does he know phil is not dead

3 weeks is way too long

Summary: Dan and Phil are bestfriends and they can’t spend three weeks apart from each other so they decide to go up north together. When they get there, Phil’s grandma insinuates something, and Dan has something to confess.

Word count: 3.3k

Genre: fluff

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anonymous asked:

Oh! So because Nick is "Dead" to the world, he can focus on taking care of his kids! Hey guys does Nick have anything like a #1 Dad mug?

Phil: We take every holiday as an excuse to fill his office with 1# Dad things.

Maria: Do you know how funny it was to watch world leaders try to keep a straight face during meetings while Fury used his 1# Dad, mugs,pens and folders mid-breifing?

Natasha: He’s completely aware and unironic about how he uses them. It’s true dedication.

Soft spot

Summary: [ So as per say, Phil may be the toughest cactus on this planet but Dan still had him wrapped around his finger. ]
Genre: floof
Warning: swearing, a lil violence since phol is a dickhead
Words: 978 words
A/N: im waiting for sofie to finish her part on ch15 of fos so im writing this drabble quick. Dw im writing a longer fic than this I just decided to write a drabble bc it’s been days since ive updated. Nice. Phil wheres ur chill also ignore the sightly different format. im trying smth new 8)

Phil Lester isn’t exactly the person who looked like he could scare a chicken away just by his appearance. Rather, he can make them swoon probably. But then again, he’s a tough man. Or at least to him he is.

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Requested by anonymous


You had been part of Coulson’s team from the beginning, a newer graduate of SHIELD’s field agent program. This is why you thought that they found it a breach of trust when they caught you and Loki kissing in your room on the base.

“(Y/N) care to explain,” Coulson asked, calm as ever, but you could see the barely controlled rage in his eyes. Loki had killed him after all.

“Umm…” you trailed off and looked at Loki. He only shrugged a small smirk on his face.

“We’re dating?” you said after a moment.

“You say that like it’s a question, but I get the sense it’s not,” Coulson spoke in a less than impressed tone.

“It’s not a question, we are dating and have been for some months,” Loki said joining the conversation.

“And why should I believe you. You could be using (Y/N) to get secrets or just manipulating them for the fun of it.”

You frowned and sent Coulson a harsh look. You knew Loki wouldn’t do that to you.

Loki clenched his fist and tightened his jaw.

“I would never do that to (Y/N).”

“Oh and why should I believe that. If I remember correctly last time I saw you, you stabbed me through the chest while grinning,” Coulson snapped, starting to become less and less calm.

“Because (Y/N) is everything to me, I love them,” Loki said fiercely, drawing himself up to his full height. “It doesn’t matter if you don’t believe me, but I know it is the truth and (Y/N) knows it too.”

You were shocked. You weren’t sure why you were, the two of you had been dating for a few months and you got the feeling that Loki generally tired of partners easily, but you didn’t think he cared that deeply for you.

“Loki,” you murmured, pulling him around to face you and ignoring Coulson’s look, “I love you too, you know?”

“You do?” Loki looked skeptically and you were shocked further. The man that was usually so full of himself was suddenly insecure in front of you, of all people.

“Of course I do,” you replied with a smile.

Coulson cleared his throat which was for the best because Loki was looking like he wanted to finish what you had started a few minutes before Coulson walked in.

“Hurt (Y/N) and you’re dead,” Coulson threatened and then turned on his heel, leaving the room.

“He knows I’m a god, right?” Loki asked you.

“Oh believe me, he knows.”

The next day you got a variety of sentiments ranging from, “I’ll kill him if he does anything.” to, in Skye’s case, “Nice one (Y/N).”

You snorted, but you were glad that the team was more accepting that you had predicted them to be.

anonymous asked:

Crying at your tags on the "lil kissy poo bro" post because I thought the exact same thing like pls try to tell dan has never done that to phil and Phil didn't just roll his eyes and playfully push him away like adios I'm dead

listen,,,, i know. it has happened. we already know that dan likes to make fun of stereotypically Straight Dude™ Things (like when was like slapping and punching phil’s arm and then head butted him) so there’s no one that could convince me that dan doesn’t call him bro whilst also being flirty, just to be a dork. and phil always rolls his eyes and giggles at him to stop, but dan doesn’t of course bc when does he ever, so phil just has to do smth silly like kiss him or tickle him to make him shut up.

A Day in the... Life?

Pairing: Ghost!Phil/Psychic!Dan

Summary: A day in the… er, life of Dan and his ghost boyfriend, Phil.

Notes: Happy Halloween! I can’t say this turned out exactly how I wanted it to, because I put off writing it until literally last night (apparently I procrastinate even when it comes to things I want to do), but I finished it on time and that’s the important thing!
This oneshot is based on a dream I had a month ago. Also, this is rather lighthearted despite Phil being dead.

Warnings: cursing, talk of death and afterlife

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Thoughts on "The Urge" (TABINOF SPOILERS)

I was reading Dan’s fanfiction and I couldn’t help but feel absolutely terrified. Just think about it. He wrote in his own words how exactly he would have felt if Phil actually died. If this fanfiction was to be written by a fan, it wouldn’t have been as scary but the fact that this was actually imagined, created, and worded by Dan himself confirms just how much pain and suffering he would go through if it were to ever come true. Dan literally just opened up and gave us a feel of how he would be like if he actually lost Phil. And this breaks my heart immensely. Plus the way he described Phil’s personality and how he wanted the “real” Phil back rather than a “vampire” Phil. I don’t know, it just makes me tear up. Because like he said many times before during his existential crisis, death is unavoidable. This means that once that day comes for Phil (so sorry for making you imagine this horrific scenario), Dan will become the dead, emotionless person that he described in his fanfiction. This does not mean that Dan should die first (sorry again), nobody wants that. I wish Dan and Phil could live on and spread happiness around the world forever just like how Dan wrote in his fanfiction. But everybody knows that everything comes to an end eventually.

I apologize if I wrecked anybody’s mood out there but I just needed to express myself after reading that fanfiction. On a higher note:

I STILL LOVE THE FANFICTION AND THE BOOK IN WHOLE. It was beautifully made and I couldn’t ask for better (maybe popcorn scented pages would have been nice but anyway). I am so proud of you boys and I do look forward to all the other surprises you have in store for your phans in the future. I love you Dan and Phil!

HGF

Since my inbox literally died from the number of messages I got about this the other day, I figured it sensible to bring it back. For now. Happy new chapter! (Even though it’s literally the biggest filler chapter until the very end I would be sorry but I’m so not) This chapter is for Vanessa because I love her and she’s got a stupid love for this fic siGHS AT U VANESSA

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It Only Takes One Time (Part 12)

You guys have been so fantastic when it’s come to this series. Thank you all for the growing support! I love you all.

Warnings: Swearing, bit emotional

Part 11

  It had been a week since Dan and Marie had gotten engaged. It was all very real and it was very much happening. How had this even happened? Why did Dan propose to Marie? Why didn’t he at least tell me he was thinking about it?

In the week we’d been back, he and I hardly spoke. I didn’t want to talk to him even though I did at the same time. I wanted to talk to him so bad. Well, I wanted to scream at him. I was perfectly fine having my own feelings and dealing them alone in private but then he had to go and kiss me. Right after kissing me, he took me to meet his family. You know what he did when we were there? He kissed me again, underneath the stars. Seriously, what the actual fuck? Why the fuck would he do that do me?

It hurt. It really fucking hurt. If I felt anything close to love with anyone, it would be Dan. He was the father of my baby and the man who was letting me live with him and his roommate for nothing at all.

But seriously? A kiss under the stars? It was like he was begging for me to fall in love with him.

 “Hey, Y/N, how’s the baby doing in there?” Phil grinned, walking into the lounge while I read my book. I still had time off from university and I was spending as much of it as I could with my head sucked into a book. If I could imagine a different world, a different situation, it would help me cope. The only problem with that is that when my head came back to reality, it felt like being slapped with a fish.

“Oh, you know,” I chuckled, placing my bookmark in the book and closing it. “He’s all nice and snuggled up. Having a good time while I get to enjoy the discomfort.” Phil chuckled and opened his laptop, beginning to scroll through something. Obviously he was aware of the engagement, but he knew how I felt about Dan so he waited until I came to him to talk about it. I knew for a fact I wouldn’t go to him though, just because I needed advice from one person. Of course, she wasn’t available. That had to change soon. I missed Catherine so much. Without Catherine, it felt like I’d lost my own ability to think.

“Well, that’s good. Have you thought of any names for him yet?” Phil said, still looking at his screen. I laid fully on my back and looked up at the ceiling. I had thought of names, endless names. As a kid, it was so easy to just say, ‘wow I want to name my kid Zachary’. But reality, was that it wasn’t. Especially when you had to think about how that name will follow your child through life, and after life. That name literally describes your child. How did people just pick a name?

“Well, yeah, I have some that I like but I’m not sold on yet,” I shrugged and ran my hands on my baby bump. “Like Connor, Xavier, Nathan… You know the names of those guys at school that everyone knew, just not personally.”  

 “I’m sure whatever name you pick, he’ll fit it just right.” Phil looked at me for a moment before turning his eyes back to his screen. He was right, even if by the time I was nine months I still didn’t have name, when I looked at him I’d probably just know. Maybe Dan would, too. Did he think about things like this? I could just picture him staying up late ad pondering every single name in history until one felt just right to him.

 “I also wanted to tell you that I want his middle name to be Phil. I haven’t talked to Dan about it, but I doubt he’d say no.” I beamed over at Phil who completely diverted his attention to me. He looked so fulfilled and happy and it made me happy, too.

“Y/N, you really don’t have to,” Phil mumbled after awhile. I could tell he felt like I was feeling obligated to do so, but I genuinely wanted this. I’d even make my son’s first name Phil, if I didn’t have to put up with two Phil’s constantly all over the place.

 “I want to, Phil. You’ve been really wonderful throughout everything so far, so it’s nice to honour you this way.” I simply stated. I didn’t care if he tried to tell me it was unnecessary, I knew it meant a lot to him. I wanted this. If it wasn’t for Phil, Dan and I would’ve probably gone crazy with the constant tension in the house.

“Thank you.” Phil patted my knee just as the door to the lounge opened.

“Phil, have you seen my-“ Dan stopped talking as he looked at me on the couch with Phil. Phil and I had both been grinning at each other and his hand was on my knee. It was almost awkward how good we looked together, but being so close with Phil overcame that. He was family. I was comfortable with him.

“Yeah, Dan?” Phil shrugged, looking back to his computer screen. I looked at Dan who just shoved his hands into his jean pocket. I could tell he was clenching his teeth by how the muscle in his jaw twitched.

“Never mind. Y/N, I need to talk to you in private.” Dan managed out, his eyebrows furrowing as he looked at me.

“How come?” I sighed dramatically, still tracing shapes on my baby bump.

“Just come to my room, please.” Dan ran his fingers through his hair and walked out. I looked at Phil with a frown and groaned as I hoisted myself up to my feet. Getting up these days was just way too much  effort.

I hobbled into Dan’s bedroom and put my hands on my hips when I walked in.

“What’s up?” I sighed, looking at him. He was just standing in the center of the room, staring back at me. His eyes were different and I didn’t know what to expect for him to say. Dan looked almost angry, but why? What had I done?

“I’m sorry if I sound a little rude, but I really don’t like seeing you so close with Phil.” He admitted, not even hesitating. Why did he always have the dumbest problems with me? I was so done with him doing that. He was so sensitive to the tiniest things that he didn’t take a second to actually take everything. He was jealous of how close I was with Phil when I was completely madly in love with him. Literally. I was drop dead n love with Dan Howell.

But why did he even care? He was the one who just got engaged anyways, after he’d told his mother he really cared about me. He didn’t know I knew about his confession but it still counted.

“Why does it matter? Phil is my friend,” I didn’t know what else to tell him. What did he want from me? To apologize?

“It matters because-because he’s not just any friend. Please. Just, don’t get so touchy. At least when I’m around.” Dan closed his eyes and tilted his head downwards, almost as if it pained him to say this to me.

 “Dan? Why the hell does it matter? Phil and I are just friends. Even if we weren’t, why would it even be a problem? You’re engaged, just go wedding plan or something.” I rolled my eyes. “You seem to love always going to Marie when you’re done talking to me. Maybe you’ll get her pregnant, too.” At that moment, I should’ve stopped talking. I changed the subject so drastically and that struck a nerve with Dan.

 “That’s not fucking fair.” He mumbled, hunching up his shoulders. “That’s different.”

“Actually, not by much. You don’t want to see me with Phil because you probably just think it’s weird that he’d be with the mother of your son, right? Well, why am I not allowed to feel weird about Marie marrying the father of my baby?” I loved that this was the point where I was finally getting out my frustrations, and that I wouldn’t stop.

“Y/N, that’s not the reason I don’t want you with Phil at all.” He breathed in, making his collar bones appear more prominent. If it wasn’t for my current rage, I would’ve probably just walked up to him and started making out with him. A mad Dan was a hot Dan.

“Then what is it? Because I know it’s not because you have feelings for me, is it?” I spat back, shaking my head at him. My blood began to boil and I could feel my face getting out. Dan didn’t answer, making me go on and continue. “You clearly don’t. Why would you even do this, Dan?”

“Do what?” He answered, leaning back against his desk. He looked like a God but I couldn’t get sidetracked.

“Make me love you!” I exclaimed. Dan’s face turned soft. I had just taken the fight out of him. His features immediately smoothed over, making him gummy like. His chapped lips were pressed into a thin line and I just didn’t know how I was going to continue without crying. I just wanted to cry over him. Next to him. With him.

“Y/N-“

“No. Dan, I-I love you.” I instantly regretted saying it, but there was no going back. “I fall in love with you more and more everyday and I don’t even know you as well as I could. I’m closer to Phil than you,” my eyes welled up with tears. “But I’m in love with everything you do. Your laugh, your smile, your stupid unnecessary jokes. And I know that I already love you probably way more than Marie could but you’ll never choose me, would you?” I choked out. Dan didn’t make one movement. He just studied me slowly and steadily, waiting for me to continue. “I thought that both times you kissed me… I-I thought they meant something.”

“They did.” He murmured, nodding his head forward. “They meant so much to me.”

“Not enough,” I shrugged again and looked down at the carpet. I was lost by now. What was I expecting to happen?

 Nevertheless, I came up with a final solution. And I needed to complete it.

“You can be apart of his life,” I pointed to my stomach. “But not mine.” Without another from him or myself, I walked out. I walked out of the apartment and then found myself back at a place I never thought I’d return to.

I knocked at the door and patiently waited for it to open. I hadn’t stopped crying so I didn’t know how to maintain myself any better as I waited for the door to open. Eventually, it started creaking open until I was met with the same eyes I’d seen months before.

“Catherine,” I cried out. All she did, was hug me. And that was enough.

Unrequited Love (2) Masterlist

part one

24 Floors - phangirlingforphan

Summary:  24 floors, up in some hotel room, feeling solo, thinking of jumping soon. All he knows is that Phil doesn’t want him anymore and his heart is so painful that he’s wondering why he isn’t dead already. One more step, and it’ll all be over. The blur of cars zooming twenty four floors below him won’t know what’s about to hit them - until he does. One more step.

Carousel - phanamore

Summary: Dan falls in love and can’t keep up.

It Aches But It Feels Oddly Good To Hurt - 91stcentury

Summary: In which he tastes like birthday cake and storytime and fall, but to Phil Dan tastes like nothing at all.

Just Take It All - demisexualhowell

Summary: You see them come and go, but never once does he look at you.

Lies - phanjam

Summary: Dan’s love has been one sided for years, but one day he accidentally confesses to Phil…and is rejected. Realising that he has burdened Phil, he is determined to maintain what they have now, even at the cost of his own health and of Phil’s developing feelings.

Since I’ve Been a Fool - darren-fucking-chriss

Summary: Only fools fall for Phil Lester, his girlfriend is the main fool.

So Many Stars - transdimensional_void

Summary: After graduating with his law degree, Dan decides to move to Japan to teach English for a year.

So Yeah, Straight - huggabae

Summary: Dan is falling in love, but Phil just can’t return the feelings.

Swing Life Away - wallflowerchronicles

Summary: Dan looks back on his relationship with Phil throughout the years. It’s not the pretty picture that many of their fans imagine.

The Pain Caused By Unrequited Love - sleepylittlephil

Summary: Dan is hopelessly in love with Phil, who doesn’t have a clue.

Unrequited Love? - alientrackingdevice

Summary: Phil is deeply in love with Dan, but are his feelings truly unrequited?

Why Can’t You See - echohowell

Summary: Dan thought that Phil loved him. Now Dan’s falling apart and Phil can’t see that he’s fading.

My thoughts while watching Teen Wolf 5x09

And no, I am not ok.

  1. Alright here we go
  2. I want some Desert Wolf info up in here
  3. My god this school is dark af
  4. They must be saving loads on the electric bill this season
  5. I mean, compare it to the season 1 color scheme and holy shit it’s depressing
  6. The pack is broken up?!? What the hell??
  7. I just want to give them all giant hugs
  8. Oh yeah that’s right, Stiles figured it out about Parrish
  9. But they didn’t tell Parrish?! Or the Sheriff?! GUYS….
  10. Oh goodie, they’ve got to go find that godforsaken stump again
  11. But I am ALL about some Stydia bonding time
  12. YEAH Hayden’s doing ok!
  13. Get it you little wolf pups you! 
  14. CAUSE NOBODY ELSE IS HAPPY ANYMORE
  15. THE VET CLINIC IS CLOSED?!
  16. THE WORLD IS FALLING APART AND I AM NOT OK
  17. Wait, he’s gonna confide in Theo the Douche Pup?!
  18. “I’m counting on it”……..
  19. HOW THE HELL IS THAT NOT SETTING OFF RED FLAGS SCOTT?!?!?!
  20. HOW DOES NOBODY ELSE SEEM TO SEE HOW SKETCHY THIS KID IS?!?!
  21. Great, more syringes and grotesque bodies fermenting in green goo
  22. I have to rewatch the doctor scenes like 10 times to even piece together HALF of what they’re saying
  23. Wait the fermenting bodies are how they’re not withering into nothing?
  24. WHAT IT HELL IS IN THOSE BODIES
  25. AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THE DOCTORS
  26. THIS SHOW MAN
  27. Seeing that one doctor in street(ish) clothes may be more terrifying than the regular getup
  28. Little wolf pup love is so precious and innocent and the first time the color scheme hasn’t been ridiculously dark and foreboding
  29. NOT THE MERCURY BLOODY NOSE
  30. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE ANYTHING GOOD?!
  31. You can make up for it Teen Wolf with some Stydia time!
  32. Awwwwwww he’s gonna confide in her!
  33. Oh dammit, never mind
  34. So close Stiles SO CLOSE
  35. Annnd we’re back to dark and depressing
  36. A super moon? Is that a real thing or……
  37. Cause if it is I’m markin’ it down on the calendar, sitting on my porch with some wine, and reveling in the fact that I’m NOT as horribly screwed as these kids
  38. Yes Theo, by all means, bring up Donovan you ASS
  39. HOLY SHIT
  40. Ok I get that was a hallucination but DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT DEAD STILES
  41. There’s a line…..AND THAT’S CROSSING IT
  42. Yay Precious Little Snowflake! Cheer me up with your cuteness!
  43. Sheriff’s just like “Oh don’t mind me with my super flashlight”
  44. “Just doin sheriff things”
  45. “Nothin to see here”
  46. UGH seriously…what now Theo
  47. “I need to talk to you about something…..I’m actually satan”
  48. HE’S GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT STILES YOU SACK OF SHIT
  49. OH NO! Precious Little Snowflake looks so scared!
  50. CAN NO ONE HAVE ANYTHING NICE TEEN WOLF?!?
  51. Liam…honey…how on earth is running AWAY from your built in backup going to solve ANYTHING
  52. THEO YOU TOOL BOX
  53. OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY SHAKING I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
  54. This show is so bad for my health
  55. HE IS SUCH A MANIPULATIVE LITTLE OH MY GOD
  56. YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT
  57. #LyingMotherRaeken OH MY GOD SOCIAL MEDIA REP PLEASE MARRY ME AND BE MY SASS ANGEL
  58. Serious question: is it possible to be in love with someone you’ve never met, whose name and GENDER you don’t know, all from a handful of hashtags cause…..I’M FALLIN HARD
  59. Wait so super moon IS a real thing?
  60. That is so awesome and WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST BITE OFF HER OWN FINGER/NAIL?!?!
  61. Damn Malia that was a ballsy. What if she didn’t know?
  62. You just blue-eyed her and hoped she’d be all, “yes wolf pup I DO know all about the supernatural gumbo pot this town’s turned into”
  63. Now who is Beth?
  64. OH DAMN newest new girl DAMN
  65. I shall name her “Baby Bitch Slap”
  66. Well…..that was short lived
  67. RIP Baby Bitch Slap: you packed a hell of a punch
  68. SNOWFLAKE’S FRIEND CAN TURN INVISIBLE?!?!
  69. WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE???
  70. CAN I BE THAT
  71. I’ve already forgotten his name
  72. He was simply “Snowflake’s Friend” but now that he’s got some bitchin’ powers I declare him….”Polar Bear in a Snowstorm”
  73. Awwwww Malia looks so traumatized
  74. I wanna give her a hug
  75. I WANT TO GIVE THEM ALL A HUG
  76. Except Theo….fuck you Theo
  77. GAAAHHHHH INVISIBILITY IS SO COOL
  78. Like FOR ONCE a power that’s useful when you’re hiding
  79. BUT OF-FUCKING-COURSE DOCTOR DOUCHE CAN SEE HIM ANYWAY
  80. GOD DAMN IT
  81. RIP Polar Bear in a Snowstorm: your powers were fucking awesome
  82. Awwwww worried Stiles
  83. ANSWER YOUR PHONE LYDIA
  84. GOD Lydia is so bad ass
  85. #FightLikeABanshee spout truths my soulmate media rep (CALL ME)
  86. When the eye’s start a glowin’, it’s time to start a runnin’
  87. REALLY?
  88. REALLY?!?
  89. IT WAS RIGHT THERE?
  90. 10 FEET AWAY?
  91. AND COVERED IN DEAD BODIES?!
  92. AND NO ONE HAS STUMBLED ACROSS IT OR I DON’T KNOW…SMELLED IT?!?
  93. “I need a word with you…….I know you’re Satan. Stop trying to ruin my kid’s life”
  94. Wait…what
  95. What is Theo doing now?!
  96. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HIS TWISTED LITTLE MIND DOES HE KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS?!
  97. YOU. MANIPULATIVE. LITTLE. SHIT.
  98. I LOATHE YOU
  99. STOP FAKE CRYING YOU HEATHEN
  100. Don’t hug him……
  101. Don’t….DON’T YOU HUG HIM NOOOOOOOOOO
  102. Cue creepy music and DEVIL EYES
  103. 12 34 56…..glorious just glorious
  104. Yeah Phil, you’re a dumbass…..who’s Phil
  105. OH SHIT
  106. This is like some Pretty Little Liars level shit
  107. Except 1000x scarier cause ya know…nightmares
  108. Dude party foul! That is a WASTE of perfectly good alcohol
  109. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY
  110. Oh thank god Parrish knows now
  111. Except…it’s NOT SAFE…the bodies are just laying willy nilly on a stump in the woods
  112. HUNDREDS?
  113. HUNDREDS?!?!?
  114. YAY SCOTT’S HERE! SAVE THE DAY MY CANINE HERO!
  115. Well shit.
  116. They’re both like that little sibling you hold at arms length until they tire themselves out
  117. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  118. NOOOOO HAYDEN NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  119. I literally just SCREECHED in my room
  120. It is currently 2:30am here…..
  121. I don’t live alone….
  122. Wait….WAIT
  123. IS SHE OK?? CAN THERE BE SOME GOOD LEFT IN THE WORLD!?
  124. Can Theo also die? Like, could I have 2 gifts in one episode?
  125. Nope….damn.
  126. #LaydenLives speak your sweet sweet poetry to me oh media rep
  127. WOOOOOOOOO THERE CAN BE HAPPINESS ONCE AGAIN
  128. They’re gonna ruin it in like 5 seconds but for now…now I can be happy
  129. TO THE CLINIC!
  130. Parrish…sweet heart…it’s an honorable gesture but I’m pretty sure those bars ain’t gonna hold ya
  131. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
  132. They’re gonna have “the talk”
  133. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  134. SCOTT NOOOOOOO
  135. THEO IS SATAN SCOTT DON’T BELIEVE HIM
  136. THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING
  137. BELIEVE STILES SCOTT! DON’T DO THIS!!!
  138. OH MY GOD HE STEPPED BACK
  139. NO DON’T WALK AWAY SCOTT!!! OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOO
  140. I am legitimately WEEPING at my desk
  141. I am a legal adult
  142. I pay taxes
  143. And I am sitting in my room in a Batman onesie at 2:30am sobbing over a fictional breakup of two friends
  144. FUCK TELEVISION
  145. I need chocolate….and a good cuddle (oh media rep *wink wink*)
Plans (That Maybe Aren't That Bad)

Ethereal Chapter five: Plans (That Maybe Aren’t That Bad)

Pairing: Dan Howell/ Phil Lester and PJ Liguori/ Chris Kendall

Rating: M

Warnings: Swearing and eventual fluff/smutt

Summary:  AU- Super powers. Dan’s not normal. In fact, he’s never met a single person exactly like him. No one else can move objects with their mind, just by a simple thought. He lives life carefully, limited interactions and semi-non-existent social life. That is, until a pair of sapphire blue eyes change everything. Dan Howell/Phil Lester, PJ Liguori/ Chris Kendall.

Notes:  Enjoy!

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greenhousemom  asked:

I lost a soulmate fic where Phil thinks his soulmate is dead because the mark on him is black and he falls off a car park and it turns out Dan is an angel and saves him and Phil doesn't believe him so dam decides to prove it to him? Sorry if some of that doesn't make sense

Does anyone know what fic this is?

- Gabriela

(TW) Angst (2) Masterlist

part one

Links Last Checked April 11, 2017

24 Floors - phangirlingforphan

Summary:  24 floors, up in some hotel room, feeling solo, thinking of jumping soon. All he knows is that Phil doesn’t want him anymore and his heart is so painful that he’s wondering why he isn’t dead already. One more step, and it’ll all be over. The blur of cars zooming twenty four floors below him won’t know what’s about to hit them - until he does. One more step.

24 Hours - phanfics-anonymous

Summary: Angsty one shot where they’re friends, but then Dan gets in a serious accident and it is uncertain whether he will live, but because of the accident Phil realises he actually loves Dan. Then a fluffy ending with Dan waking up and they confess their love for each other?

Addict With A Pen - andromehdas

Summary: sad boy loves oceans and sea breezes and the time in between day and night, so he sits by the sea with a sketchbook and sometimes, another boy joins him and sometimes, thats okay.

A Defused Lighter and an Unlit Cigarette - flamboyant-lester

Summary: After losing a member of their team Dan finds himself taking the lonely route, he feels the need to suppress himself while shutting out everyone who cares, including Phil.

Beautiful - dannihowell

Summary: Dan’s young and easily falls in love.

Bellis Perennis, Myosotis - daegukkie

Summary: Dan doesn’t think love exists, and he’ll do anything possible to stop himself from falling into it - but when he meets Phil Lester, a boy who loves plants and latin, Dan’s coming close to the edge.

Carly (ao3) - AmazingNicola

Summary: Dan was depressed and he knew it. Well not depressed, he hadn’t seen a doctor who could confirm it for him, but he was very sad. Sad enough that every time Phil left for a meeting he would sit staring at that one photo he had saved on his phone of them back in 2009.

Comet - petewent

Summary: tw; death, suicide. “It was a comet. The boy saw the comet, and he felt as though his life had meaning. And when it went away, he waited his entire life for it to come back to him.”

Messing Up - philipsenpai

Summary: Phil’s a cutter and Dan doesn’t know and finds out and yells at him.

Obituary - dannihowell

Warnings: tw;death.

Safe And Sound - phanus

Summary: Songfic based on “Safe and Sound” by Taylor Swift. Phil can tell that Dan isn’t happy anymore, but he doesn’t know what to do to make it better.

Setting Fire to Our Insides For Fun - exovative

Summary: Dan starts smoking & cutting/burning himself and eventually committing suicide.

Stuck In The Jet Wash - fireworksphan

Summary: After saying something he shouldn’t have, Dan wakes up in a world where he never started YouTube. Or met Phil. Now stuck in a new life completely different from his old, Dan just wants to go home.

Take Your Chances - postcardfromaplanecrash

Summary: Dan Howell is a terminally ill 18 year old, Phil Lester is a terminally ill 19 year old. The two meet at a support group one day and their lives are changed forever because of it

Undefeated - howthemoonsuitsthenightsky

Summary: It had been over six months since they broke up when Dan was on the receiving end of a homophobic attack, but when he really needed help, Dan could’t help but call Phil.

Yesterday’s Tomorrow - phxnler

Summary: I told you all my secrets and you became my best friend. You knew me so well, why would I even pretend?

5

Steve Roger’s club for once dead.
(by Daisy a.k.a. Alexandra)

I think I’m lost my drawing skills again… 

P.S.: about Coulson. I think he is the best person to deal with confused and disoriented Bucky. Because this is that Coulson does perfectly: he is dealing with things and persons that nobody knows how to deal with.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Steve being obsessed with coulsons Captain America trading card collection

“I, uh, got you a glad-you’re-not-dead present,” Steve says awkwardly, his cheeks blushing slightly. “Here.” Steve continues, shoving a box into Coulson’s hand.

Coulson opens it gently, gasping when he sees the contents. “No,” he whispers, “it can’t be.” He looks up at Steve who has a hopeful look in his eye. “I can’t believe you found this one! I’ve been searching for years. This is the rarest one of them all.”

Steve smiles sheepishly. “I may or may not—”

“Stop,” Coulson interrupts him. “I only want to hear this if it’s completely legal.”

Steve’s blush intensifies. “Glad you’re not dead, sir.”

Coulson let’s out a huff and shakes his head. Little does he know, there’s a display case in the Smithsonian that’s missing a very, very rare Captain America trading card.