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Say hello to the Dualie Squelchers! Tonight at 7 PM PT, these puppies will be in stock at Ammo Knights. This weapon appeared as the shooter-type Jet Squelcher in the original game, but it’s been reborn as a Dualies-type weapon in Splatoon 2.

Its iconic longish-range and rapid fire return with the added dodge roll ability. It comes with a Point Sensor sub and Tenta Missiles special. We even noticed that while shooting from a crouch right after rolling, both Squelchers are temporarily merged - fascinating! Sheldon recommends this kit for nimble fighters that want to support their team and be a real nuisance to opponents.

The Real Top 100 NHL players of all time
  1. Wayne Gretzky
  2. Bobby Orr
  3. Alex Ovechkin
  4. Sidney Crosby
  5. PK Subban
  6. the amount of people annoyed by the fans of a stanley cup winning team
  7. Alex Trebek
  8. All of Me by John Legend
  9. Fifth Harmony
  10. Marntin
  11. When players use their water bottles upside down
  12. refs who swear at players
  13. Brad marchand’s nose
  14. the worm lawson crouse ate on a boat
  15. “Hanifin, That’s gotta be a battle win”
  16. Nate Mac’s OT winner against Sweden
  18. johnny hockey ™
  19. the faces mitch marner made when they were reviewing his shootout goal
  20. henrik lundqvist sucking this year
  21. Las Vegas Golden Knights
  22. the bear that roars when the bruins get a power play
  23. oscar klefboms nickname being sexbomb
  24. taylor hall going from being cheered to booed in his return to edmonton
  25. I once was a kid with the other little kids Now I’m whippin’ up shows and ‘em fans goin’ wild with us Tell mommy I’m sorry This life is a party, i’m never growing up.
  26. John Scott
  27. Auston Matthews four goals in his first ever NHL game
  28. The Oilers being tied for top of the pacific in January
  29. the atlantic being an absolute mess
  30. totinos pizza rolls
  31. brad marchand calling himself “best player”
  32. martin jones and cam talbot being basically the same person
  33. Zdeno Chara breaking the hardest shot record every time he made it to the NHL All Star Game
  34. Evgeny Kuznetsov at one point being the highest scorer on the Washington Capitals
  35. People who say “every team has bad fans” slowly realizing it always seems to be flyers fans
  36. some old guy who makes “They have ice joke” about a southern team
  37. Tom “Daddy” Wilson 
  38. all the WAGs
  39. Sidney crosby’s tim horton’s commercials with Nate Mac
  40. The Merry Christmas banner i still have hanging in my apartment
  41. All the pet names Andre Burakovsky comes up for his teammates
  42. teams with star wars nights
  43. Paul Pierce
  44. the habs cwhl affiliate Les Canadiennes being 100x better than them
  45. nature documentaries
  46. people who cry at alarming noises (me)
  47. all the cats in the whole world
  48. some cool birds
  49. Jack Eichel trying to politely say the evergaldes tour was the worst thing he has ever done in his life
  50. connor becoming a daddy
  51. People who really want Nuge to shave
  52. the ship name McNugget in general
  53. Team USA beating Team Canada in the shootout at world juniors and canadians acting like it didn’t count because it was the shootout.
  54. Babcock having to buy wine for underage in his own country auston matthews
  55. self love the size of alex ovechkin’s
  56. boys wearing nail polish
  57. when you have “hey Siri” turned on and she just starts randomly talking to you.
  58. NHL Combine pictures
  59. the fact that the NFL fucking added dodge ball to the probowl
  60. the NHL taking away the brakaway challenge and then using almost exclusively breakaway challenge footage for their “best all star moments” montages.
  61. Jaromir Jagr breaking Gordie Howe’s age record
  62. Zdeno Chara being three kids in a trench coach
  63. Mitch marner being carded for a rated R movie
  64. Joe Jonas’ new band DNCE
  65. just guys bein dudes
  66. People who have to make their bed before they get back into it
  67. Connor Mcdavid (20) getting 100 points the same year Shawn Thornton (39) does as well.
  68. matt martin high sticking his own teammate and proceeding to yell at the other team about it anyway
  69. Jazzy Kadri
  70. Jake Gardiner’s rivalry with Jazzy Kadri
  71. Jake Gardiner’s sister being significantly hotter than him
  72. The lost look Jake Gardiner always has on his face
  73. Braden Holtby’s just all around style
  74. “why would i be the one to get the ring?”
  75. Zdeno Chara threatening to eat sidney crosby as a chirp. 
  76. Moana
  77. Wayne Simmonds finally making it to the NHL all star game
  78. steve dangles tweet about tim thomas shooting a tv in a chik fil a
  79. Geno’s terrible flip phone he used to film pres obama
  80. mixing up the “dad” contact and the “daddy” contact in your phone.
  81. only using snapchats for the filters
  82. Nicki Minaj’s masterpiece “Get On Your Knees” featuring Ariana Grande
  83. finnish draco malfoy valtteri filppula
  84. the count down clock on Claude Julien’s career while Therrien remains unthreatened.
  85. Carey Price not resigning with the habs when his contract runs out
  86. the fact that no one knows who Lupul is anymore
  87. Roman Josi not being the hottest Pred since the Subban trade
  88. adam mcquaid actually scored???
  89. that time Jaromir Jagr hooked evgeni malkin so noticably and the bruins scored in OT because of it
  90. bill clinton mispronouncing yzerman really bad
  91. saad not being that good 
  92. the fact that bobrovsky is literally going to win torts the jack adams
  93. nikita zaitsev actually having a son
  94. kitty sneezes
  95. kazoos
  96. all star by Smashmouth but every word is somebody
  97. Connor McDavid (97 get it)
  98. the oh mama don’t you cry usa hockey chant
  99. drake
  100. the fact that i came up with 100 things
We’ve Got You (McCall Pack)

Requested by anon: A pack imagine where Scott bites a 14 year old and she’s really shy and they really freak her out when they try to tell her what the bites gonna do bc they’re so upfront about it. Thanks girly

Rating: ?

A/N: this was fun to write.

“She is going to freak.” Scott pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head from side to side. He looked at Stiles with hopeful eyes, like he had all the answers to his questions. 

“Let’s address the fact that we won’t be kidnapping her like you did to me.” Liam narrowed his eyes at Scott and Stiles as they chuckled at the memory, “You were so cute back then.“ 

"Yeah, back then.” Stiles added, dodging the tissue box that Liam threw at him. To say that Scott was tense would be an understatement, and Y/N being the youngest member of the pack didn’t make it any easier. 

When Liam convinced Scott to give the bite to Y/N, he was not expecting her to be so shy and repressed. 

“H-hey guys, I got Stiles’ 911 text.” Y/N’s head hesitantly peeked from behind the door, “Come in.” Scott patted an empty seat next to him. “Is everything thing alright? Did I do something wrong?” She rambled on, her eyes shifting from Scott to Liam to Stiles and then back to Scott. 

Stiles stood behind the couch and squeezed her shoulder, “Brace yourself.” Was all that was said to cause her eyes to widen and fear to course through her. 

“You, have been a wonderful addition to the pack, I assure you. But since it’s only been a short while and everything has been so hectic, I didn’t have the time to properly sit down and tell you what you’re gonna go through.” Her eyes remained wide, and her heartbeat was deafening in her ears. 

“Why? What’s gonna happen to me?” Stiles delicately stroked her hair as he could feel the shaking of her body. “Hey, kiddo, you’ll be alright. Just calm down.” She heard his words, but she didn’t listen as her body continued to quiver. “Since the full moon is coming, and you’ve never experienced one before, to put it simply-" 

"It’s gonna hurt like a bitch, and you’ll feel like tearing everyone and everything apart. You’ll feel rage, you’ll feel pain, basically everything unpleasant. And what Scott is trying to say, is that you’ll have to find an anchor. Someone or something to keep you grounded, to keep your human side in control.” Y/N sucked in a harsh breath, her eyes almost fell out of place. 

She abruptly stood up and paced around the room, “What if I can’t find an anchor? What if I hurt- oh god, what if I kill someone? I’m not ready for that kind of guilt on my conscience-" 

"Woah there little one, you’re spiraling. You won’t kill anyone, this is what we’re here for, you’re not alone.” Stiles pulled her into a comforting embrace, which subdued her shaking. 

She smiled briefly with her cheek against Stiles’ chest. “You shouldn’t worry about a thing, we’ve got your back.” Liam assured, her heartbeat easing.

 "We’ve got you.“

anonymous asked:

How do you make your paintings look the way they do? As in, how different is your approach depending on the style? Like for example your Samus, the eye patch bat dude, and your faceless Joker look very textury, yet others, like your Angus, Sonics, and Toad paintings look like 3D cartoons. Thanks.

The best way to know the ins and outs of each is to get Rapoza’s tutorials on gumroad for Style 1, and Luvisi’s for Style 2, since that’s where I got the techniques from.

But if I could do a quick tutorial it would be like this:

For Style 1, I usually start in Grayscale, and render the brush strokes perpendicular to the forms, meaning they cut across them. I also rely heavily on texture brushes. Then I create soft light and selective color layers, and then continue painting on another layer (normal) on top. I repeat this until I get to the end. This style usually relies more on values for contrast.


For Style 2, I use a chalk brush and render parallel to the forms, meaning I paint along them, not across. For this style, I usually separate everything into layers, which I transparency lock, then I render everything out, going back and forth between layers to adjust everything individually. Usually the very last step is adding linear dodge (or similar FX) layers to give everything a soft bloom. This style relies more on color differences for contrast.


I needed to practice some dynamic poses and perspective so I drew Sans in the genocide fight. I never intended on doing a background so there is no shadow on it, it was added more so that I didn’t have a blank background

@anoasisinawasteland​‘s fic request “if you could do anything about Team Legends - being domestic/arguing on the ship… - going on a vacation and wrecking havoc, being the adorable, nerdy fuck ups. Time Mum and Dad being disappointed but also joining in on the fun. - Gideon’s pov over the team. Like a day in the life of Gideon and how she sees and reacts to the team” (LoT fandom)

i’m so sorry it took so long ! i’ve been swamped with work and stuff and i was hesitating between writing this and a gideon’s pov fic. - the latter will definitely happen at some point, because I absolutely love the idea.

hopefully you’ll like it! 

“This is a bad idea.”

 Jax shared an eye roll with Sara, both groaning loudly. From where he was leaning against Rip’s office doorframe, Ray frowned, miffed, while Nate pouted at his feet, his arms crossed in petulance. Amaya threw them a look before turning to Mick, the latter responding to her cocked eyebrow with a low grumble. Martin, unlike the others, didn’t seem undeterred nor peeved by the Time Master’s constant pessimism.

“Have a bit of faith, Captain,” Martin insisted, his grin hopeful. Rip responded by cocking an eyebrow, his expression unmoved, “We arse all responsible adults, aren’t we?”

“I beg to differ,” Rip muttered, gaze darting from one person to the other.

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