doc chops

MATILDA SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "And if it's not right, you have to put it right!"
  • "Is the first word... tomato?"
  • "Should have thought of that before you made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!"
  • "I didn't know they were the flaming Russian mafia, did I?"
  • "But I didn't do anything! That's not right."
  • "The teacher's clearly falling short."
  • "Moby Dick? Easy, grandma!"
  • "We're told we have to do what we're told but surely, sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty."
  • "Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief."
  • "Am I... am I... look, am I fat?"
  • "Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there..."
  • "The endings are often a little bit gory..."
  • "She keeps trying to tell me stories! Who wants stories?!"
  • "The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting!"
  • "Stop scaring your mother with that book!"
  • "Oh, you stupid man..."
  • "You mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you!"
  • "Cinderella, in the cellar, didn't have to do much as far as I could tell."
  • "I am off to bleach my roots, and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man!"
  • "Imagine what I can do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you."
  • "Nobody else is gonna put it right for me!"
  • "Maybe your largeness is a bit like the TARDIS -- considerably roomier inside."
  • "No one is as handsome, strong as me!"
  • "Where's the revenge section?"
  • "Give me more cake!"
  • "Mum, would you like to hear a story?"
  • "Just because you find that life's not fair, it doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!"
  • "Love and fate and a touch of stupidity robbed them of their hope of living happily."
  • "You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical -- there's never been a miracle as me."
  • "Extra strong? Keep out of reach of children? Hmm..."
  • "Even if you're little, you can do a lot."
  • "You thickheaded twit-brain!"
  • "Russians are nocturnal. I saw it on a programme last night."
  • "I'm so very, flaming clever."
  • "Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword!"
  • "Nobody but me is gonna change my story!"
  • "Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord, it's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!"
  • "Good hair means a good brain."
  • "You can pretend you're an elf!"
  • "Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know!"
  • "I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends!"
  • "It seems there are millions of these 'one in a millions' these days..."
  • "Oh, I look nice. You don't!"
  • "Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky!"