doctor who and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat

Drop everything else. Y’all need to remember THIS MUSICAL.

SPECIFIALLY, the 1999 film version of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. THIS MOVIE MUST NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. 

look at it. there’s dancers in face socks. like ballerina slendermen just. dancing behind joseph like wtf is going on. 

potiphar is played by winston churchill from doctor who like WHat. is happening. as a millionaire tycoon or smth??? and then we get a whole scene of mrs potiphar feeling joseph up like,, 

and stripping his clothes off with her HAREM of hot ladies??? who all just want a piece of joseph’s 70s pop singer ass??? 

this actress won a BAFTA i can’t. the boob dress. the leg flash. why

then joseph gets thrown in prison right?? but no in the middle like watch

aND SUDDENLY A DANCE PARTY???? IN SHITTY 60S DANCE OUTFITS????? WHat

I wish i were making this up???? BUT THEN HE GETS CALLED TO MEET PHAROH AND

*REMOVES HEADDRESS* 

*REVEALS ELVIS HAIR*

PHAROH….IS IN….THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS UP WTF I COULDNT EVEN 

and it keeps getting better??? like there’s an actual song where joseph’s brothers get drunk af and start singing in shitty french accents

and then a sexy lady appears out of nowhere and dances with the brothers who r wasted af 


anND that’s not even the best part

it’s THIS

“OH NO, 

NOT HE, 

HOW YOU CAN ACCUSE HIM IS A MYSTERY

SAVE HIM

TAKE ME

BENJAMIN IS STRAIGHTER THAN A TALL PALM TREE”

IT SOUNDS LIKE THEy’RE DEFENDING HIS HETEROSEXUALITY I WOULDN’t EVEN JOKE WITH yOU ABOUt THIS


like srs idk if yall remember this movie BUT YOU NEED TO AND YOU SHOULD BECAUSE WTF IS HAPPENING THIS HAS BEEN A LONG POST