sdv fans: sam is innocent n sweet n hasnt done anything wrong!!! uwu
me: actually in the luau its mentioned by sebastian that sam has the most hours of community service on his record, and if you talk to sam you find out that he dislikes the govenor, calling him “some old guy” this states that sam has beef with authority in the past. its highly possible, because he lived in zuzu city for a period of his life. so, if we go by thise facts, and add the fact that his father is in the military, and add that he’s friends with sebastian who is a laid-back guy who is also a bit rebellious himself he does have a motorcycle, and not to mention seb is hinted to he a stoner with the smoking and BONG incidient, we come to a conclusion that, sam isnt innocent as we all assume he is. because he lives in stardew valley, hes away from the city, therefor away from the bad influnces in the city. who knows maybe jodi moved to the country to help sam and protect him.
sorry to be so self-indulgent, but could i please request some modern niles headcanons? i just love this man so much aaaaa ;; what kind of music would he like? what subjects is he best/worst at? (personally i think he'd good at remembering stuff in history) what would he wear? a lot of flannel? would he have a motorcycle? does he drink a lot of coffee? AA SORRY TO RAMBLE YOU CAN COME UP WITH WHATEVER YOU LIKE I LOVE YOUR BLOG THANKS FOR ALL THE HARD WORK MODS YOU'RE THE BEST <3