document-everything

As it sometimes feels like I’ve been remiss in many of my MPU duties, I’d like to present to you all the MPU Timeline: Version 2. Last time, I’d documented everything up to Harmless Error; now, more than a year later, I’ve added a number of short stories, Presumptions, and Premeditation. Obviously, it’s not a perfect representation of the whole kit and caboodle, but I think it helps show exactly how everything dovetails together. At least, I certainly hope.

(I’m also not totally sure when Presumptions ends. My guess might be off by a month or two. We’ll see.)

I’ll try to update some of the other documentary artifacts in the next couple weeks. In the meantime, enjoy this one!

Twenty-five years [after Dale Cooper’s investigation of the murder of Laura Palmer,] the FBI gets a hold of a box it won’t divulge the provenance of. In the box, a huge dossier…

A female FBI agent is tasked to analyze all the documents inside, and everything related to the strange town of Twin Peaks. She also has to determine the identity of the person who compiled the dossier. Along the way, she discovers secrets about the lives of the town’s residents, but also investigative reports from Dale Cooper who has since vanished, newspaper clippings, an autopsy report, and other classified information.

What happened since the death of the young woman? And why did an anonymous “archivist” compile such a thorough dossier on Twin Peaks and its origins?

Watch a trailer for Mark Frost’s The Secret History of Twin Peaks.

Goosebumps

Summary: Your plans for the night included a cozy night in with a marathon of Game of Thrones, your friends’ plans on the other hand…not so much.

Word Count: 1.3K (wow, I was NOT expecting that)

Warnings: None. LOVE ME SOME AWKWARD FLUFF.

A/N: An idea I got while listening to Meghan Trainor’s Goosebumps. And, since I of course have been listening to it on repeat, this is the result. Woohoo!

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Your name: submit What is this?

Everything for your night was set. You had your flannel pjs on with your house stark oversized shirt, and a buffet of snacks on the coffee table. The opening theme was playing and you were about to dig in to your popcorn, when the doorbell rang.

Pausing the show with an agitated huff, you opened the door and were greeted by your two best friends, Natasha and Wanda. They were dressed to the nines, obviously planning on going out, and as they let themselves in you began to protest.

“No, guys—no! I told you I didn’t want to go out tonight! I just wanna watch my game of thrones in peace!” You knew you were whining, but if they were going to drag you out to a party, you were going to make it clear that you weren’t planning on enjoying it. “I don’t even have any makeup on, come on!”

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Dear AoS Cast,

I love that even though this is your 4th SDCC together, you still do everything with such an energy that is infectious.

I love that you would much rather have a goofy picture together than a serious one.

I love that Chloe likes to be silly and Elizabeth loves to wear leopard. I love that these two must document everything.

I love that Iain is a grump and Clark is both Dad and Embarrassing Dad.

I love that Henry is so tall and a sweetheart to boot. And that he is afraid of heights! Ha! 

I love that Ming, at age 52, can be all giggly and play with all the action figures.

I love that this cast misses the ones who aren’t there - Brett, Luke, Adrienne, and Nick.  SDCC is not the same without them.  Quick, someone post last year’s huggy pic from what, EW?

I love that you all just play musical chairs with each other for every panel or interview.

Yet, I love that the dynamic duo of “Fitzsimmons” still remains parts adorable, how can they be real, and awkward together. Leopard and Zebra print light sabers, goodness.

I love that I adore this show.  Part of it is plot (YAAAS FITZSIMMONS, and hello, Marvel), but a another huge part of it is your chemistry.

This family.

Basically, I heart you dorks. Never change. Always be chummy. Always be the family that you easily are.

Love,

Me.

1. i “broke” my favourite lipstick last night after putting it on too furiously

2. i woke up this morning with wilted lavender in my bed and on my floor. i picked myself a bouquet last night on my walk home and then sprinkled it over my room.

3. realizing i’m not as into someone ive been pining over is far more exciting than i ever could imagine it’d feel.

4. i’ve got a battle wound on my right arm from a (failed) attempt to climb over a fence by the lake, only to realize/remember my ever so lacking upper and lower body strength. i’ve been enjoying running my finger over the scab and tender bruise, enjoying the tracing of physical healing

l i s t e n ,
i really like the idea of matt holt becoming a member of the Main Crew™ after getting rescued and staying with them on the castle-ship because he doesn’t want to feel useless And Also he’s literally a fuckin scientist?? surrounded by aliens and alien technology and alien cultures??? if i know scientists, he’s going to want to write Literally Everything down and document entire planets and scribble on notes every minute of every day for the rest of his life
“alright matt you should probably get back to earth”
“katie are you fucking kidding me No The Fuck I’m Not i need to be here to document Everything because y'all aren’t and it’s my civil duty as a scientist and a Science Hoe to relay information back to earth what the fuck is Wrong with y'all that none of you are remotely phased by aliens and alien technology this is so fkcing?? what the fuck?? i joined a mission and dedicated a year of my life to exploring deep space and cataloging space rocks and we all know how that fuckin went so if you’re trying to tell me that you want to pull me away from an opportunity This Fuckin Big i’m going to take a steaming shit on every single one of your computers and cry.
“…… okay you can stay”

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Throw me your characters and I’ll try to draw them. I need to practice on shading and my style of drawing keeps going back to little stubs of circles 😥

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seventeens most used apps
  • s.coups:phhhoto, or vine. in the #dogs tag
  • jeonghan:snapchat, mostly watching the articles they have to display, most likely the food networks
  • joshua:snapchat, his and jeonghan’s snapstreak is 165 days long, and he usually is taking good selfies with an array of stickers on them
  • jun:neko atsume, hes really excited about the new rare cats!!!
  • hoshi:instagram, probably posting choreo vids. most of the comments include girls wooing over him
  • wonwoo:miitomo, he just enjoys answering questions about himself.
  • woozi:amazon, seungcheol has repeatedly attempted to get jihoon to quit his unhealthy shopping addiction but to no avail
  • dk:facebook, under some alias like Wong He Bin, pretty much just watches food videos all day
  • mingyu:camera app, documenting everything happening around him. filters are his life.
  • the8:pokemon go, and thats why hes been wandering off lately, you can probably track him down if you open pokemon go too and try and find the nearest pidgey
  • seungkwan:netflix. and you can usually find him curled up in his bed under blankets watching the dramas "Beating Again" or "Fated to Love You", if you find him doing so at night, hes probably crying at them too
  • vernon:Instagram, he used to buy his followers but now hes better at social media and he mostly posts selfies and pictures of the hip hop unit
  • dino:twitter. his tweets are countless ramblings about his teammates. "today seungkwan hyung asked to borrow my sweater, then didnt 😤" and "i love love love hoshi hyung's new move for the new choreo!! 😁"

Was looking for something else, and found this. Not sure if I ever even shared this with @teapirate when I was sending her headcanons about lantern cats… Anyway. Kyle is a cat. And a Green Lantern. And a member of the Justice League, of course.


Batman looked furious, and a part of Wally was impressed that the man managed to convey this despite his completely expressionless bottom half of his face. Another part of Wally was disconcerted by the realization that he must have been spending way too much time around Batman if he could read the man this well. Wally glanced at Superman instead. Superman was doing his “I’m not angry, I’m just very disappointed”-face.

A very loud purr distracted Wally and he looked down at the green lantern currently rolling around in the catnip by Wally’s feet.

“We could really have used a lantern-” Batman was saying, but Wally interrupted him, because sometimes - okay, most of the time - Wally’s mouth acted so fast he couldn’t stop himself. That was his excuse and he was sticking with it.

“Yes, but look how happy he is!" 

In fact the cat looked completely blissed out.

"Of all the irressponsible actions,” Batman growled.

“I didn’t mean to give him the whole bag,” Wally said. He really hadn’t, but Kyle did have a ring and well, Wally might be the fastest man alive but he hadn’t expected the large green hand snatching the bag from his own hand.

“You shouldn’t have given him any at all,” Superman said.

“Oh, come on. It was a harmless prank. No one even got hurt.”

At that point Superman launched into a speech about responsibilities, and treating fellow justice league members with respect. Wally actually started to feel a bit bad, but it was mostly because he hated disappointing Superman.

Weekly Report

I had a good week. The scale stayed the same, but I know that happens sometimes and it won’t stop me from celebrating an otherwise positive week. Here is a quick summary of how I did in each of the 5 pillars. 

Nutrition -  (A) I followed my plan as agreed with my nutritionist and I documented everything I ate in MFP. I did not use my lack of a kitchen be an excuse, made good choices, even when eating out and could not be happier. 

Hydration - (B)  I did good here except for the weekend, where I drank more team than water. 

Exercise (C+)  I got out and exercised a few times. I could have done better, but considering the heat, I did OK. 

Sleep (C+) - I averaged about 5 hours of sleep a night. I need that to be closer to 6. I did a good job with my CPAP, hitting the 4+ hour goal 6 out of 7 days. 

Attitude (B) No negative self talk. Stayed optimistic and on track here :) 

My focus for this week will be maintaining my Nutrition while improving my sleep and exercise.