does he see one

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

“I’m Unsubbing to Jontron But...” (YOUTUBER RECOMMENDATION MASTERPOST)

“…I still want to see video game reviews like the ones he does!”

-PeanutButterGamer: Follows a very similar style of game review to Jontron, but with minimal sketches, and focuses a bit more on the game itself rather than his own comedy. Less cut away gags, though the sketches that he does do are always entertaining enough to actually justify a cut away gag, something that Jontron surprisingly still has yet to perfect. His content is clean, like most of the Youtubers on this list, but clean in a sort of Tumblr level of obscure that gets a good laugh without offending anyone. To quote his Tumblr: “ I’m all for not offending people. I mean, I actively attempt to be as inoffensive as possible on videos and on social media, “. He also recently voiced his distaste for what Jon has been saying lately, a bold move, considering they work for the same company.

-BrutalMoose: Brutalmoose does both video game and TV show/movie reviews the same way Jon does, and unlike PBG, he does have a few videos with a bit more mature content in them, like his reviews of “adult” games. While he does play “mature” games from time to time, and the content/comedy of those games can be offensive, his own comedy is still clean, but on the borderline of dirty. The kind you’d see on the likes of the Simpsons. Jokes that are adult, but still don’t hurt anyone. (Also…Tumblr is kind of obsessed with the fact that he’s gay? Don’t go overboard with that info, kids.)

-SpaceHamster: If you were a fan of JonTron’s knockoff game videos, you’re gonna love SpaceHamster! He’s done multiple knockoff and rom hack compilation videos, and his humor is up there with PBG. Heck, PBG and him even game together on PBG’s side channel!


“…I still want to see movie reviews like the ones he does!”

-Nostalgia Critic: If you’re looking for completely inoffensive comedy, then Nostalgia Critic probably isn’t the first place you’re gonna want to go, but hear me out. Nostalgia Critic’s offensive content differs from JonTron’s in that not only is he self aware of what is and isn’t acceptable in comedy, he’s willing to apologize when a joke goes too far and learn from his mistakes, instead of attacking his own critics. He’s made videos discussing “the line” in comedy, does countless charity shoutouts, and started the “Where’s The Fair Use” movement, a movement created in hopes of holding YouTube accountable for taking down videos that fall under Fair Use laws. He’s a genuinely decent guy!

-CinemaSins: I feel like CinemaSins is popular enough that I hardly even need to signal boost them, but their content also falls under that “adult but harmless” category. Not only that, but they’re not afraid to call out movies like 50 Shades of Gray for being ungodly shitty.

“…I still want to see sketch comedy like the sketch comedy he does!”

-JacksFilms: Remember that guy? The Your Grammar Sucks guy? You might also know him as “the guy who made parody videos calling out both Leafy and Keemstar for being shitty uncreative people” or “the guy who has videos featuring fans art and complimenting them”. Another genuinely decent human being.

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Z Nation meme | four relationships [¼]  —– Murphy and Warren

I’m counting on you.

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“Okay… Just… Please, hang in there a little longer…”

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Man sometimes I just think about how mad it is that Buffy delivers one of the most painful, dramatic episodes/reveals in song form. Like wtf Joss get it together. WHY IS THIS EPISODE SO GOOD. IT HAS NO RIGHT.

What if Evan was the one to kill himself and not Connor?
Evan is found with Connor’s name, and only Connor’s name, on his cast. And Evan’s mom thinks that maybe her son does have a friend. She goes to confront Connor, like the Murphy’s did, at school, but he hasn’t showed up for school today.
A few weeks later, Connor shows up at the hospital Heidi works at, half high and half concussed.
Heidi instantly recognizes him. She’s been to his Facebook page, mouse hovering over that friend request button, desperate for answers.
She learns that he, nd of course he did, fell out of a tree to get himself a concussion. (of course Connor just like to get high and do weird shit sometimes)
She begs him to stay until after her shift, and for some reason, he does. Because he was one of the last people to see Evan alive. He was one of the last people to talk to Evan. And he had been mean to Evan earlier that day. Connor may be troubled and a bit of a jerk, but he was still very interested in what she has to say.
So he stays and waits.
Heidi takes him out to a diner, forgoing nigh classes for tonight.
Connor confesses that they hadn’t been friends. They barely had known each other. He tells her about how he pushed her son earlier that day.
And she doesn’t fault him. She doesn’t get mad like he expected, almost hoped for. She tries to understand. That’s very new to Connor.

But Percy singing ’How Far I’ll Go’ from Moana.

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If you're still doing the snz meme, could you do Otabek with 1A or 5A please?

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listen.,,,. kent definitely 100% totally has standing tickets for britneys residency concerts like every single one. if he’s not in town or doesn’t feel up to going he’ll give them to someone (a teammate, a teammates mom or sister or cousin, some random ppl he ran into on the strip a few times he doesn’t care everyone deserves to see the brilliance that is britney spears piece of me live) but generally he’ll go weekly. if he’s feeling shitty and wants to cry or be cheered up or if he’s having a good day and just wants to be happy and surrounded by glitter, either way whatever mood he’s in when he goes he’ll cry at least once (usually from both happy and sad tears kent is a hot mess) kent loves britney and is a fixture at her concerts (and he definitely brings tater who falls in love with the show too tater loves sparkly shit the production value is amazing he’s thrilled at the dancing it’s like the final relationship test)

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Here’s my design for Shiro in the Voltron paranormal investigation team AU! Unlike the rest of the team, he can actually see ghosts. (He doesn’t tell Lance that some of them make faces at him while they’re filming episodes of their reality show bwahahahahaha)

You can find paranormal investigators Keith and Pidge here and here!

Hunk and Lance are here!

Allura and Coran are here!

Coups: a grandpa. just wants his family to be together. hosts family dinner every thursday night. 

Jihan: moved to a suburban neighbourhood in Canada. posts pictures of their happy marriage on facebook. they go to the bahamas every year. 

Meanie: look at how happy they are. wonwoo tried to fake his death just so he wouldn’t have to go to this. parents of vernon and woozi. too young to have kids imo. 

Woozi: meanie’s eldest child. meanie’s better child. good at everything. how does he do it

Vernon: meanie’s youngest child.  “cool kid”, “why can’t you be more like your brother?” just trying his best

Seungkwan: vernon’s bf (you all saw this one coming). mingyu insists he joins the family picture because he’s practically family. meanie love him more than they love vernon.

Dino: coup’s youngest child, the one that takes care of him. just graduated. sick of washing all of the dishes from family night. honestly an angel

Jun: the uncle you rarely see but gives you $50 everytime you see them. no one knows what he does. eats ramen everyday. 

Hoshi: aspiring model. insisted that he poses like that. said that if they don’t let him, they’ll never hear from him again. very dramatic

The8: has a very successful fashion line. jeonghan is salty. asked the photographer if they wanted an autograph.

DK: the lonely neighbour that sings too loud. don’t know how many times dino knocked on his door saying coups has to sleep. almost burned the house down while microwaving ready-to-serve mac and cheese. no one knows how he snuck into the picture

Dex as a ghost who died a few years ago from hypothermia because he fell through the ice at the pond during a shinny. He kinda just floats around Samwell and does his ghost thing. Then one day he sees Nursey being his clumsy self and is like ‘fuck i gotta help this guy.’ Dex follows Nursey around campus and stops him from tripping over shit and whatever other clutzy things he does. And one day at the Haus the boys decide to crack open an Ouija Board to talk to the 2 ghosts in the attic and instead they get Dex who complains about Nursey’s clumsy ass via Ouija Board. 

spooning • jeff atkins

a/n: thank u guyssss so much. here’s some requested fluff, i hope i do u justice. 

 warnings: none for once???? who is she

 "aaaaaand it’s OUT OF THE PARK! ATKINS HITS A HOME RUN.“ the announcer yells. you and your fellow cheerleaders start yelling and jumping as the band begins to blast the liberty high fight song. the time on the clock runs out. your boyfriend had won the game for the team and you couldn’t be happier. jeff sees you standing on the sidelines and runs over to you, engulfing you in an enormous hug. you drop your pom poms while he picks you up and you wrap your legs around his waist. 

 "ew, sweat, sweat!!” you exclaim. jeff squeezes you even tighter in response. “all this sweat for you baby,” he says before kissing you and placing you down. you roll your eyes playfully and peel yourself away from him. “i’ll meet you at the car, okay?” he tells you before walking away to meet up with his teammates. you watch him and smile as the team comes up to him, cheering his name and clapping him on the back. “see you guys tomorrow!” you tell your girls and walk to your car. 

 "get out, i’m driving.“ jeff tells you while tapping on the window excitedly. you move over to the passenger seat and jeff gets in the car. the ride home jeff held your hand with one of his, while his other hand was on the wheel. he was so hyped up, telling you about the game as if you weren’t there and watching it happen. you couldn’t stop smiling while he was talking to you. seeing his passion for what he does is one of the reasons why you fell for him. you stare at him lovingly while he continues his story.

 "what??” jeff questions, looking at you for a second. “nothing, you’re just really cute.” you answer him. he squeezes your hand and then brings it up to his lips, attacking it with kisses. you laugh at how dorky he is, and repeat the actions with his hand. he pulls into your driveway and you guys get out of the car, walking to the door hand in hand.  as soon as you unlock the door jeff closes it and pushes you up again the wall, kissing you passionately. he starts to pepper feathery kisses on your neck and jawline, and you push him away gently.  

“nuh-uh mister, shower!” you tell him. he grabs both of your hands and pouts. “do i haaave to?” he drags in a whiny tone. “yes stinky, now go shower.” you laugh while shooing him away. “but i’ll miss you too much.” he pouts again. “you’re literally so cheesy j, go take a shower!” you tell him. jeff shrugs and throws you over his shoulder. 

“put me down, atkins.” you scream while slapping his butt. he slaps yours and puts you down once he reaches the top of the stairs. “shower with me?” he asks you with puppy dog eyes. you give in easily while turning on the water. you both strip down and get in. you and jeff talk about your days and other random things. you guys start a soap fight with each other and you start to slip until he catches you. you guys burst into a fit of laughter, and everything in that moment felt perfect.

 you guys rinse all of the soap off of yourselves and go into your room to get dressed. you put on your underwear and an oversized shirt while jeff finds some of the clothes that he’s left over your house. you admire his muscular back for a bit and then lay in your bed. jeff gets into the bed along side you and kisses your temple. you turn to face him before talking. 

“can i be the big spoon for once? i just… i just wanna hold you…” you ask him. he smiles and rubs your cheek. “anything for you, baby.” you and jeff switch places and you wrap your hands around him, burying your face in his back. you start to drift off to sleep, but not before you hear jeff whisper, “goodnight, angel." 

 a/n: I THINK THIS IS SO CUTE BYEEEBWBNW. btw, i changed the quote to make more sense to me haha. also, i hit 500 today! thank you guys so much for everythinggg 💓

a concept: alec wakes up in a canoe. simon wakes up naked in bed with magnus bane. the day starts terribly for everyone involved (and doesn’t get better as the hours go on).

some fun things that happen in this goofy magical scenario where ALEC AND SIMON SWITCH BODIES (where, for Reasons™, simon isn’t a daylighter and the functions of the parabatai rune are expanded for maximum fun and drama :D) - 

  • simon obviously screams in terror when he wakes up with magnus kissing the line of his jaw. he actually falls off the bed in his haste of getting away, tangled up in magnus’ luxurious sheets; he shouts: “what are you doing? what am i doing here? why am i naked” and magnus, confusion and concern blossoming inside him says, “alexander, are you all right?” panicking, simon looks down at his body and sees that he’s covered in runes and what are - dear lord - bite marks from magnus’ mouth. 
  • he can’t help but sound hysterical as he says, “i’m simon! you know, your favourite fledgling vampire who you took to india and left alone with your pet cobra??” and really, that’s all magnus needs to believe him because 1) magnus never gave this much detail when recounting to alec his visit to india and 2) alec loses his words when he’s anxious, not turn into this talkative mess.
  • “okay,” says magnus, all desire immediately banished to be replaced with a mild horror. he realizes that his attraction to alec must be tied up with a love for alec’s soul because knowing it’s simon in that delectable, sprawled out body with eyes blown wide does absolutely nothing for him. “okay, first of all, we need to find where alexander is and get this mess sorted out. second of all - we’re never going to speak about the last three minutes for as long as we both live and i’m open to just removing this entire incident from both our memories-” simon could cry of relief. “yes,” he says, nodding furiously. “lets get going on both of those things.” 
  • alec actually wakes up first and he wakes up hungry, grumpy, and in a damn canoe, which is not what he was looking forward to at all when the last thing he remembers is kissing magnus’ forehead and drifting off to a contented sleep. he figures out what’s going on as soon as he tries to leave the warehouse and almost gets killed by the sunlight. “this is a joke,” he says out loud to no one in particular, looking at his blistering hand with a dawning horror. he touches his mouth and feels the sharp poke of a fang. “this is a fucking joke.” 

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