doctor-who-pick-up-lines

Today I got hit on at work by a girl using doctor who references.
  • Girl: *sees my tardis necklace* you like doctor who?
  • Me: yeah, I love it
  • Girl: would you give up your life here to run away with one of them?
  • Me: Probably only nine, he seems the most protective.
  • Girl: Well, I wouldn't run away with any of the doctors. Unless of course, they looked like you. *winks*
  • Me: *turns an embarrassing shade of red*
Doctor Who Pick Up Lines
  • Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • You've stolen both my hearts!
  • Would you let me be the one to open your Pandorica.
  • You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves...
  • Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
  • A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.
  • Are you a Dalek? Cause you've been rolling through my mind all night.
  • Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.
  • SEXTERMINATE!!
  • Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
  • I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.
  • PROCREATE!!
  • Why don't you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
  • I hear you're Allon-easy.
  • I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.
  • Wanna tickle my tardis?
  • Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.
  • You make my centurion stand at attention.
  • Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?
  • You're so Oodiful.
  • Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.
  • INSEMINATE!!