B…but my teeth are fine! And you kind of have the bedside-manner of Sweeney Todd.
(Aaaaaa! Why do awesome people keep following me when I suck so very much? The least anyone can do is send a bunch of Dentistry posters to http://ask-doctorcolgate.tumblr.com/. So do your very least. Err, most. You know what I mean. I made a few and then had to force myself to stop. They’re so darn fun to make.)