does anyone even remember this guy

12 Days of Check, Please! Christmas

Day Two: Ice skating (the fun kind)
Prompts by @nsfwzimbits
I could use my baby as an excuse for why I didn’t get even a half-assed fic out of this… but I won’t.


Jack invites everyone to the holiday family skate with the falconers
-why anyone is surprised, he has no idea. Ofc the Samwell guys (and lardo) are his family
-he was a closed off mess before he met them

they’re In Awe ™

remember when Dex had literally no chill at hazeapalooza and talks to jack about his ass?
-He does that again
-with soooo many players

but nursey only trips twice on his way to the ice
-poots looks vaguely distressed
-guy laughs

chowder is the calmest of all of them??
-how, my child?
-“they’re just normal people, guys!”
-He disappears for a few hours
-bitty walks in on them staring at pucks then slowly walks back out

speaking of bitty

he is an immediate hit with all the falconer’s kids.
-He may kidnap thirday’s daughter one day
-she’d be over the moon if he does
-she bugs thirdy for weeks about figure skating lessons
-(even though she has showed no interest in ice at all up to that point)

the surprise of the day is that lardo is too???
-she refuses to talk to kids like they’re dumb and they LOVE IT
-“you mean you skate with all the big boys?!”
-“I don’t just skate with them, I tell those useless boys how to skate!”
-…the parents don’t appreciate so much that she doesn’t censor herself

Holster propositions Tater for Ransom?
-“hey, my boyfriend thinks you’re hot. You should try him on for size.”
-tater finds him hilarious
-all three of them have a date for the day after christmas???

Georgia keeps a close eye on bitty
-because maybe the falc’s have been talking about adding speed to the roster for a few years now
-and because bitty is the faster skater she’s ever seen
-she ambushes jack about it the next day
-“what do you mean he hasn’t even considered the nhl?!”

Shitty immediately gravitates to the WAGs SOAPs
-“because jack is my motherfucking life partner”
-“no you’re not, shitty”
-(he sort of is)

Jack just sits back and watches
-his two families fit together perfectly
-and it’s so wonderful

he can’t remember ever being so happy

as gay as verkwan and jihan and all that seem at time, does anyone else remember that time in 2013 on seventeen tv where mingming was trying to… kill jun? or something? idk but

this was actually much gayer than anything past debut has ever been

tag yourself i’m the guy with the earbuds not giving a fuck

jun was loving it too i mean look at that he’s having the time of his life

hey mingming, buddy, is there something you wanna talk about?

hOLY SHIT MINGMING

NO ONE EVEN CARES WHAT’S GOING ON, JUST ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY TRAINING TO BE A KPOP IDOL AT PLEDIS AM I RIGHT

MEANWHILE MINGMING IS STRADDLING JUNHUI OKAY COOL

this is probably what every sexually frustrated jun stan now wants to do to him

jesus mingming you can just ask nicely

umm…………

hoshi’s like ‘oh did i just interrupt something?’ YES YOU DID

I’m taking a trip to memory lane, but does anyone remember that guy named Oswald and how he made a song about his friendship with his dog in the first few seconds of episode 1???

He’s got a picture of him and his dog on the wall while he’s playing it

The dude even gave his dog a special seat in order to hear the song comfortably

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Am I the only one annoyed about how some LoZ fans treat Zant?

I’ve seen alot of people call him disappointing and too crazy/insane.

But seriously,

have you guys 

even been paying attention

to what he did.

These scenes pretty much showed Zant’s TRUE personality: an arrogant, calm, collected,sinister, cunning tactician.

Oh, and does anyone remember what the Light Spirit said to Link at Lanayru spring about the Fused Shadows?

‘’Those who do not know the danger of wielding power will, before long, be ruled by it.’’

Let’s not forget that he said that quote along with a creepy vision that was enough to bring the holder of the Triforce of COURAGE to his knees.

So after Lakebed Temple, Zant stole the Fused Shadows from Midna.Then, once you find him at Twilight Palace, he acts like a huge psychopath.

Think about this for a second. 

Everything from the beginning all the way up to before the Stallord fight was Zant’s real character. But he didn’t know how to properly control the Fused Shadows and was corrupted into a lunatic as punishment.

To sum things up: Zant was not always a crazed and pouty manchild, guys.

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After spending almost all year travelling the world with Ford, Stan is happy to be back in the comfort of his home. Retired and looking forward to a week of blissful domestic relaxation before the twins return to stay for the summer, the last thing he expected to turn up on his doorstep was Rick Sanchez. No seriously, just who is this guy? Can he help Stan remember that large gap in his long-term memories that Ford and the kids couldn’t fill? Does Stan even want to remember?

To be continued…


*Ford assumes he knows every crime Stan’s committed just cause he’s read his criminal record. I’m not saying he has killed anyone, but I’m not saying he hasn’t either.

Also for those who don’t know it already, here’s the link to my headcanon on why Rick calls him Lee. 

Does anyone remember the animated movie The Black Cauldron? I had a dream about it, only instead of Gurgi, it was Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. And instead of Gurgi saving the day in the end and everybody thinks he’s dead but he’s not, it was the main guy, whats-his-face *looks it up* Taran that gets injured saving Princess *looks it up* Eilonwy. And in my dream, he got pretty fucked up. Like his chest was ripped open and ribs were exposed fucked up. He kept saying (even while he was dying) that he must save the princess, he must save the princess, and Eilonwy was right beside him saying “You don’t have to save me.” And then Stitch/Gurgi, in a last ditch effort to save Taran, tries pouring this glowing green gelatin thing down his throat.

And that saves him and everyone lives happily ever after but jeeze brain, I liked The Black Cauldron as a kid, why do you have to go and mutilate the main hero??? 

anonymous asked:

Lol tess begg is fake just because she doesn't talk about you publicly???? You obviously don't know anything about her because she never posts anything about anyone else (including freelee or Bonny) she just does her own thing and is killing it. She's not fake

Not at the start but look at her insta now.

I always thought she was single because she never posts her guy in her shots. I remember him sitting on another table waiting patiently for her whilst she laughed at everyone of Bonnys jokes even if most of them were not funny. In that moment I worked out who she really is. Hey I’m glad she is promoting my high carb stuff. I support that 100% and glad she is killing it financially. The question is ‘is she fake though?’ and the answer is personified in how she treats various people that have helped her in the past and what she posts on insta.
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One thing I really appreciate about the writing of this show is that men cry. There isn’t any stigma attached to it. Orga dies, and big tears roll out of people’s eyes, even the tough guys. I don’t remember another Gundam show where that happens (maybe Shiro cries a little in 08th MS Team, but I can’t think of anyone else). Mika doesn’t cry, but he will beat the shit out of some Gjallarhorn in revenge.

Also, I think this is approaching Tomino-like named body count. (Does anyone know the score for Victory Gundam? I can’t find a number in a quick google.)

Julieta ALMOST catches on, realizing that Tekkadan has been manipulated and cheated by shady adults, and not exactly caring that her hero is one of them.

Almiria. You are like 12. Macky lied and manipulated everything to marry you for power. You owe him exactly nothing. Stop.

Most of this episode was devoted to fighting, and whoever is in charge of the storyboarding for these is A+.

The final showdown between McGillis & Gaelio: holy shit yes. “If you say what I think you’re going to say, I might forgive you.” TT_TT 

Next week: Mika and the others attempt to hold off way too many Gjallarhorn while the others attempt to run through a tunnel. Good luck, boys. Do not kill the old guy, god fucking damn it. “Don’t make me wait” is “I’m 2 days from retirement” in the Gundam world.

Does anyone remember those two columbine-obsessed girls that were on here who would make fun of all the other columbiners for being “groupies”, even though they also were groupies? And they sent a bunch of hate to shallow-existences, making fun of the way he looked and telling him to kill himself? And then he actually did? And then they talked about how they didn’t feel bad about it because he was going to kill people …even though he didn’t kill anyone but himself?
That’s pretty much happening again (different girls making fun of a different guy- same community)and these stupid girls are talking shit about how this guy looks and sending him hate. And it’s really fucking pathetic. How do any of you people have an interest in columbine and Eric and Dylan and think it’s okay to go around being bullies? I really don’t want to see that shit on my dash so if any of you are involved in that foolishness, please unfollow me.

ABRAXAN HORSE.  hey guys, i’m gonna delete fleur later today. i’ve been thinking about it for awhile now and it’s honestly the best thing for me moving forward. i created her back in 2014 with time and care into her development and the veela background ( does anyone remember that one long biology post about chromosomes and how male veela do not exist ; that was the best :’) ). as a writer, her story is done. there is nothing more left to tell, and even if i did keep her, the threads feel stale ; almost too easy to answer. please understand, i, subconsciously, revived her because i missed france. i miss the lazy city of rouen and the cobbled streets, and it’s crappy ice rink ;  the people, the outdoor markets and ― everything. rouen is beautiful. normandy is beautiful. it’s highly likely i’ll return with some other french muse ( belle from batb? who knows ), but it’s time to tuck fleur in. :’)  

i welcome anyone to try this amazing character with their own interpretations, because fleur isabelle weasley née delacour was honestly a blast to write from start to finish. but today, it’s time to say goodnight to fleur. 

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ok so there’s way too little fanart of Ford and his fun adventures in other dimensions and I just can’t get this Star Trek crossover idea out of my head:

Data the android from TNG used to get kidnapped a lot because because of his uniqueness well, at least that’s how i remember tng, its been six years since i’ve last watched it and i can imagine that a lot of space pirates would want to sell Ford’s six fingers or showcase them in some way - so what if … these two get kidnapped by the same guy and start to form an awesome alliance *____*

i mean they even both have twin brothers, i need to draw more of this >:D

also, does anyone remember that episode “The most toys” … and Kivas Fajo .?. doesn’t matter i already drew it :D ↴

does anyone else remember the time in ned’s survival guide when cookie made a velcro suit because he thought backpacks were too difficult

or when he dressed up as a girl

to get tO KNOW HIS CRUSH

OR the guy that had a ball spinning on his fingers 24/7???????

leT’S NOT TALK ABOUT WHEN A WEASLE WAS ELECTED AS CLASS PRESIDENT

seriously

was this even supposed

to represent high school????¿¿???¿¿

GUYS THIS HAPPENED THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Throwing Jensen Ackles into my general bubble is basically a surefire way to suck all the air from my lungs and all the intelligent thoughts from my head. Jensen gave me his 10000000 watt smile when I stepped up to him and did his usual “hey there” with that stupid sultry little drawl like wtf Ackles I’m only human, I can’t haNDLE THIS OKAY no I’m fine -deep breaths-

Basically, I wound up holding onto the man’s bicep because I thought I was going to fall over (don’t talk to me about that beautiful bicep because I’ll cry…again) and kept smiling up at him with what were probably literal heart eyes and he had a hand on my upper arm too and was still smiling all reassuringly at me like everything in my universe wasn’t about to just implode and then looked down at my sweatshirt and got this little knowing grin on his face and did the ACKLES APPROVED head nod (ha you think I lived through that BUT I’M ACTUALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW AND TALKING TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE - also if you’re wondering, I was wearing my Never Quit hoodie which is the foundation/motto coined by Marcus Luttrell, the author of Lone Survivor aka the military memoir turned movie that Jensen really wanted to be a part of) and he said “niiiiiice”. *heartttt eyeeeees*

Anyway, after that, Jensen was like “so what’re we doin’??” and I finally got out “how about just a really special hug?” ((((tbh I can’t remember if I said good or special))) and he nodded and was like “sure thing, honey”

njNFDJKSFNDJKSNFDSK?!?!?!??!?!?!/1/1//1/?!/1K2JWHQUDSHUYJ^%&*(%^7YWEUHJFBE79FIYUSKJDNSDSFD? !!!!!!!!! H O N E Y?!?!??!/11!!!

I WOULD LIKE TO JUST SAY THAT I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS SMILING HUGE W/ TEETH WHEN JENSEN PULLED ME IN AGAINST HIS CHEST BUT THEN SUDDENLY THAT WENT AWAY BECAUSE I FELT

A HAND

ON MY HEAD

I FELT. JENSEN ACKLES’. HAND. ON MY HEAD. He was cUPPING MY HEAD. HIS HAND. MY HEAD. And literally I have no idea what happened after that like suddenly the world went black because all I knew was that Jensen Ackles had his hand on my head and was holding me against his chest and I wasn’t ready for any of it.

And the outcome of this photo op? I realized when I asked for a special hug, he gave me a “Dean” hug. This photo op ain’t Jensen. It’s Dean. Jensen Ackles Dean’d me.

And now it’s time to cry. *RIP*