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the doctors as 'history of the entire world, i guess' quotes
  • (thanks to @fluffyhales for the help!)
  • 1: don't worry about rome, it won't fall.
  • 2: look out china, there's a new china in china.
  • 3: well i guess we're stuck here now.
  • 4: by the way, where the hell are we?
  • 5: now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.
  • 6: that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck the church. here's 95 reasons why.
  • 7: SIKE ~they both get angrieeerrr~
  • 8: some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION.
  • War: there's the korean war, korea vs korea. nobody wins, then it's on pause forever.
  • 9: oh fuck, now everything's dead.
  • 10: it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you.
  • Metacrisis!10: ~that's a human person~
  • 11: you could make a reli- no don't.
  • 12: now you can buy your way out of hell!
  • BONUS:
  • Cushing!Doctor: i wanna invent time and space.

anonymous asked:

Hey guys! I was wondering if you could rec some doctor or nurse stiles fics? I've already read all the fics you have in those tags and I've been craving for more. Thanks so much xx

Coming right up!  I checked the tags so there shouldn’t be any duplicates.  Enjoy!  -Emmy 

Originally posted by tabassumrhoechlin

Nurse!Stiles

Derek and the Droolinator by whyamIalwaysLoislane (Whyamialwaysloislane) 

(1,102 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek

It started as a sniffle. A simple sniffle, a simple cold. Something that someone with a strong immune system could fight off easily. But no, because it’s Derek, it hospitalises him.  Luckily he has a cute nurse to help bide the time. 

Unfortunate Side Effects by SayAnythingGrace 

(3,007 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek

Stiles is head nurse at a nursing home/rehabilitation center called Willow Manor. The hospital won’t hold Peter Hale anymore, seeing as he’s making no improvement. Derek puts Peter in Willow Manor. He swears that he hates Stiles at first, he really does.

The Biggest What If by NARKOTIKA 

(5,666 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek

“Where I come from, electricity would be called magic,” Stiles says during Sunday dinner.

“Yeah,” Jackson says, “but where we come from, we have lights at night.”

“We do, too.” Stiles reaches for his sixth bread roll. “They are called stars and they are quite romantic.”

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Or the one where Stiles is magically transported from Ancient Rome to the modern day and Derek ends up falling more than a little bit in love.

Three Awkward Conversations to Get us Here by afullrevolution 

(7,713 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek

The three most unexpected and awkward conversations of Stiles’ life happened over three long years and led directly to here. And here is really a place he likes to be. So. Awkward, in Stiles’ biased opinion, really isn’t so bad. Particularly when associated with Derek, Laura, and her bizarre plans for pack fulfillment.

Didn’t Know I Needed You by itsmeyouknow

(7,867 I Mature I WIP)  *scott/isaac, sterek

For most of his life, Isaac was used to the same  routine. First he would do something wrong then his father would get angry with him and he’s end up in the freezer in the basement. But when he finally gets free, he makes a new family that will love him no matter what, and Scott is the big goofy sweet guy we all know and love.

Lost in my Mind by arrozconmangos 

(8,058 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek

Stiles is a brand new nurse, starting at Beacon Hills Memorial Hospital’s Psychiatric Ward. Derek is a patient there.

5 Times Stiles Helped Derek (And 1 Time Derek Didn’t Need It) by The_Quiet_Creator 

(23,291 I General I WIP)  *sterek

Stiles is a sassy nurse.
Derek is a emotionally constipated lawyer.
They meet and then meet again and again annnd again.
And slowly but surely and weirdly fall in love

Just a Sterek drabble :)

One More Shot of Adrenaline by lialibea 

(37,868 I Teen I WIP)   *sterek

Reckless stuntman Derek Hale meets the nurse Stiles Stilinski after a bad crash. And after that, life, love and lust happens.

Doctor!Stiles

I Need You to be Happy by Adaline_Stilinski 

(2,208 I Not Rated I Complete)

Stiles had just started his shift at the hospital when a nurse runs over screaming that there is a gunmen in the hospital. Stiles as a son of a cop jumps into action to protect the people in the hospital even though it will get him killed. Is it all a dream though 

Doctor Stilinski, Thank You Very Much by Simplistically_content 

(4,155 I General I Complete)

Fic start idea: Doctor Stiles Stilinski happens upon a car accident after a long shift at the hospital and finds Laura Hale behind the wheel with a baby in the back. He somehow ends up inserting himself into the Hale/Argent war he’s been hearing his dad complain about for years and all baby Hale can do is latch onto him.

Fight Me, Doctor by lemon_powered

(6,626 I Teen I Complete)

Stiles is a ER doctor, and Derek is prone to injury, but that’s not how they meet.

No Words Left Unsaid by countrygirlsfun 

(7,776 I General I Complete)

Derek makes the appointment himself. That in and of itself is a big deal for him.

It’s been ten years since he got his family killed. Six years since he let Laura, his sister, get killed, leaving only himself as the sole survivor of the Hale family.

And it’s been five years, eleven months since Derek has spoken.

Negatively Charged Residues by captaintinymite (augopher) 

(9,698 I Mature I Complete)

Six weeks have passed since the mass shooting at Emissary Medical Center changed Derek’s and Stiles’ lives forever, and they’re still dealing with the aftermath. Stiles is being haunted by the events of that fateful day, and Derek is left scrambling as he and Argent deal with a rising body count in homicide cases they suspect are related to the hospital and the Deucalion Crime Family.