doctor mambo

Skype Liveblogging Adventures: Cabin Fever Edition

Actual quotes from the movie, and commentary as done by myself and @mygiftisinsong.

  • “Fricking hillbilly vampires.”
  • “That’s a horrible sweater.”
  • “If you’re looking for fun, you’ve come to the wrong place.”
  • “But I don’t wanna go to gamer rehab.”
  • “He can do that to me any day of the week.”
  • “About to go ham on some indigenous beasties.”
  • “Suddenly, no pants. Welp.”
  • “…..THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY BUT SWEET JESUS.”
  • “Was it gross because you’ve known him for so long, or because he’s gross?”
  • “I think like, there’s something in the water.”
  • “He gon’ get dead.”
  • “They’re speedy quick at the sexytimes.”
  • “Making it look like they didn’t even do the sexy.”
  • “How about you don’t fuckin’ foreshadow?”
  • “Who names their dog Doctor Mambo??”
  • “Greetings, fellow teens.”
  • “Stranger danger, stranger danger!”
  • “_______, we’re confronting you about this because we care about you.”
  • “What makes him think any of them are a doctor?”
  • “Oh, what the fuck?!”
  • “Because dumping the body in the lake is totally the best idea ever.”
  • “Cutie in plaid.”
  • “We all fucked up the car.”
  • “DON’T DRINK THE WATER, GIRL!”
  • “They’re totally gonna get lost.”
  • “Oh look, it’s the sound of their death.”
  • “I want me a new hog!”
  • “I can’t believe we burnt Cousin Henry.”
  • “Creepy officer is creepy.”
  • “Does she want him or his girlfriend?”
  • “She got the nasty disease!”
  • “There’s no plan, not anymore.”
  • “I have two brothers. Also, you’re not the only gamer.”
  • “I’ll never get over him in plaid.”
  • “YOU’RE JUST GIVING HER MORE AND MORE DISEASE WATER, WHAT THE FUCK.”
  • “I DIDN’T HURT HER WITH MY PEEN, I SWEAR.”
  • “Please don’t actually screw the dog, that’ll get you in even more trouble.”
  • “He’ll probably get hit by a bus.”
  • “IT’S IN THE FUCKING WATER.”
  • “Your buttcheek will not be missed.”
  • “Oh man, that’s gotta /burn/.”
  • “Of course he doesn’t look good, HE GONNA DIE, LADY.”
  • “I mean, he was an asshole, but he was cute.”