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so im absolutely obsessed with @skyesentinels ‘s youtube au and i got an IdeaTM (pls read the voltron youtube au frfr it’s s o good)

-For april fools, Keith and Pidge make a new channel for ‘supernatural hunting and alien spotting’
     -The video they post is just them running around Keith’s apartment while lance chases them while wearing a bedsheet
          -there are many gifs of lance tripping and face planting because he can’t see
-they all think it’s just an one time thing they did for a funny april fools thing but no
     -the fans won’t allow it
-the channel somehow gets to 100,000 subscribers, and keith and pidge get sent an actual silver play button from youtube for a channel they made as a joke
      -then they realize that they can’t just let the channel die now
-So they continue making videos
-they start out mostly the same as the first video, just obviously fake ‘paranormal activity’ while someone chases them
     -there are also many gifs of shiro dragging keith away while being the ‘ghost’
     -also many, many audio clips of keith’s high pitched screaming as this is done
-Lance is a fan favorite in these videos because he always ends up screaming and falling into keith’s arms
     -the klance shippers l i v e for this channel
-shiro is the worst to have in these videos unless he’s the ghost
     -shiro: maybe the real ghost was the friends we made along the way
     -keith: sh u t up shiro this is s e r i o u s
     -”yea i’d punch a ghost. I’d fight every single ghost in the astral plane. im not scared”
-there’s a video of keith filming lance in the middle of his morning routine and yelling “look guys! It’s a ghost, and it’s hideous
     -the rest of the video is the camera shaking while keith runs for his life
-there are x-file memes everywhere
     -every single video there are new clips on tumblr with the x-files theme playing
-g h o s t  a d v e n t u r e  m e m e s
     -”My name is Keith Kogane. I’ve never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Pidge Holt and our equipment tech Hunk Garrett. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.”
     -this leads the fandom to make memes about zak bagans being keith’s boyfriend
     -lance doesn’t realize that it’s all a meme and he’s??? So confused?? Like i thought keith and i bonded???? Who is zak and what does he have that i dont???????
      -”zak bagans is my boyfriend and i would die for him” -keith probably
      -keith does have a lowkey unironic crush on zak bagans and the only one that knows is shiro
-then they start making other videos of them doing things like looking for aliens/bigfoot/mothman ect
     -everyone likes these videos too because keith almost always starts ranting that mothman is r e a l.
     -pidge does the same but with nessie
-this leads to them making videos about conspiracy theories
     -these are basically just 30 minute long unedited videos of them screaming about cryptids
-they also start doing those cursed games like the bath game and midnight game
     -they get the whole gang together to play the midnight game but it’s basically just them sitting in a dark room with candles pretending to feel stuf
     -except lance who claims he’s actually feeling things, but in reality its just keith messing with him
-their videos sometimes end with the police showing up one way or another
      -once they had to pause making a video because keith screamed so loud that his neighbors thought he was dying so now there’s footage of keith awkwardly explaining to a police officer what they were doing
      -the fandom has started making bets to whether or not the police will show up in the next video or not
-theres a compilation of videos from pidge’s snapchat that are just a slow zoom of keith’s face as he does something with the caption ‘caught a cryptid on video!!!!!!!!’
     -keith tried to get her back but he’s much less sneaky about it so most of keith’s video’s usually end with pidge tackling him
-the fans get ‘#cryptidkeith’ treading on twitter and keith wants to die
     -most of it is edits of keith’s face of bigfoot or screenshots of keith in the background of a shot with that red circle and zoom in of him (see: @keithsightings)
     -theres also a lot of keith x mothman
     -keith has never been more impressed and also disgusted by his fandom


Miscellaneous Back to the Future (1985) promotional stills.

anonymous asked:

Imagine a powerful wizard conjuring an illusion of Robin's past spouse who died so she could escape Plegia, and although she can't remember him clearly she's very shook in the midst of battle so Frederick saves and consoles her ♡

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You knew mages were powerful; more so than you in countless ways. You knew they could be dangerous to the body and mind, but you never fathomed how much.

Not until the battle. All you were thinking about was how you were going to neutralize the opponent.

Your eyes locked with the mage’s. You saw into each other. Adrenaline flowed through your veins. Magic crackled between your fingers. Your arm raised.

You didn’t remember closing your eyes. But when they opened, you weren’t on the battlefield anymore. And you weren’t fighting; you were running.

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i’ve been staring at this doc forever, because something about l-corp didn’t look right, and now i realize i wrote l-crop about fifteen times

all i can think of is that post about lesbian farmers raising a good crop of gays, because honestly, that’s the only farming lena luthor would ever do

tinlizzies  asked:

Doc's reaction to King's crash was pretty sad and pained me but imagine if Doc was still alive durin Cars 3 and saw Lightning crash


oh my GOD he’d be so heartbroken, though. seeing his own failure play out in front of him in painful technicolor, in a generation where this could’ve been avoided. He knows it’s a dangerous sport, but as he sees Lightning fly through the air, the only thing he can think about is how he could have trained him better. How this could’ve been avoided.

How this was all his fault.

And when Lightning is taken away by the red truck, when Sally is screaming his name, fighting security, trying to get to him, when all the announcers can say is “oh, what a shame”, “that’s a shame right there”, all Doc can do is blame himself.

America: England, you wanna eat some of this too?

England: Wha…? Is it okay?

America: Of course!

England: Well, thank–

America: *winks* So what do I get in return?


England: *blushes* K-keep it, you dolt!

America: Mind letting go of it then?


anonymous asked:

Hi! I've been role-playing for several years, but only on Tumblr. Recent events have made me decide to leave Tumblr, but I don't know any other sites that are 1/1 roleplay like Tumblr, while also having things like ask memes. Do you know of any?

Well I mean you can get 1x1 RP anywhere there’s a one-on-one talking area, and if you toss on an link somewhere: everything suddenly has an ask system. You could, theoretically, make a webpage on one of the many free site options (including, yes, an empty tumblr with a /pagename and ask/submits turned off and no other content) and then link it in your signature or post it on websites that allow you to advertise RP and then RP in Google Docs. I use F-list. GaiaOnline, any of those big RP forums, chatrooms, anything. Just ask for 1x1 RP. The problem is tumblr is one of the very few places that function as a blog and social platforming thing all in one place. You’re going to have to change how you approach saving/replying/tagging/designing RPs. Livejournal/Dreamworks are the closest I can think to that has the reply function similar to this, anonymous posting, and you can keep a blog going with tags. Tumblr is a very unique situation, you’ll have to cobble together pieces for other places.


Dark Souls 1: The Empty Chest in Gwyn’s Tomb

The empty chest you find after defeating Gwyndolin is, afterall, just an empty chest. 

This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, but I wanted to take a closer look because I always felt like there was a lingering sense of mystery to it. Especially considering that a couple people claimed to have gotten the Maiden Set from it a while back, and there was always a little bit of confusion about this. I also heard someone say they got the pendant from this chest (lol), but I’m highly confident these people were just making stuff up. Example:

That chest contains the Maiden Set if you don’t go to Dukes archives before killing Gwyndolin. It has been 100% confirmed.

In addition to that particular scenario definitely being false, I_like_beer volunteered to try out a bunch of different permutations of gameplay progress and found that nothing worked.

But that’s not as definitive as taking a look at information ripped from the game, which reveals the following:

The DkS_data google doc shows a list of the game’s loot in the “Item lots” tab. The two other chests in the room contain the Sunlight Blade Miracle and the Brass Armor set, and nestled right between them in this list is a chest that doesn’t have any items in it. It even has a corresponding 100% chance of not having anything. But to double check that we’re actually looking at the right chest, I asked the creator of DSMODT to take a look and he was able to use his own data to confirm this.

What about the items that supposedly spawned? You can easily ctrl f this doc for words like “Maiden Hood” and “Pendant”, and you’ll only find them listed for their normal locations.