So, I see I have some new followers. I do approve of this site of the web. This seems like a very expedient way to increase my army.

Greetings, new minions. Now, thou couldst remain where thou art and marvel at my wisdom, power and stunningly handsome self, or thou couldst approach my throne, ask thy questions, and partake of my wisdom for thyselves.

Fear not, the chances of me turning thee into anything other than that which thou art is currently minimal. Unless thou be too annoying to bear.

And now I am done with mocking Thor’s way of speaking. Unlike some fools, I am in fact aware that ‘thou’ is no longer in common usage…

But enough of that. I am glad that you all are here. Truly.