does anyone even call it that

anonymous asked:

Neji and Itachi headcanon for their partner having anxiety attacks when they have skin contact with people they don't know

Neji

-Once he knows it, he wouldn’t change his behavior, he’ll simply watch out for people too close to his s/o.

-If someone eventually touches his s/o, and she has an anxiety attack, he will immediately go by her side to support her. Even if he’s away. His s/o calls him, if she can, and he gets where she is as soon as he can.

Itachi

-He would become overprotective once he knows about it. He wouldn’t let anyone go near his s/o.

-Since he is overprotective, his s/o doesn’t have a lot of anxiety attacks but if she does, he will support her the best he can.

-He will eventually try to change that and reduce her anxiety. Supportive af.

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anonymous asked:

Don't understand this meltdown. If u feel they're in a relationship, believe this started while Diane was with JJ & this goes against ur values/moral code, fair enough. You have a right to state ur opinion. But why resort to name calling? The names aren't even relevant to their dating. All I see is 'she's arrogant' or 'he's a dirty drunk' or something equally nasty. Were people waiting for a chance to jump Norman & attack him? Do they really think he needs their approval before he dates?

This is exposing some pretty clearly. Some people in this fandom need to just walk away. They are starting to really embarrass themselves. He does not need our approval. He does not owe anyone an explanation. HIS PRIVATE LIFE IS HIS! If anything this reaction makes it pretty clear to me why he tried to keep it quiet in the first place. Just look at how some of you are acting? Really this is kind of embarrassing.

So I actually have a story behind this gif….when I was still new to the fandom side of the internet I saw this exact gif post and I though “why does anyone even care about these so called Internet friends? There is NO WAY you can be close to people you have never met…how can you even trust them?” But now, many months later, I have a close Internet friend who means more to me than many things in life and I don’t know where I’d be without her….I hope someday I will be able to hug her and tell her how much she means to me…

astrological signs in love
  • aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship... but hey at least it's interesting
  • taurus: likes to pretend they're so heartless that they don't even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
  • gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
  • cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
  • leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it's cute
  • virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
  • libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
  • scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple "serious" relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they're in love w their gross best friend... but in a cute way
  • sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
  • capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, "JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE", terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
  • aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? :) !! ? :(
  • pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love's glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan

anonymous asked:

ANDREW ACCIDENTALLY CALLING NEIL CUTE IN FRONT OF THE FOXES P L E A S E

IT IS OFFICIALLY MY SEMESTER BREAK!!!!!! ajfhdajkhfdajh this is the best prompt EVER let me have this self-indulgent headcanon

  • the foxes, because they like a.) challenges and b.) making money out of these challenges, get the idea to play Andreil Trope Bingo
  • nicky starts it, purely out of boredom, as well as out of the desire to spite kevin for being too exy-focused even if the season’s over
  • he creates a card with things like “andrew buying food for neil” “neil smiling behind andrew’s back” “one talking about the other when the other is not there” “andrew hurting someone for neil” “rooftop date” “andreil going late to practice together”
  • after the whole team making edits to the bingo card, a copy is given to everyone
  • word gets around, but as andrew and neil are two of the most oblivious people in the world, they don’t catch wind of it
  • eventually, everybody (including wymack and bee) gets in on it, because the pot rises to be two grand (can you guys believe? two fucking grand for a couple’s trope bingo)
  • they make it a race of sorts - as andrew and neil aren’t normally affectionate in public (neil being the more touchy of the two, but still severely lacking in comparison to the stereotype of Normal Couples), they all have to be there at certain times of the day
  • dan clearly established the “no fishing rule” at the start but some of them can’t help themselves - they’re just really lucky sometimes
  • renee is the first to check “andrew wearing one of neil’s shirts” after she notices at their weekly sparring session
  • aaron (unluckily enough) gets the first shot at “andreil making out by the lockers” after his shift to tidy up the court
  • nicky is first witness at “one being lowkey possessive over the other” when he catches a glimpse of andrew frowning down someone at the bar for checking out neil
  • at the end of it all, they’re all left with one box blank
  • “andrew calling neil cute”
  • and everybody is just ??????
  • because andrew would never do that. not in a million years
  • only neil seems like the type to do so - but even neil hasn’t said anything of the sort
  • everybody’s panicking because they’re all so close yet so far away
  • fast forward; it’s been a little over a month since everyone’s only got that last box blank, and they’ve all been fishing
  • matt has asked, on multiple occasions, what andrew thought of neil when he smiled
  • allison has pointed out how good neil looked when she gave him her last haircut
  • bee even got ahold of neil’s baby pictures and showed them to andrew on a visit of his
  • wymack, at some point, tried asking if “cute” was really the specific word they all needed to hear (”What if he says ‘adorable’? You know Minyard gets all wordy at some point.”)
  • they all flail around for another week until the foxes’ weekly movie night
  • it happens on a thursday at neil and andrew’s room, because it was their turn
  • everyone is seated around the television, either on armchairs, the sofa, or on beanbags
  • neil coughs and pounds his chest
  • andrew gets up from the sofa so fast and gets neil a glass of water
  • upon getting the glass, neil goes “Ah.That was just a test. Thanks for putting in the effort.”
  • neil is smirking and all, thinking he’s so clever, the cheeky bastard
  • and no one is prepared for andrew’s “Mmm. That’s cute. Move over.”
  • everybody is suddenly scrambling for their cards in their pockets
  • IT’S LIFE OR DEATH AT THIS POINT, PEOPLE
  • THAT LAST BOX IS ALL THAT M A T T E R S
  • nicky is like “Shit shit shit shit shit shit–”
  • kevin frustratingly goes “Where the fuck is my pen–”
  • bee is like “That’s unfair, I didn’t bring my card!”
  • it’s dan-the-legend-wilds that gets to cross out the box first and she yells (half-drunkenly) “BingobingobingobingoBINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!!”
  • matt’s like “Babe we’re going halfsies on that right–” while allison yells “THAT”S GOING INTO OUR NAIL POLISH FUND!”
  • wymack is in the moment and is like “Dan, you’re sharing with me, or you’re out of the fucking team.”
  • renee is groaning and shaking her head while aaron is just shrugging and texting katelyn he lost
  • in the midst of the chaos and debating-who-got-it-first is andrew and neil, clueless as fuck, staring at them all and at one another
  • neil is blinking in confusion while andrew is stony-faced
  • they go out of the room and leave the madness that is the foxes coming up with another bet and searching for money in their wallets

You can call an experience or relationship traumatic even if there’s no one you can/want to blame for what happened.

If you were traumatized by what happened, that impact is real even if it isn’t anyone’s fault. There are situations where everyone involved does their best with the information and abilities they have and someone still experiences trauma.

Abuse is not the only traumatic experience, just a common one. Not having your needs met for totally blameless reasons can be traumatic. Having your autonomy taken away by illness or other random chance can be traumatic. Many traumatizing experiences can happen when you’re utterly alone. Even ‘ordinary experiences’ can be traumatic in some contexts.

There’s no reason for trauma that’s ‘too silly’. If you’re traumatized, it’s not because you’re 'too sensitive’ and it doesn’t automatically mean you’re minimizing other people’s experiences.

You’re allowed to acknowledge your trauma. You’re allowed to look at experiences you’ve had through the lens of trauma. You’re allowed to grieve and process your traumatic experiences even if you don’t understand why they were traumatic or if similar experiences didn’t tramautize others you know.

You’re allowed to acknowledge how badly you were hurt even if you can’t point a finger at one person who hurt you.

The nerve of Trump supporters  feeling they have the right to call anyone else “crazy” and how it’s everyone else’s fault. Everyone but theirs. The nerve. The damn sheer fucking nerve.  Yeah, Jose the landscaper ruined your life. He totally did.

No, seriously. Let’s think about this for a second.

The world does not exist simply to appease bitter white people.

Like,I’m white. And even I spot the bullshit going on here.

So why don’t they?

Ok but imagine if
  • Maui actually ends up living with Moana on her island and becoming like part of the family. Like her parents treat him like the son they never had. 
  • Everyone’s like wow a demigod! We should listen to him and make him chief but Maui absolutely refuses and makes them listen to Moana because she’s still the chief and has the most respect for her. 
  • A boy on the island falls for Moana and is courting her and Maui threatens to kill him if he even thinks about hurting Moana because no one hurts his friend. 
  • Maui and Moana officially start calling each other brother and sister because their friendship is so strong. 
  • They still go on adventures together and have discovered like a bajillion islands together.
  • When Moana gets married Maui does the ceremony because “with the godly power invested in him blah blah blah” 
  • Maui is the god parent of Moana’s kids and she wouldn’t trust anyone to take better care of them than Uncle Maui. 
  • Her kids call him Uncle Maui. 
  • Maui loves to dance around for all the children of the village and tell them about his adventures and shape shift for them because the giggles and awe makes him happy. 
  • Maui loves being on the island because for the first time he’s felt wanted not just by humans but by his friends and family that he cares about.  
وردة

You rip off the petals of your
favourite flower,
looking for an answer.
“Does anyone love me? ”
-
Then there is God
calling for you,
5 times a day
-
He still loves you;
Even if you left,
when He told you to stay
and even when you’re drowning
in the lakes
of your blindfolded mistakes.

His love will come for you in breezes and waves, 

And even,
with all your flaws
and scars left by your past lovers.
He still loves you.
Everyday.

- NG.   

V x MC+ Rika (Angst Fic)

PART TWO CAN BE FOUND HERE!

So…. Here it is! In order to celebrate, here’s a little angsty fic about V, MC and Rika. I apologise to anyone who does support/like her, I haven’t played the secret endings yet, so maybe I’ll understand her a little better after I’ve played them. Until then! Enjoy this little thingy and let me know if you want a part two! - Michelle Xx

These past eleven months have been amazing. Tough and difficult at times, but amazing and wonderful nonetheless. After the first RFA party hosted by you, you and V became closer by working so well together for the RFA. After a while it wasn’t even awkward anymore to call him Jihyun. And as time passed, feelings started to grow.

You managed to break that wall he had build up for himself. Always saying that ‘everything is fine’, 'I’ll handle it’, 'this is my fault, I’m sorry, I’ll take care of it’. He finally started to realise that sometimes it isn’t a bad thing to be the one who needs help. To admit when you’ve let it come to far. And to ask for that help.

You started to care and love the man just as much as he did for you. Sometimes it has still hard for him. The RFA would always remind him of his fiancée. Or ex-fiancée, actually. After all that she did to him, he still held a tiny little spot for her in his heart. And you accepted that. At one point in both their lives, they loved each other in a healthy way. Besides, you occupied the rest.

After some convincing from you and Jumin, he finally agreed to the eye surgery. The operation is in two days. These past few days have been full of nerves, excitement and fear at the same time. But you always told him that you’d be by his side and together the two of you could take on the entire world.

The entire world, but not Rika.

Two days before the operation she decides to show up at Jihyun’s apartment in the poring rain. To take him back and go back to normal like nothing had happend. When you opend the door and were too shocked to react for a moment, she made her way inside.

As she walked into the living room, Jihyun called out: “Who’s that at the door, my love?”

“The woman who you promised your heart too,” Rika answered.

That set you into motion to close the door and follow her. When you came into the living room, you found Rika standing calmly across from where Jihyun was sitting on the couch with his mouth open. Taking his glasses of slowly, he got up and felt around with his hands to make sure he wouldn’t bump into anything that wasn’t in his clear sight.

“Ri-Rika?” he asked.

When he almost in front of her, she reached for his hand and spoke softly: “Yes, Jihyun. I’m home again.”

This is where you stepped in. You walked to stand between them, facing Rika with a death glare. “Just what the hell do you think you are doing here?” you spoke with a stern voice.

She closed her eyes to sigh and then smiled. “Because after everything that has happend, I want to start over again. Kind of like a reset at life. And what better place to start than with my true love?”

You couldn’t believe your ears. Reset? She thinks stuff like this gets forgotten in the blink of an eye? Behind you you could hear Jihyun struggling to find the right words for the situation.

“Rika… Alot has happend since I left Mint Eye… How could you even forgive me for leaving you?” he says.

You turn around to look at him with disbelief. He caught your movement and looked down at you. “Are you serious here!?” you said. “She blinded you, Jihyun! You lied for her to protect the RFA, she made believe that what she was doing to Saeran was acceptable because of an idea she has about how the world should be! And you’re asking her how she could forgive you!”

“My love, please calm down,” he said while putting his hands on your shoulders. “I know that, but… You don’t know her. I should’ve helped her more, better. And now she’s here to get that help. This can be a good thing for her.”

While you were trying to figure out his words, figure out how he could be defending her, Rika walked around you to stand next to him and took of his hands of shoulder to hold it in one of her own. “No, Jihyun. This can be something good for us. Like old times.”

Before he could even look back at her, you already pushed her against the wall and tried to tower over her. Barely an inch between the two of you. If looks could kill, she’d actually be dead this time.

“How fucking dare you to come here and talk about the two of you like you’re still together!? Like you didn’t blind him as some sort of fucked up punishment for nothing! He didn’t do anything wrong! He went along with every one of your crazy ideas 'for a better world where there are no lies and pain’. He betrayed the trust of one his friends by letting you torture his brother. Do you hear what I’m saying? You tortured someone! Actually, no, you tortured two people, the other one being the man you claim to love so much. All because you have some fucking God-complex or something! Seriously, what the hell do you think that coming over here will do for you? Huh? You get back together and pretend like nothing happend? Like you didn’t fuck everyone up?! That everyone would just forget the fact that-”

“MC, stop it! Stop talking like that!”

You stop spewing hateful words at the cowering woman in front of you. It wasn’t until you stopped that you realised that you were shouting by now. You turn your head to look at Jihyun, who just told you to stop.

He slowly walked over to where you two stood. You could see that he was trying really hard to keep his sights focused on his goal. It hurt you to see him like that. To know that the person who caused him this was in. His. House. In. Front. Of. You.

“She needs help,” he begins, “and the first time I tried to help her, I was unable to do that. I won’t make that mistake again. I’ll make sure she’ll get the proper help this time. And maybe she can eventually come back to the RFA-”

“Are you serious, Jihyun!” you yell. You turn back to her and keep glaring at her, trying to see if it will turn her into dust. “How can you still defend her?! After all she did, you are still defending her!”

“Because I love her.”

For a moment, one that seemed to go on forever, you stopped breathing. Those… those words… He didn’t really just say that… Right? You must have heared it wrong. Then again… Are you really that surprised? Even after all these months of being together, a small little part of him still held on to Rika. Still loved her with every breath he’d take until his death.

Realising what he said, he stammers: “I’m- I’m sorry, I-I didn’t mea-mean to say-”

“Yes, you did,” you quietly interrupt him. “You did mean it.”

Not even realising you had started to look at the floor, you looked up and saw her smiling. To anyone else it may have seemed kind, but you saw past that. You saw the victory in her eyes of gathering another perfect piece for her perfect world. A world in which your existence was not present.

You walk backwards and slowly make your way to the front door. You hear the two people behind you walking behind you. They seemed so far away. But you could hear him clearly: “Please MC, let me explain.”

With your hand on the doorknob, you take one last look back. They looked perfect together. Like they could really take on this cruel world. And you didn’t belong anywhere in it.

With a breaking voice and wet eyes, you say: “You don’t have to explain anymore, Jihyun. I know my place now.”

Without waiting for a reply from either of them, you open the door, walk out and close the door behind you. You run to the stairs and run down all of the flights of steps. Once you reach the lobby, you run to the door and make your way outside. You look around to see which direction you want to go to, but realise that it doesn’t really matter.

You turn to the left and start running again. Faster and faster. The tears are rolling down your cheeks and your heart beat goes so fast, you’re not sure you can feel it anymore. After running for what seem like forever, you stop to catch your breath. You look around again and find yourself lost.

Panic starts to set. And pain. And you don’t know which one is worse. But you do know that you need help. Thankfully, you had it in your backpocket. With shaking hands, you dial the number of the only person that you know could help you. After a few rings your call in answered.

“Hello~?”

“Saeyoung… Can you please help me?”

Cinema Sins starters

“I’ll tell you everything wrong with ___ in less than ___ minutes.”
“The first problem is that you exist,”
“This scene does not include a lap dance and I’m disappointed.”
“Stealing by accident is still stealing.”
“You’re enunciating through your nose.”
“Apparently saying 'I don’t know’ in a lecture about the pyramids is a huge no-no.”
“Oh. Awesome. Could you be a little more vague?”
“I have never heard anyone use that pronunciation in my life.”
“Only dopey nerds have allergies.”
“You know you’re a workaholic when getting called back to work is the only thing that can snap you out of your deep depression caused by your son accidentally killing himself.”
“The hell? Do you even coffee?”
“You brought in  an expert to help you decipher the code but you didn’t show him everything? The fuck kind of logic are you following?”
“He’s drawing on the screen with a permanent marker!”
“And so he owned it. But he was stupid, so he put it in storage.”
“First of all, that was morbid.”
“You look beautiful and all, but maybe now’s not the right time to be posing or photos.”
“You’re not even offering anything? Just an open hand of gentrification?”
“Yes, the questions was lame, but you didn’t have to be such a dick-tard about it.”
“I’m killing, smoking, and having everyone else do the work. You really have to appreciate my growth into a beautiful person.”
“That guy may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. Dick.”
“That’s like recycling all the onscreen actions of Two Girls, One Cup.”
“That’s the ‘I’m totally in love with them but have no chance’ face.”
“BDSM isn’t open during business hours.”
“I know you’re comically inept so I’ll let this one go.”
“Bonding by way of vandalism. Hmm- Bondalism?”
“That’s the fancy way of saying you killed him.”
“Sure, the one thing…. the ONE THING you had to do in the middle of a kidnapping plot is to fire a flare up in the goddamn air.”
“Your friend is the valedictorian of this school? How badly did everyone else fuck up for them to become the valedictorian?”
“To be fair, those birds shouldn’t be chirping. They should be eating that person I killed.”
“Not even the wind or that Bronco could undo the mid-life crisis look in your hair.”
“Nothing good happens when it involves gloves and a Bronco.”
“You’re perfect, in a perfect home and likely have a perfect florist, so why  not buy the real thing instead of a painting?”
“She was taking that dog to wherever as an accessory, which makes her an awful person and thus rightly tortured for the rest of her life.”
“You even walk like a thoroughbred horse at the Kentucky Derby.”
“Bow down, bitches.”
“Have you see the shit down here? We don’t need no parental advisory.”
“Please tell me she didn’t flood the city again just to make this video.”
“Ooooh, it’s a metaphor.”
“These are some stupid rules.”
“I would hope the things you eat didn’t complain, because they should be already dead.”

Okay I don’t want to start drama, but I wanted to make a point about the issue with Pewdiepie.

Whether or not Felix meant what he said, he still said it at a time when the world is in chaos regarding minorities.  He said what he said at a time when his TRUE opinion on the matter REALLY means something.  He was careless with his words and whom those words might hurt.  Even if it was a joke, which I do believe it was, there are some things you should never joke about.  Felix is not the devil incarnate, and this does not make him the scum of the earth.  What it DOES make him is someone who made a very bad, insensitive call and refuses to listen to anyone about it.

I just hope he learns from this mistake.

The boss' darling

It starts as a joke. The auror department considered Newt Scamander one of the most adorable creatures that they’ve met. But after a few weeks of him being their consultant it became clear he was only for their boss.

At least that’s what it looks like. Because they’ve never seen Percival Graves act like he does when Newt is around. And before they notice they start to call him Graves’ darling. But it’s just a joke.

And, in their defense, that begins because Director Graves behavior changed after Scamander’s arrival.

He is less angry and grumpy when Newt’s around. He uses to carry the magizoologist in his arms when he falls asleep (and Newt falls asleep anywhere if he’s tired; cafeteria, garden or even over an auror’s shoulder). Graves takes him to his office and close the door, warning anyone near by what would happen to them if they dare to wake him up.

Director Graves also likes to take Newt out to eat or he brings him food himself, making sure the reddish hair wizard eats properly and he doesn’t miss any meal. Newt argues with him sometimes, assuring him he can take care of himself, but Graves prefers to ignore him.

And he has good reason to do it.

Because one day Newt scared the hell out of them.

It was almost New Year’s Eve, the magizoologist was talking with auror Goldstein about maticore’s venom. They all knew he wasn’t sleeping well because of the dark shadows below his eyes, but they had no idea he had forgotten to eat. They didn’t know he was that weak until Goldstein yelled his name, scared when Newt’s eyes closed. Fortunately, Graves was near them, speaking with Picquery, but he was keeping an eye on him (their boss was always looking at Newt) and appeared next to him just in time to catch him in his arms before he fell to the ground.

The healers told them he was going to be fine, he just needed food and sleep. They all were to see him when he finally woke up, just a quick visit to make him know they cared. They left eventually, when the healers insisted, but Director Graves… He didn’t leave Newt’s side and even growled at the few people who were brave enough to try to convince him otherwise.

They weren’t successful of course. He looked angry because ‘It seems, Mr Scamander, you don’t care about your own health. How could’ve you forgotten to eat?’ but they knew better to see all that attitude was just to hide the fact that he was deeply worried.

Another thing they start to notice is their boss seems awfully incapable of keeping his hands to himself when Newt’s around. There’s always a hand touching the wizard’s shoulder, fingers 'fixing’ the magizoologist bowtie, hands cupping a face full of freckles, arms around a waist just to prevent the other one from 'falling’. 'Be careful, Newt, this path is particularly slippery,’ which is a total lie and they all know it, but their boss looks happy and Newt doesn’t seem to mind.

And don’t let them start about his boss jealousy, because boy he is jealous. He can’t help but to get involved in any conversation Newt is in, because he can’t stand the magizoologist paying too much attention to someone that’s not him. Nor he can’t help but glaring and snarling at anyone who looks at Scamander like they’re interested.

And that poor poor soul that tried to flirt with Newt that day. It was one of the British aurors that came to discuss of international security with Madam Picquery. He recognized Newt because he was Theseus’ colleague. He asked about Newt’s work and they all know the magizoologist gets very excited when someone asks about his creatures. And he smiles and giggles with the British auror and the man looks charmed (because why wouldn’t he be, Newt’s truly adorable).

“Theseus didn’t tell me you were so cute,” he comments and Newt blushes prettily.

And that was the last thing they heard him say because he died that day.

Okay no, he didn’t, but it was a close call.

“Newt, I think Miss Goldstein is looking for you,” Director Graves says and the magizoologist nods and walks away quickly. The British auror wants to follow, but is stopped by Graves.

They don’t know if was something their boss said or just the murderous look on his face, but the auror paled suddenly and he never tried to talk with Newt again.

The poor guy.

So their joke begins, they don’t even remember who came up with it, but they don’t care, because somehow it feels so natural to call Newt the boss’ darling that some days they even forget it’s a joke.

But then some messes up and does it while Graves is still in the room with them. They all get petrified, while watching their boss blinking in surprise.

“What did you say?”

Kenneth looks up in horror, realising his own mistake.

“I’m terribly sorry, Sir.” He mumbles.

“You called Newt my 'darling’?”

“I didn’t mean… It was a-”

But Director Graves doesn’t seem to care, he looks like he’s forgotten they’re more wizard in the room with him because he starts to smile to himself.

“It’s okay. No harm done,” he assures, shocking everyone. “Now… Where were we?”

So… The rumor spreads and they all start to think that maybe Newt is, in fact, Graves’ darling.

Until Queenie tells them the truth.

“No, they’re not dating,” she informs.

And honestly it makes them feel disappointed because now they’re sure that their boss is pining and Newt is completely oblivious to everything.

Well… there must be something they can do about it.

So they tell Newt and hope for the best.

The magizoologist face turns completely red and he looks like he doesn’t quite believes them. He’s about to argue when Percival Graves walks in the room.

“What’s going on here?” He frowns at them, but his irritation changes to worry when he looks at Newt. He approaches him and cups his face in his hands. “Are you okay?”

They’re not sure if is something in the way he looks at Newt or in his voice, but suddenly the magizoologist eyes’ wide with realization right then and there.

So he smiles at Graves, a beautiful soft smile, and leans in to kiss him. The kiss is quick, because Graves is still in shock to respond so Newt steps back, thinking he’s made a mistake.

Director Graves grins like he just finished all the paperwork for the next ten years and tooks Newt by the waist and kisses him with all he has.

But he stops after a moment, suddenly remembering his aurors are still in there. Newt must have remembered it too, because he hides his face in Graves’ neck.

“Will you be standing there all they? Are you planning on returning to WORK anytime soon?”

That’s their cue to leave and they do with pleasure because their mission is accomplished and honestly they both look so cute together.

So they leave Director Graves and his darling alone.

  • other people during the day : i'm hungry. god, i have to call that person. what if that thing happens to me? oh, that guy is cute. i'm tired.
  • me during the day : is percival graves okay? is he being treated well? does anyone care about him? i wonder what's his favorite color. does he ever get laid? does he live in a house or an apartment? is he ever gonna get rescued? can grindelwald go fuck himself? does jk even care about his character? is he gonna be back? god, i hope so. he deserves to be happy. i love him. anyway so about percival graves -
klance wedding headcanons

alright so a bunch of you asked for some klance wedding headcanons in response to the shallura wedding post and ho boy i am here to deliver 

(shoutout to @leg-defender again for idea bouncing with me!)

  • first off, the wedding is Big. because Lance’s family is HUGE and they gotta be involved in e v e r y t h i n g. they’re basically orchestrating the whole shebang along with the rest of the voltron crew. 
    • Lance’s family does a shitton of research on Korean weddings because they want to include traditions from Keith’s culture as well as Lance’s. 
      • An entire twenty-four hour day is spent with the whole team on computers, at libraries, calling old Korean friends and sending Shiro out to be the honorary diplomat. by the end of the day they could probably run their own program on the history channel.
  • Hunk, Lance’s mother, grandmother, and anyone else with even a fingernail of cooking talent are all on the Food Squad together because let’s be honest there is a lot of food to be made. 
    • nobody knows what kind of food Keith likes and they can’t ask Lance because it’s supposed to be a surprise so they have to send Pidge out for reconnaissance
      • Pidge has no idea how to navigate the situation and ends up trying to ask Keith what his favorite restaurant is in hopes of getting somewhere
      • his favorite restaurant is the Pizza Hut down the street
      • Pidge gives up and just tells everyone he likes traditional Korean food (which he does)
  • The “Bachelor Party” is just the whole original voltron crew having a fun night out of the town
    • they go to an arcade
    • Keith beats Lance in just about every game they play
    • minus the first person shooters and dance dance revolution
    • nobody beats Lance at dance dance revolution
    • nobody.
  • Hunk is pretty much Lance’s Maid of Honor, Shiro is Keith’s
    • Almost every single one of Lance’s siblings is a Bridesmaid/Groomsman
    • Keith doesn’t really have a lot of people to be his Groomsmen so Lance’s siblings take the position for his side too
    • They literally fight over who gets to be a Groomsman for Keith they all want to do it so bad
      • it makes Keith cry bc he never thought he’d be part of a big family like this and it just makes him Really Fucking Happy
  • Keith is kind of a fashion disaster and doesn’t know how to pick out what to wear so Lance’s five sisters immediately adopt him.
    • they spend the whole day shopping together
    • Lance has never seen someone get along with all of his sisters so well in his entire life
      • it’s actually a little freaky how well
      • Lance is Afraid
  • For the wedding Keith has his nails painted blue and Lance has his painted red
    • Lance’s little cousins do it for them so it’s kind of sloppy but it’s insanely fucking cute
  • Allura and Lance’s mom are the Decorating Dream Team
    • the whole venue looks like it just came off of a goddamn pintest board 
    • in the best way possible
    • Allura has added some more questionable decorations but what can you do
    • “Are those… goldfish bowls?” “Yes.” “Ok.”
  • Coran along with Lance’s like 98 year old great-grandmother are the ones who marry them
    • yes both of them
    • they both demanded to have the position so they had to share it
    • at first they didn’t get along so well but now they are best buddies for some odd reason
    • no one knows why they get along but they do so nobody’s complaining 
  • Lance starts bawling like three words into his vows
    • he can’t help it Ok it’s a Very Emotional Moment
    • the whole thing is rly sweet though because Keith just smiles Super Fucking Wide and wipes away his tears. Everyone’s heart in a 300 mile radius melts. If you weren’t crying before you sure as hell are now.
  • They kiss for Way Too Long during the ceremony. Pidge has to not-so-subtly kick Lance in the ankle and remind them not to suffocate eachother.
    • Lance is so getting Pidge later for that.
    • he never actually gets Pidge later for that.
  • The reception is really just One Huge Fun Dance Party 
    • basically everyone is drunk but in the best way possible
    • there is karaoke 
      • Lance forces Keith to come on stage with him and sing
      • except Lance chooses a song in Spanish and Keith has n o i d e a what he’s doing
      • the only part of the song Keith gets is this really slow line when he looks Lance right in the eyes and says “Besame, te amo”
      • it’s a one-hit-KO 
      • Lance is #gone
      • he forgets how to speak spanish altogether and just starts sputtering random words that translate to things like “my entire bathtub is green” and the spanish rendition of the happy birthday song
  • They all unanimously decide to eat the cake before dinner.
    • They wish they had an excuse for breaking out the cake before dinner but they don’t. The just really want to see the cake Hunk has been bragging about making for weeks.
    • the cake is so beautiful Lance starts crying again
    • honestly nobody can really blame him is is one hell of a cake
  • Shiro’s toast speech is like 10 minutes of roasting Keith and Lance for all the dumb shit they’ve done over the years
    • “I remember when you two had a contest to see who could eat more cheese logs–”
    • “Or the time when you both hung upside down so long you passed out and we had to take you to the ER—”
    • “And there was The Poison Ivy Incident last March–”
    • “Oh don’t even get me started on the Slip ‘N Slide race—”
      • “Shiro… Please…. Let Us Live………”
  • alas 20 minutes into the actual dinner a Huge food fight breaks out
    • It. Is. Chaos.
    • Everybody participates. Nobody is spared. 
    • Food is e v e r y w h e r e but honestly who cares they’re having a blast.
    • There is a running debate to this day over how it started
      • “Keith started it! With the potatoes!”
      • “I did not, it was all Lance and his stupid carrots!”
      • “Allura is the one who launched the peas,”
      • “Excuse me?! Shiro dumped the fruit punch”
      • “Only after Hunk threw the rice cakes!”
      • “Oh no don’t you drag me in to this–”
  • In conclusion, it’s absolute Chaos but it’s the most fun, exciting, Lance-and-Keith-like wedding anybody’s been to in like a million years and nobody leaves without a smile on their face and one hell of a story to tell.

lethesomething  asked:

Hiya! I love you headcanons so far! Could you maybe do some for what Yuri P would be like as he gets older? I hope that's specific enough. What is post-puberty Yurio like? Does he mellow out at all? Does he become a new living legend? Does he become awkwardly tall all of a sudden?

-Definitely goes through a huge growth spurt which only ends at 185cm

-Starts teasing everyone and anyone who ever called him short

-That’ll show them!

-He does get a bit gentler (under the watchful guidance of his parents, Viktor and Yuuri), but the usual sass is still here

-It will never leave, let’s be honest

-Gets even better at skating

-Yeah, definitely the new living legend (Viktor is proud)

-But here’s the thing

-Once he meets (future) s/o, post-puberty Yuri is smitten

-He’s such a fool in love it’s ridiculous

-One ended up in third place during the SP when they came to watch because of how nervous he was

-Of course, he quickly went back to first at the FS, but it was a close call

-Someone help him please

heathers soundtrack: a summary
  • Beautiful: public school
  • Candy Store: the overplayed one
  • Fight For Me: violence is sexy
  • Freeze Your Brain: surprisingly fucked up for a song about the Slurpee(TM)
  • Big Fun: property damage
  • Dead Girl Walking: SEX BREAK
  • Very/Veronica's Chandler Nightmare: voyeurism gone wrong
  • Me Inside Of Me: how in the name of fuck do you write a suicide note that fast im calling bullshit
  • Blue: the other cursed song
  • You're Welcome: hamilton's what the kids like these days right?
  • Blue (Reprise): does Not have the right to be this fucking catchy fuck you
  • Chainsaw: weird euphemisms
  • Our Love Is God: partners in crime
  • Prom Or Hell?: going steady even after he kills three people
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay dads
  • Fight For Me (Reprise): violence is no longer sexy
  • Seventeen: teenage homicide (don't do it)
  • Shine A Light: i don't care what anyone says about ms fleming this is the best song in this goddamn musical ok fight me
  • Lifeboat: jesus she's on the freakin' bus again
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: surprisingly not a melanie martinez song
  • Yo Girl: she will never leave the cul de sac
  • Meant To Be Yours: bang bang, ma'am. bang bang. stick em up ma'am. this is a robbery
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): why im terrified of pep rallies
  • I Am Damaged: sayonara slushfucker
  • Seventeen (Reprise): if i see one more edgy purgatory theory about this song i'm gonna eat a fridge