents love her? I hope so. Hopefully they don’t make her feel like her love for you is too strong and too wrong.

Do you still dream about me? Do I ever haunt you, the way you haunt me? Does the rain remind you of the nights you held me while I cried waterfalls onto your chest? Can you walk into the grocery store without imaging us dancing in the parking lot at midnight? Can you feel me? Can you hear me? Can you come back and mend the broken pieces? No. Don’t. Just come back and give me my fucking heart. God dammit. Why’d you do this? No. Good thing you did. I’m okay. Do you care? No. Probably not. That’s okay. I’m okay. Take care.

—  To you (s.s)

I really appreciate Elliot from Mr. Robot.

I have never before been able to explain how overwhelming the crushing weight of social anxiety is.
It’s so much easier now that Mr Robot exists. And the actor who portrays Elliot does such a great job at showing how anxiety affects a person.
It’s easy to just not look someone in the eye and to flinch when someone touches you, but Rami Malek’s outstanding performance looks as though they got someone with social anxiety to play Elliot (for all I know, he does have social anxiety).

Elliot isn’t a regular person. He’s weird and he lives in a crappy part of town and he’s a genius and people don’t always like him and he suffers from a drug addiction and hallucinations, and he’s not particularly likeable. But he feels real, and people will look up to him. And I see myself in him, more than any other character of any other show.

I have so many thoughts on this show and I want to write them all down (hopefully more eloquently than I have here), but for right now I just want to express my gratitude to the people who make Mr Robot.

Luke would be the cool ass kid on the bus who would look over his seat to see you with headphones in before asking “who ya listening to?” or “Band of Horses is better, just saying” just to start a conversation with the pretty girl who sits behind him on the bus and then he’d start suggesting music for you to listen to, aka telling you his favorite bands or songs that remind him of you

Does anyone else get super weirded out when they look at themselves in the mirror for more than 5 seconds? And I don’t mean check themselves out, I mean like actually stare at your reflection. It kind of gives me an outer body experience, and I have this groundbreaking realization like, “fuck I am an actual human being I am alive”. It’s very strange and nearly creepy, but also gives me some sort of a reality check. Does anyone know if that type of feeling has a name to it? Has anyone else experienced something like it?

dreamsofroses  asked:

Do you still play neo now that's it's not your project (I know you can't tell us your account or anything or tell us what happened, I was just curious!)? Thanks :)

I was keeping up for a few months after I left – doing dailies and events and such – but I don’t anymore.

I mainly stopped to preserve what was left of my own sanity. Having a fair amount of input into/control over something for so long and then suddenly not having that does weird things to your brain, man!

I still visit the tag/fan sites and I follow Neopians here and on Twitter. I love seeing what everyone does with their characters and head canons and stuff like that! It’s just a bit maddening visiting the actual site. :) I’m sure that feeling will go away eventually. *nod*

TL;DR - Nah, because it’s kinda like looking up your ex on Facebook.