12 Days of Check, Please! Christmas
Day Two: Ice skating (the fun kind)
Prompts by @nsfwzimbits
I could use my baby as an excuse for why I didn’t get even a half-assed fic out of this… but I won’t.
Jack invites everyone to the holiday
family skate with the falconers
-why anyone is surprised, he has no idea. Ofc the Samwell guys (and lardo) are his family
-he was a closed off mess before he met them
they’re In Awe ™
remember when Dex had literally no
chill at hazeapalooza and talks to jack about his ass?
-He does that again
-with soooo many players
but nursey only trips twice on his way
to the ice
-poots looks vaguely distressed
chowder is the calmest of all of them??
-how, my child?
-“they’re just normal people, guys!”
-He disappears for a few hours
-bitty walks in on them staring at pucks then slowly walks back out
speaking of bitty
he is an immediate hit with all the
-He may kidnap thirday’s daughter one day
-she’d be over the moon if he does
-she bugs thirdy for weeks about figure skating lessons
-(even though she has showed no interest in ice at all up to that point)
the surprise of the day is that lardo
-she refuses to talk to kids like they’re dumb and they LOVE IT
-“you mean you skate with all the big boys?!”
-“I don’t just skate with them, I tell those useless boys how to skate!”
-…the parents don’t appreciate so much that she doesn’t censor herself
Holster propositions Tater for Ransom?
-“hey, my boyfriend thinks you’re hot. You should try him on for size.”
-tater finds him hilarious
-all three of them have a date for the day after christmas???
Georgia keeps a close eye on bitty
-because maybe the falc’s have been talking about adding speed to the roster for a few years now
-and because bitty is the faster skater she’s ever seen
-she ambushes jack about it the next day
-“what do you mean he hasn’t even considered the nhl?!”
Shitty immediately gravitates to the
-“because jack is my motherfucking life partner”
-“no you’re not, shitty”
-(he sort of is)
Jack just sits back and watches
-his two families fit together perfectly
-and it’s so wonderful
he can’t remember ever being so happy