How would the UT and UF skelebros react to a s/o who was very Very short
Short jokes. Just. You get nothing but short jokes thrown at you from every angle. But sometimes it’s just like they fly right over your head. He likes to use you as a lean sometimes, too, just slumping against you, either putting his head on top of yours, or propping his elbow on your shoulder/head.
You’re adorable??? & he adores you a lot. How could a human be so small?? & yet??? So lovable??? He doesn’t know, but somehow, you’ve managed to execute it flawlessly. Thought it is a pain to have to lean so far down to smooch you–couldn’t you have been born just a tad bit taller, date-mate??
Well, let’s just say he never takes you seriously when you get angry. Like ever. Hell, it’s hard for him to stay mad at you too. You’re just so damn cute?? He makes even more short-jokes than UT!Sans does, & constantly uses you as an arm prop, no matter where you are or what you’re doing.
He hates how cute you are? It’s unfair?? He’s supposed to be big & terrifying, how can he be so weak for someone who’s so much smaller than him??? He constantly admonishes you for it, demanding you grow taller this instant!! Of course, he knows that won’t happen, & settles for begrudgingly lifting you off your feet when you hug. You don’t get to be on the ground, this is punishment for being born so small.