doctor who pointless special

*Taps champagne glass with a spoon and stands up to make a speech*

I just want to take this moment to express my joy that two of my greatest loves of BBC television are combining into one glorious thing on the Saturday after next. I hope we can all take this opportunity to strengthen our inter-fandom bonds, and may many a great friendship come about as a result of this truly glorious moment

*Sits down and blows loudly into a handkerchief*